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LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City

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Last Podcast Network presents LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City LPN's Deep Dives makes its much-anticipated return with a brand-new series! Join Natalie Jean (Some Place Under Neith) and Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7) as they titillate your earholes with their comprehensive "deep dive" style breakdowns of

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 13 min
Latest: 13 Oct 2026
Language: English

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13 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 17 minNew

LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 21: Liza Lavigne

WHO LET THE BOYS OUT? woof woof woof woof Woah who let the Baha Men IN? Move over MEN, there are boys in them there chapters 42 and 43 and they are ready to BOY ALL OVER YOU. are you scared? AS SCARED AS ONE SHOULD BE OF TEENAGERS?! In ch. 42, our torture boiz and the mean scary Ocean Queen and our sexy always-prepared Fae Queen are sharing info dumps like a truck. Bryce also shares that she took something of daddy's to make a play with Uncle Morven BUT WILL IT WORK?! Lidia is definitely scared of her twin boys that we meet in ch 43 but is it because she's scared TO FEEL?! We definitely know…

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S3 · E157 · 6 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 20: Caligu-Ladies
Hope you got your floaties on because we have some teenie queenies coming your way to bring you some chapters 40 and 41 ACTION! We find ourselves on The Depth Charger alongside Ruhn and Lidia where we find out that our brain bridge gf is a brain bridge MOMMY gf and now she's giving Nicole Kidman vibes and we are here for itttttttttttt. Our wetboiz, Hunt, Tharion and Baxion meet with the Ocean Queen and we find out that Tharion has MULTIPLE bounties on his head (and does that make him hotter??) and in the end of ch 40 BRYCE THE QUEEN OF THE VALBARAN FAE ENTERS THE UNDER SEA CHAAAAT!!!! In ch…
S3 · E156 · 29 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 19: 5DD Chess
HOLD ON TO YOUR FAE BUTTS Natalie and Jackie are dancing their mouth dance through chapters 38 and 39; you must join them for their DISCOVERIEEESS!!!!!! No matter how slow of mind Ithan is, he must be fast of charm because we learn through Ithan that Jesiba was once a human woman who was cursed by Apolion to remain young forever until she reveals to him the magic weapon of the BOOKS (and it seems our boi Apollion has been waitin a looooooong time for this info! Sucks to SUCK!) What other discoveries do these chapters have in store? IT'S A BRYCE BADDY DADDY BAMBOOZLE!!! Talk about some 5…
S3 · E155 · 22 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 25 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 18: Lil hand Big Feelings
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART and you’re to blame Deerling, you give love a bad name! Lideera, who did NOT die!, ain’t having a blast as the torture boiz make their Depth Charger getaway. Oh gosh we are dealing with BIG PLOT BIG FEELINGS in chapters 36 and 37. Ithan is jumping from the snake into the witch’s mouth by making handshakes with Jesiba (while it does sound like it, ‘making handshakes’ is not a euphemism here.) Ole Einar skulking around his home dropping knowledge on Bryce but HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU, DADDY?!?!?!? You knew the torture boiz had escaped and you didn’t LEAD with that?! Hunt is…
S3 · E154 · 15 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 17: GRAPÉMON GO
Oh we are not out of the woods yet; we so not out the woods we got DEER IN HEEEERE!! On this week’s deep dive, Natalie and Jackie get into the action packed chapters 33-35. Torture boiz and Lideera are ON THE RUN and can they evade the sniffs and snarls of Mordoc and his wolf ghoulies?! Will Ophion be able to ‘splode its way into making the Asteri ask ‘why are you so obsessed with ussssss?’ Will Maid Tharion annoy Na-deer-lie by singing Taylor Swift’s Out of the Woods at her throughout the episode because errybody was NOT Out of the Woods? IN ROMANTASY DEEP DIVES, THERE IS NO TAYLOR SWIFT…
S3 · E153 · 8 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 16: Macy Fae
