What Did You Find While Snooping?

0:00Speaker 1:Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala.

0:08Speaker 2:Hello gorgeous, welcome back to Untraditionally Lala, the bonus episode. I wrote on my Instagram page, what's something you found out about your partner by snooping?

0:22Speaker 1:So I liked this one.

0:24Speaker 2:We're going to keep it all under wraps because maybe you found something, but you decided to stay with the person.

0:30Speaker 1:Totally fine. No judgment here.

0:32Speaker 3:Totally fine.

0:33Speaker 4:Easton, have you ever found something by snooping? No.

0:37Speaker 1:Really?

0:37Speaker 3:No, I've only done it.

0:38Speaker 2:Not because you haven't snooped or just because there was nothing to find because you date normal people?

0:44Speaker 3:Maybe that. I've only had, like, think, I've only had two girlfriends previous to talking to Dubai.

0:50Speaker 1:Okay.

0:50Speaker 5:But.

0:51Speaker 3:My first one was at like 2021, so I didn't really care to go through a phone.

0:56Speaker 5:And it was in Utah, wasn't it? Yeah. Everybody knows everybody in Utah.

1:00Speaker 3:Yeah, so it's like, I wouldn't get it through a phone. I'd get it from... I mean, I think everyone knows it. And then my ex, we, yeah, nothing there. Just separated because of distance.

1:10Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah.

1:11Speaker 2:Nothing.

1:12Speaker 3:Nothing. Okay, good.

1:14Speaker 5:I love that.

1:14Speaker 4:Mom, did you ever find anything about an ex?

1:16Speaker 5:I certainly did. I played detective on Instagram.

1:22Speaker 3:No, for your ex. With my ex? With your exes or dad or something. Not with other people. With your ex.

1:30Speaker 5:No.

1:31Speaker 4:Okay.

1:31Speaker 5:No, not with my husband.

1:33Speaker 1:Okay, I was like, damn, dad was on Instagram?

1:36Speaker 3:That's weird.

1:37Speaker 1:What'd you find?

1:40Speaker 3:No, with your ex.

1:42Speaker 1:Didn't dad have a flip phone?

1:43Speaker 3:No, he got an iPhone at the very end.

1:45Speaker 1:He had an iPhone?

1:46Speaker 3:Yeah, to help him.

1:48Speaker 1:Yeah, the first cell phone ever.

1:50Speaker 2:Yeah.

1:50Speaker 1:That was like a dollar a second.

1:52Speaker 5:No, and can I tell you, he thought that it was a dollar a minute. So if he only, no, what was it?

1:59Speaker 3:Yeah, like a dollar a minute. Yeah.

2:00Speaker 5:And he thought, well, if I only talk 15 seconds, then it's just 15 cents.

2:07Speaker 3:But now it rounds it up.

2:08Speaker 5:But it rounded to a minute.

2:10Speaker 3:If you talk for a second, you're paying for one minute.

2:12Speaker 5:His first bill was over $ 1, 000.

2:14Speaker 1:I would die.

2:15Speaker 5:He did die.

2:16Speaker 2:Oh, my God.

2:17Speaker 1:And then he just kept it as an art.

2:20Speaker 5:Piece after that.

2:21Speaker 1:He was like, looks cool.

2:22Speaker 4:Right?

2:23Speaker 1:That thing was wild. Do you remember the antenna? It was like this long.

2:26Speaker 2:Yes.

2:26Speaker 5:Do you still have that phone? Oh, I think we gave it away. Oh.

2:32Speaker 3:Are you sure it's not in storage?

2:33Speaker 1:Who'd you give it to?

2:34Speaker 5:Goodwill. Goodwill. Goodwill.

2:37Speaker 3:Lauren, everything went to Savers. You name it, they went to Savers.

2:40Speaker 5:They loved us at Savers.

2:42Speaker 3:They knew me by name. We were on a first-name basis. She's back.

