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0:00Speaker 1:Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous, welcome back to Untraditionally Lala. Mom, what do you have in your sack?

0:13Speaker 2:Today I brought raisins and almonds from the farmer's market that comes every Tuesday to Sherman Oaks.

0:20Speaker 1:I love that. Wait, in the mall parking lot? Yeah.

0:23Speaker 2:They set up shop and I go buy.

0:27Speaker 3:They set up shop and she shops.

0:30Speaker 1:Isn't that the farmer's market where you said that there was a hot candle maker that you thought was cute for me?

0:35Speaker 4:Yep.

0:35Speaker 1:There's a lot of hot men that set up shop there. A lot. Yeah. And you know what? I love a man with like a job.

0:43Speaker 3:Are you looking for you, Lisa?

0:45Speaker 1:No, for me.

0:46Speaker 2:I was looking for you guys.

0:48Speaker 1:Anyone for Easton? Anyone good for Easton?

0:50Speaker 2:There's lots of pretty girls there.

0:52Speaker 1:Yeah, lots of pretty girls.

0:54Speaker 3:I'm on a hanging out by myself moment right now.

0:59Speaker 1:Oh, so just back to the last however many years of your life? Back to the 33 years previously. How are you doing with the breakup, by the way?

1:10Speaker 3:Good. Good.

1:12Speaker 1:Amber asked me this yesterday, you guys. She goes, how's Easton doing with his breakup?

1:15Speaker 3:I know, it's nice to know other people outside of my family care about me.

1:17Speaker 1:I haven't even asked.

1:20Speaker 3:There it is.

1:21Speaker 1:How is my brother?

1:22Speaker 3:I see him every day, but I haven't asked how he is.

1:26Speaker 1:Well, because you just normally seem like I know when you're bummed out and you haven't seemed that bummed out. I mean, I've been bummed.

1:32Speaker 3:It is what it is. You know, it's like it's just all different. But I'm in no position to be in a relationship right now.

1:40Speaker 1:Easton said two days ago, I just need to get a lot of fucking money so I can go and adopt a child. That's what he said.

1:49Speaker 2:He's so cute.

1:50Speaker 3:I think that's where my life is going. Really?

1:54Speaker 1:You want to be.

1:54Speaker 2:A single dad?

1:55Speaker 3:I think I want to be a single dad. I really do. And I know I talk about my old friend who I worked with, John. Yeah. Rest in peace, good fella. And because he'd tell me, he was like 60 and he was like, get married. It gets very lonely. But then I'm like, if I have kids and stuff, Even when they move out of the house, like, I just think that they'll keep me busy. I don't know. I just don't want a relationship right now. I just want a kid. I understand. I just want a kid.

2:26Speaker 1:You just want a kid. Mm-hmm.

2:28Speaker 3:My very own.

2:29Speaker 2:Well, Lauren will share her too with you.

2:32Speaker 3:It's different, mom.

2:33Speaker 1:They are the communal kids. They are communal kids, but it is different, obviously, as you know.

2:38Speaker 3:Yeah.

2:39Speaker 1:You're such a good TT, though. We went to Mr. Bones yesterday, you guys. And it was so hot.

2:46Speaker 3:I'm a pushover. And my family knows it. And my mom takes advantage of the pushover that I am.

2:51Speaker 1:No, I said, because mom was telling you, we really want you to go.

2:55Speaker 2:We miss you when you're not there.

2:56Speaker 1:That's very true. But I also was like, it's Sunday. Football's on. Like, if you don't want to go Easton, you don't have to go.

3:02Speaker 2:Ocean heard this.

3:05Speaker 3:Mom, I go, I don't know if I, I don't think I'm going to go. And you're walking out of the house and mom goes.

3:14Speaker 1:I think Ocean also pushed you to come.

3:16Speaker 3:No, Ocean was the one because I said I wasn't going. And she said, no. And she pointed, Gigi, Mama, Titi. We're all going. And I said, right.

3:26Speaker 1:So in 100 degrees, Easton's like pulling this wagon with two children, backpacks, pumpkins. No, they're so, I don't know. And they were just all smiles. I was like, Easton, I know this is a lot for you, but if you could see my kids' faces right now, I promise you it would be worth it.

3:42Speaker 3:Yeah. That's how I know I, I don't know what I want in life, but what I do know I love is seeing every, I like other people being happy or like that makes me happy. That's good enough. Like I was not wanting to go.

3:57Speaker 1:But when I saw how happy.

4:00Speaker 3:It was, but like seeing everybody happy, I was like, wow, this is perfect. Did I want to go? No. But when everybody was happy, I'm happy.

