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2 Girls 1 Blunt

by Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade · English · Comedy

2 Girls 1 Blunt Podcast is hosted by Miami based stand up comedians, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade, two filthy fn st0nrs originally from Boston. Their raw, relatable, and unapologetic take on the dating scene, personal experiences, improving your mental health, and the end of the world will leave

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 58 min
Latest: 15 Oct 2025
Language: English

Latest episode

15 Oct 2025 · 47 min

Moving Out, Anxiety Meds, and Unhinged Would You Rather

The girls are back for their final episode in the studio — and they’re going out filthy. From moving chaos and Austin comedy burnout to UTIs, anxiety meds, and “would you rather” questions that get way too real, this one’s peak 2 Girls 1 Blunt energy. The girls talk about growing up broke, missing Miami, outsourcing everything like rich people, and the comedy grind in Austin before spiraling into s*x debates, ghosts that sl!t-shame, and queef confessions. It’s chaotic, honest, and completely ...

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Earlier episodes 29 most recent

S5 · E214 · 1 Oct 2025 · 56 min
Dedrick Flynn on Being the Godfather of Chaos, and Why Wings Are Sacred
In this wild episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we’re joined by the chaotic and hilarious Dedrick Flynn, who shares insane stories of growing up in Georgia, being arrested over ten times, and inheriting family beefs like badges of honor. We get into the art of grudge-holding, the deep betrayal of wing theft, and what it's like being everyone's favorite godfather. Find More of Dedrick (Deddy) Here: https://www.instagram.com/deddyfatstacks/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two una...
S5 · E213 · 24 Sep 2025 · 52 min
Kandyce August on Healing from Toxic Relationships, Trust Issues, and Choosing Better Love
Comedian Kandyce August joins the girls for a vulnerable and hilarious convo about breaking toxic dating patterns and building real emotional literacy. They unpack growing up with paranoia, navigating hyper-independence, and how therapy changed the way they love. Kandyce shares what it’s like being in her first healthy relationship and why trusting good people can feel even scarier than surviving chaos. Emily and Jaime open up about their own healing, situationships, and how women can build s...
S5 · E212 · 17 Sep 2025 · 1 hr 7 min
Jeff Dolezal on Fun in Love, and the Darkest Thoughts You Should Keep Inside
Comedian Jeff Dolezal joins the girls for a chaotic deep dive into the wildest corners of the human brain. From struggling with edible-induced existentialism to breaking down why some people absolutely deserve to be unfollowed mid-date, no topic is off-limits. Jeff opens up about his dating red flags and how mental health can shape your sense of humor (and your Hinge profile). Find Jeff Here: https://www.instagram.com/jeffydcomedy/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted b...
S5 · E211 · 10 Sep 2025 · 46 min
Tight Lil Thang with Brent Reed
Jaime has a boyfriend — and we are screaming. In this episode, the girls spill all the tea: how he asked, why the numbers do matter (sorry not sorry), and what it’s really like being roommates with a couple when you’re the single hot friend with sleep issues and emotional support snacks. Emily’s in her overthinking era, Jaime’s in love, and we’re all about to spiral. Again. Find Brent Reed Here: https://www.instagram.com/brentreedcomedy/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two...
S5 · E210 · 27 Aug 2025 · 1 hr 8 min
Trauma, Therapy & Chuck Norris in a Meat Bikini?? with Jon Carden
This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies sit down with comedian Jon Carden (Skankfest, Tammy’s Boy Podcast) for one of the most unfiltered and hilarious episodes yet. We dive into military marriages, cheating, childhood trauma, therapy breakthroughs, and what it means to heal while still laughing at the chaos. From Harry Potter house debates to Jean-Claude Van Damme movies to playing “Super Fight” with Chuck Norris in a meat bikini, nothing is off limits. Equal parts hilarious and hear...
S5 · E209 · 20 Aug 2025 · 55 min
Living Alone, Ugly Kids & Wild Zoo Controversy
In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies dive into everything from zoo scandals to ugly baby fears, all while navigating the chaos of adulthood. We kick things off with the viral Danish zoo controversy asking people to donate their pets as food (yes, really). From there, we spiral into sex talk, STDs, and a wild story about almost defending a roommate with a kettlebell. The girls also debate whether men or women have more holes, unpack childhood trauma, and expose the weirdest family d...
S5 · E208 · 13 Aug 2025 · 55 min
Chris Silio on Winning Kill Tony’s Golden Ticket, Miami & Dating Blind