2:46Speaker 5:Her coats.

2:48Speaker 1:You name it.

2:48Speaker 2:Oh, that silver fox coat that was gorgeous, but like goodbye. Bro, whoever walked into that Savers on 33rd made a killing.

2:56Speaker 3:How much do you.

2:57Speaker 1:Think they sold those coats for?

2:58Speaker 3:Probably 10 bucks. yeah ten dollars yeah savers isn't like we got something special here's our thousand dollar section no it's like this is 30 bucks wow.

3:09Speaker 2:Damn those coats were legit we gave away everything.

3:13Speaker 3:I have a feeling the coats may not have hit that.

3:15Speaker 2:Fucking yeah they probably took i bet if good stuff comes in people just.

3:19Speaker 3:Well i asked them i was like because they were like oh i love that i was like do you just take it and she was like unfortunately we have to have it on the floor for 24 hours So I was like, where's your car?

3:28Speaker 1:Unfortunately, we have to have.

3:29Speaker 3:Well, I told her that. I said, where's your car? She was like, it's right over there. I go, just pop the trunk. So she did. And I went over and put my shit on it.

3:36Speaker 5:Nice.

3:37Speaker 3:Nobody can tell me now.

3:38Speaker 1:Nobody can tell you now. I love it.

3:40Speaker 3:So that's what, yeah. I didn't do that with the minx, but I did it with a couple like tables. They like to lamp. They like the whole bunch of shit. Yeah. I was just, yeah. Anyway.

3:52Speaker 5:I found a.

3:54Speaker 1:Lot by snooping with exes.

3:57Speaker 4:Mom, I'm so glad that you've never found anything from snooping in U2.

4:01Speaker 5:Yeah.

4:01Speaker 2:Wow. Nothing.

4:03Speaker 1:What would that be like?

4:04Speaker 3:Right?

4:05Speaker 1:This person said that they found.

4:06Speaker 5:Well, that's what happens when you date decent people.

4:08Speaker 3:Right?

4:09Speaker 5:Good people.

4:10Speaker 3:Yeah.

4:10Speaker 5:You don't find things.

4:12Speaker 3:Yeah. Back in the day with my ex, she would just grab my phone. I was like, grab it.

4:16Speaker 2:I don't care.

4:17Speaker 3:She would search things. She could do whatever she wanted. Her phone would be there. She'd be like, will you look this up? Yeah, or phones. Like, I'd just be driving. Look it up. Here's my phone. You can do whatever you want. You're not finding anything.

4:27Speaker 5:Decent people. You don't have to worry about it.

4:29Speaker 3:Yeah.

4:30Speaker 4:No, you're absolutely correct. I'm going to find that decent person.

4:33Speaker 3:You sure are.

4:34Speaker 1:Right?

4:35Speaker 3:You damn right.

4:36Speaker 2:Might be when I'm a little bit older, but that's okay. This person said they, by snooping, they found a credit score of 450. Are we in or are we out with a credit.

4:45Speaker 1:Score of 450?

4:46Speaker 5:I think I'm out. 450?

4:47Speaker 1:I've never heard of a 450.

4:51Speaker 5:I think you have 650 is even not good.

4:53Speaker 3:Yeah.

4:54Speaker 1:Well, she found a credit score of 450.

4:57Speaker 3:How do you get a 450?

5:00Speaker 1:Yeah.

5:00Speaker 3:Not making a payment for a whole year on it?

5:03Speaker 1:I don't know. It's got to be longer than that.

5:05Speaker 3:You just have a credit card just sitting there and just building.

5:08Speaker 2:What's the lowest credit score someone can have? Wow.

5:13Speaker 3:What?

5:13Speaker 5:300.

5:14Speaker 1:Is the lowest?

5:16Speaker 5:So he's not bottom of the barrel. He's just floating on the top.

5:20Speaker 3:No, he's floating in the middle of the ocean underwater.