4:07Speaker 2:And you got to socialize with adults.

4:08Speaker 3:Socialized. Watched the football game at Mr.

4:12Speaker 2:Bones.

4:12Speaker 1:With a friend who also was bummed out that he had to bring his kid to miss football.

4:18Speaker 3:Well, the 95 to 100 degrees is what was really dangerous. No one was there, though.

4:23Speaker 2:There were no lines.

4:24Speaker 1:And we left right when the lines were coming. We did. Yes. Nailed it.

4:30Speaker 2:And Ocean got her face painted and it was so darling.

4:33Speaker 3:And it was so cute. And while she was getting her face painted, maybe you guys were thinking, I wanted to do it. I was like, I bet that feels so good. No?

4:42Speaker 1:Yeah, when Ocean was getting her eyes dusted with that paintbrush, I was like, oh my gosh, I want to do it too.

4:48Speaker 3:Always make her do my makeup. I'm like, come on, do my makeup.

4:51Speaker 1:The brushes feel so good.

4:53Speaker 2:They really do.

4:54Speaker 1:She looked so beautiful. They gave her a winged liner. She was Elsa. They made her Elsa. And she was like, the woman goes, would you like glitter? And Ocean goes, mom, I have school tomorrow. Do you think that the glitter will come off? Will I be able to have glitter? I was like, yeah, get the glitter. She goes, may I see the glitter? She shows her the glitter palette and Ocean does this thing where she.

5:17Speaker 3:That one.

5:18Speaker 1:And the girl goes, if you don't like any of these choices, I have another palette. And she goes, may I see the other palette? She opens it up. She's looking and she goes, You know, I think I really liked the blue in the other palette. I was like, get the blue in the other palette then. It's gorgeous.

5:35Speaker 3:Options.

5:36Speaker 1:I love Ocean. So, I mean, obviously I love Sosa too, but Ocean is just.

5:43Speaker 3:Well, Ocean's at the age where she's like coming into her little personality. Yeah. She's becoming a little girl with her own personality. And it's fun to watch.

5:53Speaker 2:She's a prissy little girl.

5:54Speaker 3:And I don't change any of it. I want her to just be her.

5:59Speaker 2:Me too.

5:59Speaker 1:What did she say yesterday?

6:02Speaker 3:What does she not say?

6:03Speaker 1:And she goes, I was very impressed by that mom. I was like, I was, she goes, have you ever seen anything like that? I've never seen anything like that. I was very impressed.

6:14Speaker 2:So cute.

6:14Speaker 1:I'm impressed by what you're talking about.

6:16Speaker 3:Your vocabulary is very impressive.

6:18Speaker 2:But you know what I love about her too is if she doesn't know a word you're using, she'll ask you what it means.

6:24Speaker 1:Yes, she does.

6:25Speaker 3:Yeah.

6:25Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah, she definitely does that. Ocean or Sosa was really fun, but she started getting aggressive towards the end.

6:33Speaker 2:Sosa found cupcakes and that was the end all be all.

6:36Speaker 1:The end of the whole day. Some employee at Mr. Bones left cupcakes in a reachable area for young children. And my daughter, she was bent down and I was like, what the fuck is she doing? And I see her just poking this cupcake, wanting it. I probably should have thrown them away, but someone ate my daughter's poking, licking cupcake. I was like, I don't have it in me. She, from there, lost her mind.

7:01Speaker 2:Yep.

7:01Speaker 3:A donut couldn't even save it.

7:03Speaker 4:No.

7:03Speaker 1:A donut couldn't even save it.

7:04Speaker 3:Nor ice cream.

7:05Speaker 1:She becomes possessed with sugar.

7:07Speaker 2:And then the ice cream she wouldn't share.

7:09Speaker 3:Oh, I had to rip that away.

7:12Speaker 1:Yeah.

7:12Speaker 3:That was really fun, too.

7:13Speaker 2:But then we got the bright idea to get another spoon, and then it worked out beautifully.

7:19Speaker 1:No, it didn't.

7:20Speaker 3:Yeah.

7:20Speaker 1:She had both spoons. She wouldn't give it back to Ocean. She was like this, just a chowing down. I was like, we're done.

7:28Speaker 2:Yep.

7:29Speaker 3:Just prepping for that 600 pound life.

7:31Speaker 1:And then she freaking went to hit me when I told her I couldn't. We had to leave. It was six. Her bedtime's at 630. She wanted to go on the jumpy house. I said, we're done. I pick her up. She winds that hand back. I looked her.