On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie devour chapters 30-32 of House of Flame and Shadow. In chapter 30, we are back with Bryce and bad daddy Autumn King playing twenty questions. They don't trust each other but how do we get them to share?? Maybe finding out that the Autumn King deffffff gets the STARLIGHT ICK from the Asteri too? In ch. 31, we see sad-growl-boi Ithan begging Jesiba for some necromancing help. ITHAN IF THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CONNOR I SWEAR........ This chapter also might have the first daddy daughter kiki that Autumn King and Bryce…
S3 · E152 · 1 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 15: Fronthole Cut
On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie get into House of Flame and Shadow's chapters 26-29 while Bryce is tryna get OUTTA a dang Prythian tunnel!!! Cuz I hate to break it to you gurl but before peacin out in ch. 26 you gotta get this Truth Teller and Starsword into an Asteri!!!!!!!!! These heads are rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin (wut!) Bye Bye Vesperus! After a little ch 27 wrapup, we make our way into PART TWO: THE SEARCH! Hunt is itchin' to get back to his torture (har!) but he has to get some info outta a Jellicle Aidas. He's all like "MY LIGHTNING'S BEIN…
S3 · E151 · 25 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 16 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 14: Yasssriel
oooOoooOoooOoohhhh sometimes I wake up grumpy and sometimes I LET HER SLEEP (in her sarcaophogus, that is)!!! In the case of Ch. 24, our tunnel friends didn't have much of a choice because when you stumble upon a hottie-bo-bottie in a sarcophagus, we say sarcophoYES TO ADVENTURE! Especially when that sleeping beauty is bout to drop some fire lore! We jump back to Ithan's POV to find out that he's A SAD BOI WOLF ALL OVER AGAIN and that the fire sprites are BURNIN DOWN THE (snake) HOUSE! In the sub-chamber, we find out from Vesperus that she was Theia's keeper and Theia had tricked her into…
S3 · E150 · 18 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 13: Twisted Sister Magic
"DID SOMEBODY ASK FOR A CHIN IN THE PINK AND A NOSE IN THE STINK??" --Hilde Ugh can someone tell this hag that nobody is looking for her holes in parts? SHE HAS CREATURES TO ENSLAVE! In chapter 22, speaking of how much they LOVE enslavin', Pollux is learning how to enslave Hunt's lightning while Lidia starts to set off the dominoes of her crazy TRIARII-NOT-TRIARII scheme. Back in the tunnel, Azriel and Nesta realize that the Horn LIVES INSIDE OF THIS BROAD THEY JUST MET and even though they ain't happy there's nothing they can do about it because BRYCE IS TUNNEL POWER AND TUNNEL POWER IS…
S3 · E149 · 11 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 32 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 12: Talk to the Hand
TONIGHT THERE'S GONNA BE A WOLF FIGHT and it's alllllll for the love of the Viper! But that's not the ONLY thing we are dealing with in chapters 20 and 21! Our torture boiz are dealing with just about as much as they can HANDle. HA! EVERYONE LOVES A TORTURE JOKE! Back with our gang in Prythian, apparently once you tunnel the words finna funnel cuz Silene's hologram is LORE DROPPIN. We find out way more about the Daglan/Asteri and how the Drop is actually a FLOP and maybe we find out some SHADOW MOMMY FACTS?! We could barely keep UP with what Silene was spinnin; I guess there's a lot to say…
S3 · E148 · 4 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 11: Queensmaxxing
If you were dreaming that Jackie would play the 'Thong Song: Jackie's Version" on a fake harp today, then your dreams are coming true! Who knew this would be where your dreams began their journey?! Natalie and Jackie navigate the LORE THICC HORNY SLIM chapters 18 and 19 now that we are having ghost story time down in the Prythian tunnel. Silene appears to Nesta, Azriel and Bryce and starts droppin some TRUTHS. But are they......DUSK'S TRUUUUUUTHH?!?!??! Ughhhhh our torture boiz are finally hitting a pain precipice (pain-cipice? preci-pain?) and are starting to come up with some ZANY ideas…
S3 · E147 · 28 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 10: Double Crab Wontondo