5:23Speaker 1:And the highest is 850.

5:26Speaker 3:That's Lisa.

5:27Speaker 1:Lisa's credit score is baller.

5:29Speaker 2:Yep. Yeah.

5:30Speaker 3:I think it comes with age a little bit too, right? What would you rather have?

5:33Speaker 2:Someone with a 450 credit score or no credit score at all?

5:38Speaker 1:I think I'd rather have no credit score.

5:40Speaker 5:No credit score.

5:40Speaker 3:Because that's something you can build... Yeah. I don't have one. Perfect. Let's get you a credit card and get you started.

5:46Speaker 5:450 is like, that's your track record and not doing very well.

5:50Speaker 1:Like Bob always said, your dad.

5:52Speaker 3:You know what? To everybody with shitty credit, I see you.

5:56Speaker 1:It's fucking hard. Do you have shitty credit?

5:57Speaker 3:No, my credit's not, it's not great, but it's not in the sixes. It's over 730, 750 in that range last time I checked.

6:04Speaker 1:Is that good?

6:06Speaker 5:Yeah.

6:06Speaker 2:Yeah. Okay.

6:07Speaker 1:I wonder what mine is.

6:08Speaker 3:I just have little things that I have to pay down. And then it'll go up more. You and me both. See, but that's where life sucks. And you never know. Who knows if this man with a 430 had three kids. He got laid off. He had to live off credit. And now he's, you know, you never know. I don't like to judge people. That's true.

6:26Speaker 1:I regret everything I just said.

6:28Speaker 4:That's an excellent point.

6:28Speaker 1:You never know.

6:29Speaker 3:And some people have to dive into the credit to get your baby wipes, diapers. Who knows what you're living in?

6:35Speaker 1:This one's so good. Spending $ 800.

6:38Speaker 2:A month on OnlyFans and in the same breath asking for gas money. I don't want no scrub.

6:47Speaker 1:Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

6:50Speaker 3:OnlyFans.

6:50Speaker 5:Get no money from me either.

6:52Speaker 1:No nothing. Get out of here.

6:54Speaker 3:No guap from me.

6:55Speaker 1:Get out of here, you horn dog weirdo.

6:59Speaker 3:Yeah, OnlyFans, why are you paying?

7:01Speaker 1:What a loser. This is what's out there. People say, why don't you date?

7:05Speaker 3:This is what is out there. I don't know.

7:08Speaker 1:I'm telling you.

7:09Speaker 3:I just can't pay for OnlyFans when Pornhub is free. Free porn. Free porn.

7:16Speaker 1:And there's a lot of shit out there.

7:18Speaker 3:There is so much free porn.

7:20Speaker 1:So much free porn.

7:21Speaker 3:There's more free porn than there is free movies.

7:25Speaker 2:Oh, 100%.

7:25Speaker 5:Yes.

7:25Speaker 2:Because anyone can make it. You like a girl who's masked up? Wears a face mask? You could find a girl in a pushaisti. You.

7:35Speaker 3:There's a search bar. You can search whatever you want.

7:37Speaker 1:Whatever you want. And it's free.

7:40Speaker 3:Free 99.

7:40Speaker 1:And like you don't care about the story? The 23 minute story?

7:43Speaker 3:Fast forward.

7:44Speaker 5:Guess what?

7:44Speaker 1:Fast forward.

7:45Speaker 2:Or.

7:45Speaker 3:Didn't like the video at all?

7:46Speaker 2:There's a cut down version that's like five minutes long.

7:50Speaker 3:Choose your favorite part. And even Pornhub, when you're fast forwarding it, it has the top spots where most people are watching. Totally. Thank you, Pornhub.

8:02Speaker 1:Is this our red flag?

8:04Speaker 3:This might be. Well, I don't know. I just couldn't be paying $ 800. Listen to this, girl mom.

8:08Speaker 1:This is what's out there.