7:44Speaker 3:So I wound mine up. I dare you.

7:48Speaker 1:I dare you to hit me right now. Puts the hand down. She gets so sensitive.

7:57Speaker 3:She is her mother. Yeah.

7:59Speaker 1:Like I'm okay to hit you, but don't even threaten me because I will sob my eyes out.

8:05Speaker 3:Lauren's the type of person that will go and start hitting somebody.

8:08Speaker 1:I've never hit anyone in my life.

8:11Speaker 3:Is this a metaphor?

8:12Speaker 1:Metaphorically?

8:13Speaker 3:Yes.

8:14Speaker 1:Okay.

8:14Speaker 3:You're the type of person that will go in. start punching somebody. And as soon as they turn around and hit you once you run, cry. And then you're saying they attacked me. And it's like, well, no, I kind of just defended. That's you.

8:27Speaker 1:Is that me?

8:29Speaker 3:You, you poke the bear. And then when the bear attacks, no, she pokes back. I'm chilling.

8:35Speaker 1:And then the bear, no, I'm the bear. I'm the bear.

8:37Speaker 2:They poke.

8:39Speaker 1:And then I attack.

8:40Speaker 2:Okay.

8:46Speaker 1:I see it so differently than you.

8:48Speaker 2:I see it the way you see it.

8:49Speaker 1:Thank you, Mom.

8:50Speaker 2:Yeah.

8:51Speaker 1:You're a dumbass, Easton. By the way, there were orcas in Newport Beach while I was in Florida.

8:56Speaker 3:Were they poking bears? No.

8:59Speaker 1:Because of El Nino waters, it's abnormally warm, and so it's pushed these tropical predators far north from their normal habitat near Mexico and Central America. I am so bummed I didn't see it. They're still there. People are still posting.

9:18Speaker 3:Well, let's go.

9:19Speaker 1:They're along the coast of Newport Beach. So all of these people who go out for a whale tour are seeing orcas that they would normally never see in these parts. Absolutely stunning.

9:34Speaker 3:Well, is that what's going on with the dolphins? Because I've also been seeing like, what do they call them? Schools of dolphins?

9:40Speaker 1:No, it's a pod.

9:41Speaker 3:A pod of dolphins as well?

9:43Speaker 2:School of fish.

9:44Speaker 3:School of fish?

9:45Speaker 2:Yeah.

9:45Speaker 3:Pod of dolphins. Because I saw like hundreds of dolphins just on TikTok going through and they, well, I didn't, from what it was sounding like, it wasn't that normal for that many of them to be swimming in the same thing. So I don't know if it's El Nino as well. No.

10:00Speaker 1:Maybe not in October. I know in the summertime there were like, I remember a few times that I went down to Newport Beach in the summer, went on a boat and it was like dolphins everywhere you looked. I remember jumping into the water. I was drunk. But the sound underneath of them communicating. wild was crazy that's cool no it was amazing i'm so happy that like normally i wouldn't jump into the ocean because i'd be afraid something would eat me no no no because i was like a little bit saucy.

10:31Speaker 3:Not only that if i if there's hundreds of dolphins i'm jumping right in yeah they're gonna protect you at all point yeah yeah hopefully maybe i'm off he never came.

10:43Speaker 1:Back up A dolphin ate him. They never do that. I'm so bummed I can't share with you guys about my Florida trip. Like a fucking fever dream. What is a fever dream?

10:56Speaker 3:All I can say is on TikTok.

10:58Speaker 1:I keep using fever dream without knowing what it actually is.

11:01Speaker 3:Can I say this? I saw Dodie crashing out on TikTok though.

11:04Speaker 1:Everyone does.

11:05Speaker 3:That's the only thing I saw.

11:06Speaker 1:It was like a real life crash out of Kristen Dodie. Who do we owe for this incredible experience? Oh, I wish I could friggin' talk about it. I can't. But I think you guys will enjoy. I think you guys will definitely, definitely enjoy.

11:23Speaker 3:The phone call that I got from you in the vehicle with the rest of the gals, hearing about what you went through, they're going to enjoy it.

11:32Speaker 1:Oh, in the car with, yeah, yeah, yeah, with Kristen.

11:34Speaker 3:We have some greatness. I heard about it. Can't wait to see it. Cannot wait.

11:40Speaker 1:You guys are going to love it. Okay.

11:43Speaker 2:I'm just going to put it out there. I wasn't on the phone call, so I don't know.

11:46Speaker 3:You were getting your eyes checked. Oh, yeah.