In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we sit down with Chris Silio — the newest Golden Ticket winner on Kill Tony — to talk about his big win, moving from Miami to Austin, and the wild reality of being a blind stand-up comic. Chris shares stories from Miami’s chaotic comedy scene, compares it to Austin’s community, and reveals the funniest (and most awkward) moments of dating while blind. From losing his vision at 18 to crushing it on Kill Tony’s stage, we love having Chris in the studio, and ...
S5 · E207 · 6 Aug 2025 · 50 min
Sydney Sweeney is a Psy Op
Is our podcast haunted… or are we just poor? In this chaotic episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, things spiral from prank calls and spirit sightings to deep dives on dolphins, AI, octopuses, and Sydney Sweeney’s "good genes." We have the hilarious, Zako Ryan, on the podcast today. Come Find More of Zako Ryan Here: https://www.instagram.com/zakoryan/ 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, rela...
S5 · E206 · 30 Jul 2025 · 42 min
Trisha Paytas, Narcissist Exes & Psychic 555 Warnings
In this unfiltered episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Emily and Jaime spiral from Omegle trauma to celebrity reincarnation theories. They share their worst throwback photos, roast their teenage selves, and debate whether Trisha Paytas is birthing the Illuminati’s next generation. Plus: The girls roast AI captions, revisit Facebook trauma posts, and try to spell “psychedelic.” It’s funny, vulnerable, unhinged, and somehow still educational. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologe...
S5 · E205 · 23 Jul 2025 · 48 min
Robot Wars, Leather Jackets & Timmy No Brakes
Comedian and character-king Timmy No Brakes joins the ladies for one of the most no brakes episode yet. From celibacy confessions to robot death matches, nothing is off the table. They talk s*x, stage fright, bombing on dates, and the brutal highs and lows of the Austin comedy scene. Timmy reveals what it's like getting recognized by fans who only want the character — and whether he'd wear the leather jacket in bed. The trio plays a chaotic round of Super Fight, debate porn habits, rant about...
S5 · E204 · 16 Jul 2025 · 58 min
Pee Showers, Fist Bumps, and Chemo Cooter: Too Much Info?
Welcome back to chaos, healing, and oversharing. In this week’s episode, Emily and Jamie take you on a journey through unsolicited voicemails, wild bodily functions, emotional trauma, and the most unhinged game of Super Fight you’ve ever heard. From stories of eating your own rib, to awkward bathroom moments and "steamed asparagus pee," nothing is off-limits. The girls also reflect on childhood wounds, emotional triggers in relationships, dissociation, pain tolerance, and how healing often h...
S5 · E203 · 2 Jul 2025 · 1 hr 13 min
Swingers, Conspiracies & AI Clones? w/comedian Gerard Michaels
This episode is one wild ride from start to finish. Comedian and political thinker Gerard Michaels joins the girls for a chaotic conversation covering everything from swingers and Fantasy Fest to the psyop of the American dream, dating in Miami, AI clones, school system scams, and DMT theories. Are swingers even real or just rebranded cheaters? Is the sexual revolution a government scam? What’s really going on with AI, DNA tracking, and celebrity replacements? Also: Cats, nipples, weird bar ...
S5 · E202 · 25 Jun 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
The Bidet Mishap, B-hole Talk & Utah Gays with Scott Filmore
Brent Reed and Scott Fillmore join Emily and Jaime for the most unhinged episode yet! From impromptu courtroom drama to wild first date confessions, Utah gays, arrests, and food debates that will leave you starving — this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and too much b-hole talk. Find More of Sexy Scott Fillmore here: https://www.instagram.com/scottfillmorecomedy/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wa...
18 Jun 2025 · 1 hr 20 min
Untitled Episode
This episode has everything: kissing the homies, mystery mushrooms, poop mishaps, and a surprise OnlyFans pitch mid-panic attack. Comedian Brent Reed joins the girls to talk about public bathroom trauma, threesomes gone weird, and the one time Emily nearly saw God on an air mattress. It’s unhinged. It’s oversharing. It’s perfect. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on d...
S5 · E200 · 11 Jun 2025 · 1 hr 32 min
Cool Beans & Hot Messes: How Men Fumble Love with Darius Bennett
In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, comedian Darius Bennett joins the ladies to break down the truth about modern dating, why men sabotage relationships, and how some people just got that dog in 'em. We get into: 🔥How to spot a narcissist before it’s too late 🔥 Why so many “nice guys” are really players in disguise 🔥 What men & women really want (but won't admit) Plus — cool beans, white girl phrases, therapy breakthroughs, and a whole lot...
S5 · E199 · 4 Jun 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
JJ Curry on Comedy, Tampa's Strip Clubs, and Clean Comedy
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious, JJ Curry who's fresh off a kiler set on Kill Tony. JJ is our good friend from Florida, we chat about meeting in a strip club, why JJ only sm*kes on 4/20, and how he started comedy out of the Air Force. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that ...