8:12Speaker 2:He was having an affair with our employee and bought her tooth implants. Ew.

8:18Speaker 1:That sounds like a little Vicky Gunvalson.

8:20Speaker 2:Right?

8:21Speaker 1:She got Brooke's new teeth.

8:26Speaker 5:That's disgusting. Tooth implants.

8:28Speaker 3:Who do I need to find to get me a new teeth?

8:29Speaker 1:That's like where they screw the teeth into the gum, isn't it? That's repulsive.

8:34Speaker 3:Isn't it like, what is it when they do that?

8:36Speaker 1:That's like worse than veneers, right?

8:38Speaker 2:Implants.

8:39Speaker 1:I mean, Easton, they literally.

8:41Speaker 2:Put pegs inside of the gum and screw the tooth in.

8:46Speaker 1:An implant.

8:48Speaker 3:Don't they like cut the tooth into like a shark?

8:50Speaker 1:No, that's a veneer. That's a veneer where you still have the tooth, but it like.

8:53Speaker 3:Oh, just keep my teeth.

8:56Speaker 1:Yeah, that's horrendous. Sex addiction.

9:00Speaker 2:Even searching on Craigslist for hookups. Oh, when you're searching on Craigslist, you know. Your friend just had like a really weird situation on Craigslist where he went to an apartment. They told him how to get in and it was like super inexpensive and like a gorgeous unit. And then asked him for all of his stuff for the process.

9:19Speaker 1:Information.

9:19Speaker 5:Personal information.

9:21Speaker 1:And he just felt like something was off.

9:23Speaker 2:So he looked up the location and the actual listing agent or whoever.

9:28Speaker 3:And they were like, did.

9:30Speaker 1:You do it on Craigslist?

9:31Speaker 5:Yeah.

9:32Speaker 1:It's a scam.

9:34Speaker 2:Saw videos of my partner fucking his employee at his restaurant.

9:38Speaker 3:Oh, no. On the cook's table?

9:40Speaker 1:They for sure broke up.

9:44Speaker 5:Right? Oh, we would hope.

9:47Speaker 3:We would hope.

9:50Speaker 2:He was getting head in the bathroom at the club he DJs at.

9:54Speaker 1:Oh, no.

9:56Speaker 3:But usually DJs are such good guys.

10:00Speaker 4:Fuck.

10:00Speaker 3:Saw that one coming, buddy. You're dating a DJ?

10:03Speaker 5:Run. Yeah.

10:06Speaker 4:What other?

10:07Speaker 3:Name a DJ that's married right now with kids in a great relationship.

10:11Speaker 5:Let's think.

10:12Speaker 3:Yeah, you're going to be thinking for days. Look at Diplo.

10:16Speaker 1:Oh, is he out in the streets?

10:17Speaker 3:Yeah, he's like, what, 50?

10:18Speaker 1:Oh, does he have a girlfriend or a wife?

10:20Speaker 3:No, I think he's just out just being a menace.

10:24Speaker 2:Are we sure?

10:24Speaker 3:Just being a DJ.

10:25Speaker 1:Are we sure?

10:26Speaker 3:I could be talking just out of my ass, but I like to believe it's true.

10:42Speaker 5:Oh, this one's good.

10:43Speaker 2:He was fucking his pickleball partner. No wonder he had tournaments every weekend. This kind of reminds me of Weeds where one of the guys is cheating on his wife with a tennis instructor and she like puts the end of the tennis racket into his.

11:04Speaker 1:Butt and stuff.

11:05Speaker 4:Have you seen Weeds?

11:07Speaker 5:Years ago.

11:08Speaker 1:Oh my God, it's so good.

11:09Speaker 3:Yeah, I can't remember that part.

11:11Speaker 5:Paradise Palm or Palm. They were having.

11:14Speaker 1:Paul Morrell?

11:15Speaker 5:Yeah, she was having an affair with her.

11:17Speaker 1:Affair with a tennis pro.