OH WE GOT OURSELVES A TUNNEL DUMP and we are NOT talking about making on the floor of the tunnel (although where else would you do it??) We go through chs. 16 and 17 in this episode and we are JUMPIN n JIVIN from world-to-world! We are uncovering different parts of the mystery that uncover MORE parts of the mystery and it was allllllllll hidden down here in this tunnel (even though Azriel's wings are too girthy to fly them through it BOING BOING BOING.) Meanwhile in Midgard, Ithan is preparing himself- and his paddle ball....I mean sun ball....- to fight for Tharion's freedom from the Viper…
S3 · E146 · 22 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 9: Tradwyrms and People-tinis
Dost thou eyes decieve ye?! Are we experiencing DOUBLE VISION in the tunnels?? Nope, just a couple of full grown women givin wyrm over here and you GOTTA get over to youtube.com/@lpnromantasy if you wanna see some WYRMS DOWN BY THE RIVER. And in chs. 14 and 15, they are swimmin like Free Willy over here but there ain't nothin free bout leavin in these tunnels. COST'S HIGH. That's why these wyrms gotta get out there on the streets showin a lil slime just to make the tunnels go squish. You don't understand what we wyrms out here have to deal with. We was just eatin some scab crumbs and then…
S3 · E145 · 14 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 8: Bones for Brains
Ohhhhh I wonder who could have BARK BONES FOR BRAINS??? No way that it's Ithan!?!? No, you were right it's definitely Ithan. In ch. 13 we find ourselves right alongside Ole Woof-ful and he is spewing some nonsense at the Viper Queen bout savin his fin boy. ITHAN the Viper Queen is too hawt to have to deal with you! Or does she use that snake seductive power to convince him to fight for Tharion's freedom with his big wolf body? Our perspectives get ripped away and we are thrown into the brain space of poor Lidia. Thank the lawd Pollux is a horrible enough of a male that Lidia can blame her…
S3 · E144 · 7 Jul 2026 · 57 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 7: Tunnel Talk Learning Walk
Get them buns (and swords) of steel ready- it's a TUNNEL TALK LEARNING WALK!!! Much better than an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk IN MY PERSONAL OPINION but mostly because this one has NESTA'S SILVER FLAAAME ::guitar riff::. Woah-- who knew I'd be comin after the Sorkinator in this caption?? Anywayyyy, in this episode we go through ch. 12 and it seems that we got some worm lore and cave drawings to keep us going! We also realize in this episode that Chris Pratt is obviously an IRL Asteri and Nat-n-Jack would go to the GRAVE defending that position. Ugh, Nesta's tatt questions for Bryce get sad…
S3 · E143 · 30 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 6: From Wet to Dry
WE NEVER WANT THE WET TO TURN TO DRY unless it has nothing to do with a downstairs goosh and everything to do with being physically wet. In that case- PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE HELL THAT IS REMAINING PHYSICALLY WET. In ch 10, we head over to the Viper Queen's lair but she ain't the only snake up in this piece. Does someone hear the SLITHERY SHREW alarm being sounded?! Or does the rest of the scooby gang find out that this big scary mean is actually a HERO DRAPED IN SNAKERY?! The Hind aka Agent Daybright shows up and she needs our help! It's the only way our torture boiz are going to…
S3 · E142 · 23 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 5: Large Format Torture
Oh this book ain't givin no normal grocery store's amount of torture. This is MEMBERSHIP CLUB AMOUNTS OF TORTURE. Big torture time. And that's not gonna let up any time soon but don't worry we aren't dwellin on all that TOO hard. In ch. 8, we have to deal with the riddles bein dropped by Apollion and Aidas to Hunt via torture-tired-dream but these two Princes of Hel are not droppin the truth bombs very easily. THEN WHY DID THEY COME TO THE TORTURE BRAIN PARTY?! Ugh, then we move over to all of our book friends trying desperately to figure out how to get Tharion outta his suck bond with the…
S3 · E141 · 16 Jun 2026 · 58 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 4: Double Breasta Nesta
AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE AGAIN. Yes, Natalie and I accidentally dressed as the same character again but it's because we are gearin up for a BITCH V. BITCH TUNNEL SITCH and four warrior breasts are better than one. What? Ya see, Bryce is in Prythian and now she has a new Prythian Protector down in the tunnel whether she wants it or not. Nesta Number 1 and Number 2 navigate chapters 6 and 7 and there's almost too much woman to fit inside of this lizard tunnel. The Hind is still tryna squeeze every last bubble drop out of our Sprite Queen but we do get to meet the Grand Hag of the…