S5 · E198 · 28 May 2025 · 56 min
Nun's the Problem
Hello gooses, silly or otherwise. We get into a listener's tea, determine if Emily should become a nun, and plan a vacation this podcast episode. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedi...
S5 · E198 · 21 May 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
Untitled Episode
Hello silly gooses! Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt is back at our NEWLY scheduled release time of 8PM CST. We chat about cancer free diagnoses, how to say you don't want to hang out with your partner, and why we think that everyone should get one weekend alone a month. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing pe...
S5 · E197 · 13 May 2025 · 1 hr 38 min
Daddy's Got You ft. Comedian Or Mash
This week we’re joined by the hilarious Or Mash as seen onWild N' Out. We talk God (aka Daddy who knows all), her secret test to see if her friends are anti-Semitic, and the time she accidentally became a pirate. It’s unhinged, it’s spiritual, it’s mildly ill*gal—just how we like it. Find More Or Mash Here: https://linktr.ee/ormash 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on...
S5 · E196 · 6 May 2025 · 41 min
Make Vaping American Again
On today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we try and solve the vaping crisis. If we can't do it, nobody can. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and entertainers, diving into wild stories...
S5 · E195 · 29 Apr 2025 · 46 min
We're Starting a Cult
The rumors are true. We are starting a cult, get in on the ground floor now. This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we chat about our thoughts on the world at large, get absolutely giggly, and decide we want to be cult leaders. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, a...
S5 · E194 · 22 Apr 2025 · 1 hr 16 min
Multiple Personality Super Powers with Danny Martinello
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have a very funny friend, the hilarious, the very Canadian, Danny Martinello, join us as we discover every single personality he has... and they are AMAZING. Find Danny Martinello Here: https://www.instagram.com/dannymartinello/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal sto...
S4 · E193 · 15 Apr 2025 · 54 min
Put The Money in My Hands
On today's final episode of season 4, we chat about Jaime's first festival in Key West, how we feel about Katy Perry going to the moon, and...cure cancer. Thank you for having us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features ...
S4 · E192 · 8 Apr 2025 · 1 hr 21 min
A Gingerbread Man, A Hot Dragon, and Comedian Mike Eaton
Happpy Tuesday! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, where we have the very funny Mike Eaton. We chat about his Kill Tony minute, what Shrek characters the ladies remind him of, and bond over laughter. Find Mike Here: https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stor...
S4 · E191 · 1 Apr 2025 · 1 hr 31 min
A Scouser, Lebron James, and the Red Light District with Kyle Legacy
Absolutely banger episode with our friend from over the pond, Kyle Legacy. We got chatting about the red light district, what makes a p*rn production, how we feel about Austin, and surprise surprise....prank call Emily's mom. Find Kyle Legacy here: https://www.instagram.com/lebronjamesofcomedy/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and ever...
S4 · E190 · 25 Mar 2025 · 1 hr 22 min
A Frenchman Walks Into America ft. Comedian Zach Mama
Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we have the hilarious Zach Mama. Making waves in America, this Frenchman dishes on the difference between French + American women (it's not what you think,) how he almost turned a lesbian straight, and why Airpods do not a date make. Find Zach Mama on tour here: https://www.zachmama.com 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on...
S4 · E189 · 18 Mar 2025 · 1 hr 19 min
Awkward Thr**somes with Stirling Cooper
Today, we have on one of our favorite guests, Mr. Stirling Cooper. Join us as we chat thr**somes, why women like a**holes, and more on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with come...
S4 · E188 · 11 Mar 2025 · 36 min
Best Of 2 Girls 1 Blunt
Guys, today....we give you....THE WILDEST, the best, the funniest. Three of our favorite guests, the good, the bad, the HORNY! THIS IS. 2 GIRLS! 1 BLUNT! 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with come...
S4 · E187 · 4 Mar 2025 · 48 min
We Are(n't) Perverts with Comedian JJ Liberman
Happy Tuesday! Boy, do we have a treat for you. The hilarious JJ Liberman, a stand up comedian, based in NYC and Austin. JJ graces us with his presence as he brings up Jaime's aureolas, how he became straight 30 years into life, and why he's scared to talk sh*t about Texans. Get you more of JJ here: https://www.instagram.com/jjlibermanlive/?hl=en 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They...

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2 Girls 1 Blunt is a English comedy podcast from Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 58 min
Latest episode: 15 Oct 2025
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