11:19Speaker 3:Grand Theft Auto.

11:21Speaker 1:I mean, look at Gisele Bundchen.

11:23Speaker 4:Not a tennis pro, but her jujitsu coach.

11:27Speaker 5:Well, there you go. All the sports.

11:30Speaker 2:All the sports. So now I've put something onto my list. He cannot have.

11:34Speaker 1:He.

11:35Speaker 3:Cannot be athletic.

11:35Speaker 5:He cannot be athletic.

11:37Speaker 1:Let's see, golfs.

11:38Speaker 3:Golfs. Oh, no.

11:40Speaker 1:Golfers are the worst.

11:43Speaker 3:I don't know much about the golfers.

11:45Speaker 2:Men who have golf as a hobby, I'm.

11:49Speaker 3:Good on you. Well, Tiger Woods.

11:50Speaker 1:You're going to become upset.

11:51Speaker 3:Well, Tiger Woods. He had a wife and he was playing 18 holes, if you know what I'm saying.

11:57Speaker 1:He is a real lunatic. But mom, come on.

12:00Speaker 2:Think about all the golfers we know who are not professional, but they love golf.

12:05Speaker 3:He goosed you.

12:08Speaker 5:Yeah. Who?

12:10Speaker 3:The guy who goosed you.

12:11Speaker 1:The guy that I fell in love with?

12:14Speaker 3:You're right.

12:15Speaker 5:Yeah. X to the golfers.

12:18Speaker 1:Yes.

12:18Speaker 3:It is a....

12:21Speaker 1:It's exactly right.

12:23Speaker 2:My ex had a used strap-on under his sink.

12:31Speaker 3:I don't know. So many thoughts going through my mind. Just get out.

12:36Speaker 5:His ex. Well, yeah, I'm sure it's the ex now.

12:42Speaker 3:Partner at the time.

12:43Speaker 1:Look at my face. Nothing to say. We can move on.

12:49Speaker 2:Found out my ex-boyfriend had an online boyfriend. He met on a gambling site.

12:54Speaker 1:You guys are all of these my ex. Feels oddly familiar. Right?

13:00Speaker 3:We've all dated him.

13:02Speaker 5:Sounds like it.

13:03Speaker 1:He's making the rounds. Oh, my gosh.

13:06Speaker 2:He was trying to get happy ending massages on Craigslist.

13:12Speaker 5:There's that Craig again.

13:15Speaker 1:No good can come from Craig.

13:17Speaker 3:Stop going for Craig.

13:19Speaker 2:He was planning on meeting the girl he lost his virginity to to practice having sex.

13:25Speaker 1:Babe, I just wanted to be better for you. I just needed to practice. That's actually fucking genius. I didn't want to come in and disappoint you, so I was practicing.

13:34Speaker 2:If they came in and they weren't very good and then I found out that they were sleeping with someone else and he said I wanted to practice, I'd be like, all.

13:40Speaker 5:Right, I'll let it go.

13:43Speaker 3:But if you liked the guy, wouldn't you be like, why didn't you practice on me?

13:47Speaker 1:It's a joke.

13:48Speaker 3:I don't know if it is with you.

13:49Speaker 1:I'm so territorial. Are you joking? Are you joking?

13:53Speaker 2:I either don't give one damn and I'm like, I don't care. Or I'm like, that's how I know if I like somebody, you know, look at my mom. She's looking at her microphone. Like don't comment.

14:04Speaker 4:Don't comment.

14:05Speaker 3:Don't comment. When Lisa doesn't make a word, you know, she doesn't want to get involved. You know she's silently judging.

14:10Speaker 5:When you're talking, I go into scenarios and into.

14:14Speaker 1:Oh, like that one time this happened.

14:17Speaker 3:Yes, she does turn into a psycho. The judgmental scenario she's going through.

14:20Speaker 1:She goes into judgment.

14:21Speaker 4:He loved to watch anal porn.