S3 · E140 · 9 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 27 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 3: Silva Sobek Sisters
Ima do things MY WAY it's my way or the FAE WAYYYYY. Did Limp Bizkit just enter the episode description? Yes but don't worry he's not trapped in this tunnel with the Silva Sobek Sisters because they are here to scalily annoy you with their very over cushioned faces! Natalie and Jackie are biting right into chapters 4 and 5 in this ep and boy does SJM not start us off easy! It's a torture party of three for our boys in the torture dome and one would rather LIVE THE TORTURE REALITY than be faced with a recent ex! On orders from Rigelus, the Hind is trying to use and abuse the Sprite Queen as a…
S3 · E139 · 2 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 2: Suppin' on Sissy
UGH NATALIE REFUSES TO SUP ON MY SIZZURP. This episode covers chapters 2 and 3-- heartbreak comes in ALL forms in the world of SJM and sometimes that heartbreak is from a relative who refuses to get addicted to your body's heroin sizzurp. I JUST WANNA SEE IF SHE *CAN* GET ADDICTED TO ME is that such a crazy thing to ask? What's a crazier thing to ask is for your fighting slave dragon to GIVE EM A SEXY MOIDA SHOW but the Viper Queen does not mind asking those questions!!! Starting off this book with PLENTY of dissent-- Tharion's upset by his new addiction mommy, Bryce has no idea where she…
S3 · E138 · 26 May 2026 · 1 hr 21 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 1: Nerd-alie and Regular Fat
GUESS WHO'S BACK-ACK-ACK NATJACK'S BACK-ACK-ACK (do you hear the slim shady in that?) here we come to save the DAAAAY!!! (maybe a lil mighty mouse instead?) DID YOU MISS US?!?!??! We are back-in-the-habit sister act 2-style but don't worry we won't be turnin into nuns anytime soon! House of Flames and Shadow is here and it AIN'T easin us back in. We jump RIGHT BACK INTO where we ended House of Sky and Breath and Bryce is in......Prythian??!?!?!?! WITH OUR BAT BOYS?!?!?! and we are inside the mind of a double agent at a torture party for boyz ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE BROKEN BY THIS BOOK? Fold…
S3 · E137 · 24 Feb 2026 · 50 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 38: Big Case of Da Ferk
If you came to Crescent City to get a HEA from book 2, WE HATE TO DISAPPOINT YA! NOT A LOTTA HAPPY GOIN ON HERE SRRYYYYYYYY! We last left Bryce on a portal journey to Hel but that wormhole definitely doesn't end in Hel....... In ch 77, everything is looking as bleak as a battle can look when all of Team Fuck You gets Rigelus'd harrrrrrddddddd. Hunt is in Gorsian shackles and goes through the horrific process of gettin' slaved up again and they reeeeally want portal Bryce to hear it (ugh SJM thanks for making the idea of slavery ALMOST SCARIER THAN IN OUR REALITY HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?) In…
S3 · E136 · 17 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 37: Sissy Punch-a-bration
It's a firstlight party and all the Angel bottom holes are invited!!! If by firstlight party you mean a not party trapped in the Asteri's house with some torture on the schedule!!!! In ch 75, we jump RIGHT BACK INTO THE SCENE after having a huge truf bomb dropped by Agent Daybright but there's no time to talk it out. There's MURDER and WORLD SAVING to be done! Ya hear THAT, Harpy?! Oh you might have a difficult time hearing after this chapter! Ruhn is wiggin out but the HIND'S GOTTA HIND. In ch 76, we find ourselves in the CHOPPED-OFF-ANGEL-WING/FIRSTLIGHT-BUTT-HOSE room and Rigelus is…
S3 · E135 · 10 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 36: Corm of Fire
GET READY FOR AN INFO DUMP ON THIS ONE but hopefully they won't be dumping the info where the Asteri take their lightfall!!!! In ch 72, we are following Team Fuck You as NOBODY follows the plans they set out with. Bryce is by herself following tubes and staring at *conquered solar system maps* to find out Dusk's Truth, Ruhn is running off to follow his downstairs nose to find Agent Day and Tharmian are making crazy explosive battle moves. In ch 73, ugnnnghhhhhh Rigelus has been watching us the whole TIME?!?!? How did they know Team Fuck You's plan-that-no-one-stuck-to?! In ch 74, everything…