11:49Speaker 1:You guys were at Costco.

11:50Speaker 3:We were at Costco getting our eyes checked, but I had just got done. But listening to Kristen talk about what had happened to her was like taking a hit of acid. I cannot wait.

12:01Speaker 1:I cannot wait. I'm so excited.

12:04Speaker 3:She was just talking and I was like, oh my God.

12:06Speaker 1:I was looking around and I'm like... The fact that we are lucky enough to get to relive what we're experiencing right now is fucking good. I was looking at the people who are not a part of my friend group and even they were like, this is fucking wild.

12:22Speaker 2:Wild.

12:23Speaker 3:So fun.

12:25Speaker 1:Everyone had a great time.

12:28Speaker 3:Sorry, I was just thinking about it.

12:29Speaker 1:We should move on so I don't continue to share.

12:30Speaker 2:And we had a great time with your kids.

12:32Speaker 3:Guess what I did see that I have to say. Oh, in Palm Springs. Yeah.

12:35Speaker 1:Can I tell you?

12:36Speaker 3:They get home on Monday.

12:39Speaker 1:I left Tuesday. I hadn't seen you guys in like, what was that? Two weeks?

12:44Speaker 2:Yeah.

12:44Speaker 1:And it's been two weeks. So you had fun in Palm Springs? Solo parenting with Sosa?

12:49Speaker 2:Justin came with us. It was Easton and myself. She was an absolute delight.

12:56Speaker 3:She really is a gem.

12:57Speaker 1:Tell me more. Like she was just easy, didn't cry, was very chill. Never cried.

13:02Speaker 3:Jess would walk over, grab my hand. She really loves just taking like individuals to like play.

13:10Speaker 1:I know.

13:10Speaker 3:Hand, hand, hand.

13:12Speaker 2:And all she'd say is, I love you, TT.

13:14Speaker 3:I love you, TT.

13:15Speaker 2:I love you, Gigi. So cute.

13:17Speaker 3:And my favorite thing is scaring her. And when she gets scared... She just immediately, I love you, TT. I love you, TT. So I'd hide behind the door and she'd walk out and go, I love you, TT.

13:28Speaker 2:I love you, TT.

13:31Speaker 3:That's how you know you got her. If you said she loved you, you scared her.

13:34Speaker 1:I know. And can I tell you, she came home because that was the longest I've been without Sosa. She goes home, she goes, I miss you, mommy. Mommy, I missed you. Oh, they were screaming. I know. I'm so bummed you didn't film that.

13:49Speaker 2:I didn't have my phone.

13:49Speaker 3:Lisa is queen.

13:50Speaker 1:You guys, I walked into the playroom. I have not seen my children, right? They ran up. And when I, it was the highest pitch scream jumping all over me. I was like, this is like what life is about. I just feel so full right now.

14:04Speaker 3:I feel like I got you something that goes on your face to record things like that. Yeah.

14:10Speaker 1:Yeah.

14:10Speaker 3:Yeah. Number two, my Lisa, I love her to death. My favorite thing is when she comes out and never knows where, where's your phone right now? I don't know. There it is. Perfect point. Every time she goes, Easton, give me your phone. I want to get this. I get her into the camera and then she look at me and go, I missed it.

14:28Speaker 1:Yeah.

14:29Speaker 3:It's like, just get your own phone.

14:30Speaker 1:I tried. She asked my kids, you guys. She goes, you guys, do what you just did for mom.

14:37Speaker 3:I was like. She's two.

14:39Speaker 1:She's two years old.

14:41Speaker 3:Can you guys come back in and can you guys act like you just saw your mom?

14:45Speaker 1:I'm like, the moment has passed. And she's laying on the couch. I wanted the real moment.

14:49Speaker 3:She's laying on the couch. Dad again.

14:51Speaker 1:Because now my obsession with time, I want to go back and relive moments, right?

14:57Speaker 2:Well, I got a little bit of it. I just didn't get the prime part.

15:01Speaker 1:The prime, so just the part where they walked away after.

15:04Speaker 3:You got the bloopers of the movie that get cut.

15:07Speaker 2:I tried, though.

15:08Speaker 1:It's okay. All I know is it was so— I loved being back. I really loved being back. When I was in Florida, I started tweaking just a tad. I was like, I'm going to need my family, and I'm going to need my children. And Ocean woke up this morning, 6.30, to get ready for school. I let her sleep in my bed again, even though it was a school night. And she goes— We start cuddling in the morning. I'm like, it's time to get up for school, baby. She goes, Mom, I've been thinking— Because I sleep so well in your bed, I'm thinking that I should just probably sleep in your bed every single night.