14:23Speaker 1:And we never did that.

14:25Speaker 2:Anal?

14:26Speaker 3:He wanted to watch it?

14:28Speaker 4:Okay, I'm going to play anal's advocate here.

14:32Speaker 3:Can we move on?

14:33Speaker 2:I don't hook up with women, but you'll definitely see, like, girl-on-girl porn.

14:43Speaker 5:Lisa.

14:47Speaker 3:You and me both, Lisa. I don't even know what was said right there.

14:50Speaker 5:You don't need to. Moving on.

14:51Speaker 1:We can move on. Sorry. A lot of porn in this episode.

14:56Speaker 2:He spent one year out of our three together sleeping with my sister.

15:01Speaker 1:I found a text, then dug.

15:06Speaker 3:That is no longer your sister.

15:09Speaker 5:You know what?

15:10Speaker 3:Fuck that bitch. Fuck that bitch. You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family?

15:15Speaker 1:Bullshit.

15:16Speaker 3:She's gone. You are no longer. You need a kidney? You better find another sister, bitch. Because this one is gone.

15:24Speaker 1:That is horrendous. That is so low.

15:27Speaker 3:I want to know this poor sister. Send us a picture.

15:31Speaker 5:I want to know if she still talks to her sister.

15:33Speaker 1:I want to know that, too.

15:35Speaker 4:I'm going to see who sent this one and I'm going to reach out to her because.

15:37Speaker 3:That is low.

15:38Speaker 1:I mean, he's a piece of shit, but she's like scum of beer. It takes two to tango.

15:44Speaker 5:And she certainly could have said no.

15:48Speaker 3:She could have gone to her sister and said, your boyfriend's trying to fuck me.

15:50Speaker 1:Yes, yes, yes.

15:51Speaker 2:100%.

15:52Speaker 3:Instead, she fucked the boyfriend.

15:54Speaker 1:For years.

15:55Speaker 5:She was partaking.

15:57Speaker 3:She was partaking in the meat sword.

15:58Speaker 1:She was partaking, participating.

16:12Speaker 2:Found out my husband of 35 years was gay by going through his phone.

16:17Speaker 3:Aww. I feel more sad for him than anything.

16:21Speaker 2:I mean, that's rough for her as well because that's like a mourning period. But also because we've had people from back in Utah that we've run into on multiple occasions. Yes.

16:32Speaker 1:Where they're like, wow.

16:33Speaker 5:The kids are grown and gone. They wait until the kids are grown.

16:37Speaker 1:Steve left me.

16:37Speaker 3:He's gay.

16:38Speaker 5:He decided he was gay.

16:40Speaker 1:He decided he was Mormon.

16:41Speaker 3:You don't decide you're gay. You're gay.

16:43Speaker 5:No, that's how they.

16:44Speaker 2:Yeah, I know.

16:45Speaker 1:These are mostly Mormons.

16:46Speaker 3:He decided that he was going to try the gay thing out. It's like, no, I think he was trying to be straight for you. But this is really who he is.

16:54Speaker 1:Go be happy. Go be happy.

16:56Speaker 3:Go be happy.

16:57Speaker 1:Go be who you are.

16:58Speaker 3:Because you've been miserable.

16:59Speaker 5:I think women, though, when that happens to them, they feel less than white.

17:02Speaker 3:Well, yeah. You think, like, is he gay now because of me and my woman? Yeah.

17:07Speaker 2:No. Of course.

17:07Speaker 3:You always take it personal. I think they're mad at themselves.

17:10Speaker 2:I think if I were to meet someone and we had like a love story and then I found out he was gay or he came to me saying he was gay, I would like really want to give him a big hug and be like, I.

17:20Speaker 3:Have a feeling if you were to marry a guy and he turned out gay, you guys would now be best friends. Yes, you're right.

17:27Speaker 2:And by the way, if I'm with a guy for a long time and then he tells me he's gay, I.