S3 · E134 · 3 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 35: Rebel Rebel Rabble Rousers
OoooooOoooOohhhHHhhhh errybody loves an "I LOVE YOU I MIGHT DIE TODAY" battle build up!!!! In Ch 69, Cormac and Ruhn start to have a bad-dad-sad-boy-brodown in a Jeep while Hunt gets his weapon sneak on before bumping into Celestina (but don't worry remember we are alllllll shrouded in secrecy protection!!) In Ch 70, Tharion and Cormac are in full on battle mode and Team Fuck You is getting to their battle start positions. Bryce and Ruhn have very cute siblings-bout-to-die moment before Cormac drops big YOU GOTTA BE QUEEN hype on a pre-battle Bryce. In Ch 71, as we move closer to the scary…
S3 · E133 · 27 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 34: Boom Boom Bridge
Come on down to the viper's den THE BLOOD'S ADDICTINGGGGG!! In Ch 67, we start off with Tharion desperately needing protection (from his groin's choices) and running right into the veins of a SNAKE! Then Ruhn's groin is also getting him into battle position and maybe that's when they'd stop and think "is this all because I want my willie to get wonka'd" and the answer is yes AND.... it's to like, save everybody. In Ch 68, with their groin powers combined Team Fuck You can hopefully get into the Asteri's palace and start the Battle of Hullaballoo before Pippa Stetsos makes her appearance.…
S3 · E132 · 20 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 19 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 33: Pieces of She
Dry January but make it WET! (ugh but NOT with the River Queen's daughter, Tharion!!!) This corpse-and-bitch duo is hanging with our goons while we get everything situated for the BLOW OUT ACTION at the end of this book! In chapter 65, we got a Danika Truther comin at us dog style and Bryce can't believe her bestie had EVEN MORE SECRETS? Get used to it, gurlllllll!!!! But also Baxian is a corpse truther as well??? GIVE US THE NUMBERS, DOG!!!! In chapter 66, Bryce meets with Fury to get intel and her #life situated while Tharion sticks his FIN WHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE and good lord did we need…
S3 · E131 · 13 Jan 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 32: Herds of Curds
Bryce is giving a 'yes chef' to Apollion in this episode because when a star eating daddy tells you to WERK you WERK, BITCHHHHHHH. In ch 63, Bryce is desperately trying to hone her teleporting skills and unfortunately this time she's not practicing through teleporkin'. Ugh and if she doesn't go to Urd's Temple the Under King is gonna shred the already dead Pack of Devils ughhhhhhh she has ENOUGH ON HER PLATE! She finally shares the TEENIEST bit of info with a kept-in-the-shadows Cormac and spilled that Emile is both POWERLESS and still alive. In ch 64, we follow Tharion to the Meat Market…
S3 · E130 · 6 Jan 2026 · 57 min
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 31: Mentally Trill
In ch 61, we jump into the middle of a TRYNA NECROMANCE party and of course Ithan convinced Hypaxia to use her powers to find Connor because Ithan only has the power to annoyingly get in the way and screw things up. Does she find Connor? NAY. Does she find heaps of trouble instead? YAY. Ugh then we go over to the brainbridge with our spy loves but Daybright knows Night is Ruhn..... BUT WHO IS DAYBRIGHT (ahhh-ahh-ahhhh) and is she fighter of the night man (ahhh-ahh-ahhhhhh)? In ch 62, Bryce gets a visit from Apollion (the Prince of the Pit) and he comes in SWANGIN and is spillin some teaaaaa.…
S3 · E129 · 30 Dec 2025 · 1 hr
LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 30: Lil' Botomies
OHHH TO BE FANCY AT AN AUTUMNAL EQUINOX BALLLLLLL ohhhhh and that's where we find ourselves at the top of ch. 59 and errybody in our fam is having a TIME ABOUT IT! Autumn King is pissed cuz Bryce is out here droppin truths (although she told NOBODY SHE PLANNED TO) and Hunt can't keep his lightning off her big bangin body. In ch 60, Ruhn is hanging with his betrothèd Hypaxia until she feels compelled to introduce herself to her bitch sister The Harpy. UGH AND THE HARPY'S NOT NICE ABOUT IT. While this uncomfortable exchange is going on, Ruhn goes to find Day but does NOT find what he's…

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