17:34Speaker 1:Turned him gay. Like, I really wreaked havoc.

17:38Speaker 3:He's like, you know what? I'm going to try the other palm. Like, this bitch.

17:42Speaker 1:Is fucking crazy.

17:44Speaker 3:I'm going to walk over this way.

17:46Speaker 1:What'd you say, mama?

17:48Speaker 5:I don't know.

17:49Speaker 2:I found an entire journal book of love letters to his brother's ex.

17:56Speaker 1:What a journal of love letters.

17:57Speaker 3:From his brother.

18:00Speaker 2:Brother's ex so it would yeah like it would be like me being in a relationship and my person having a brother so.

18:12Speaker 1:Like his sister-in-law oh and they were that would be like.

18:15Speaker 3:Me writing love letters to my brother's wife i was.

18:22Speaker 1:Trying to figure out how i could make this work did they respond.

18:26Speaker 3:Who did he send the letters or was it a journal like that? He was just keeping to himself of like, Oh.

18:31Speaker 5:It was a journal. It's intimate.

18:34Speaker 1:Oh, that's just a little fantasies.

18:37Speaker 3:Stay away from his journal. That's filling his cup. Oh, he's not acting.

18:43Speaker 1:He's not acting.

18:44Speaker 2:I would like to deep dive into this further. Like were they love letters written that he never sent?

18:50Speaker 3:But still, I can't have you.

18:51Speaker 5:A little weird. A little weird.

18:53Speaker 1:So if I was in a journal and he was writing about Cheryl, I'd be like, this is fucking weird.

18:59Speaker 2:Yeah.

19:00Speaker 3:If people were coming up and they're like, so why are you looking at Cheryl all weird? I don't know. Just my love letters. Weird.

19:08Speaker 2:His mom casually wraps her legs around him when they hug.

19:14Speaker 1:And I found many videos of it.

19:16Speaker 4:That's weird.

19:16Speaker 1:Her mom? His mom.

19:18Speaker 3:His mom.

19:18Speaker 5:Wraps her legs around him.

19:20Speaker 1:It would be like Easton hugging you.

19:21Speaker 3:And you jumping into my arms and wrapping your legs. The only way, and I will go back to the Mormon religion. The only way it's fine or just like.

19:29Speaker 1:It's not fine. It isn't fine.

19:31Speaker 3:If your son comes home from war or two years, you can run and jump into his arms.

19:37Speaker 1:Not even then. No legs wrapping around the body.

19:40Speaker 5:Not a mom and child.

19:42Speaker 3:No, no.

19:44Speaker 2:Mom and children only hear about what porn their children are watching.

19:49Speaker 3:But not that.

19:52Speaker 5:No, really, though.

19:52Speaker 3:Like, if I came home from a mission of two years and saw my mom, I'd be like, get the fuck over here. Hug me. I haven't seen you in two years. And you're jumping your arms around my legs. One time, I'm saying the one time, I would say that's fine because I haven't seen you. But when there's many of the answers, then it's weird. And he wasn't returning.

20:10Speaker 1:From war or a Mormon mission.

20:12Speaker 2:Okay, so.

20:14Speaker 3:All right.

20:14Speaker 1:The last one. I slept with. That's the last one. Oh, you guys. Thank you for listening to another unhinged episode.

20:26Speaker 4:Bonus episode of untraditionally Lala motherfucker.

20:29Speaker 3:This one was a wild one.

20:30Speaker 5:That one was not surprising, though.

20:33Speaker 1:No, I'm not surprised at all.

20:35Speaker 2:I will catch you guys on Wednesday for a regular old episode. I will catch you on Tuesday for Sex Unlocked. I will catch you Thursday for Untraditionally Lala.

20:45Speaker 1:And again on Monday.

20:47Speaker 3:I love you guys.

20:48Speaker 1:Have the best week.

20:49Speaker 3:Bye.