15:44Speaker 2:So cute.

15:45Speaker 1:I was like, I think you're right.

15:46Speaker 2:And she should. Yeah, she should. Because you slept in my bed until you were 12.

15:50Speaker 1:No, I think it was. 14?

15:53Speaker 2:No, I'm just kidding.

15:56Speaker 1:No, I think I started sleeping in my own room when I was like 14, yeah. Because you went from your room and then I got kicked out. So I slept with Easton.

16:03Speaker 3:Yeah.

16:05Speaker 1:I was terrified.

16:07Speaker 3:I just remember dad coming in and going like, Lauren, I'm going to sleep with you. It was like a core memory. I was thinking, what the hell's going on here? And then every night there she was. And I was thinking, okay, I guess we just have four bedrooms and up here, but we're using two.

16:20Speaker 1:I don't know why I was so scared to sleep by myself.

16:23Speaker 3:And then what pissed me off is like, you got, you'd get up a little earlier than me. So then I'd get up.

16:29Speaker 2:Oh, she'd wake you up.

16:31Speaker 3:Yeah.

16:32Speaker 1:I know. And now when Ocean tells me I get scared and I want to be like, no, you don't. You're manipulating me. I go back and I'm like, I used to tell my mom that I was scared and I like genuinely was terrified. And my mom would make me sleep in my bed. I would cry and cry and cry and cry. She would never come in. My dad would come in and sleep in my twin bed with me.

16:54Speaker 2:Oh, that's sweet.

16:55Speaker 1:He's sweet. You're an asshole.

16:57Speaker 3:Well, how could she come in and sleep with you when she was vacuuming until 3 a.m.? And what could possibly come and get you? She's up. You're fine. Go to bed. Somebody's wandering the home.

17:08Speaker 1:No, my mind would run wild. So Ocean's going to sleep with me.

17:13Speaker 3:I was just going to say.

17:14Speaker 1:Oh, I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about every single wrong move I've ever made. What I did as a child that placed me.

17:21Speaker 3:The Scott Disick?

17:22Speaker 1:Yeah.

17:23Speaker 3:Just thinking about everything bad that's ever happened to me.

17:27Speaker 1:That's me.

17:27Speaker 3:How do you see that?

17:29Speaker 1:Yeah, it resonates. I am Scott Disick.

17:32Speaker 3:I was like, wow, we are all Scott Disick.

17:46Speaker 1:Before we deep dive into pop culture, did you see that DM that I sent you about the coyotes in West Hollywood?

17:52Speaker 3:Yes.

17:54Speaker 1:You guys?

17:56Speaker 3:They're on different floors.

17:58Speaker 1:There's like this abandoned building.

18:00Speaker 3:I don't even think it's abandoned. I think they're literally building the home.

18:05Speaker 1:Okay, well, there's no one living in it. It's basically just like a wooden structure. And it's on the news, this video. And they're asking neighbors like how they feel about these coyotes. And for those of you who don't know West Hollywood, it's very compact. It's a lot going on with just like the people.

18:22Speaker 3:Should I play the video for what they have to listen to? Please.

18:26Speaker 1:Never imagine what would move in across the street. They say this abandoned building has turned into an animal shelter. And here's a.

18:34Speaker 3:Little bit of what they have to put up with, especially at night.

18:37Speaker 1:Not your typical neighbors.

18:42Speaker 3:So we have like a zoo here.

18:44Speaker 1:We have a zoo here.

18:45Speaker 3:I was going to say, that sound is the exact.

18:48Speaker 2:I feel like it sounds like an animal shelter.

18:50Speaker 3:I was just going to say, every time I walk into mom's office, all I would hear was that exact thing. And I was like, That is my living hell. To be at home watching TV, trying to be calm. Yeah, I would have called the police too going, what can we do?

19:06Speaker 1:I know, but you guys in the video while they're howling, it's a video and there's coyotes.

19:12Speaker 3:On every level. Just howling.

19:15Speaker 1:Howling out.

19:19Speaker 3:It's so good. It's so good. Do you think one house and then it just starts the fucks?

19:25Speaker 1:Yeah, they're talking to each other.

19:26Speaker 3:It's like car alarms. One goes off and then we're all fucked. I think it's cute.

19:31Speaker 1:It's cute until you're next to an everyday mom.

19:34Speaker 3:Would you rather live next to... Hold on. Would you rather live next to somebody who doesn't keep their yard nice and like it's coming into yours? Maybe like a little hoardery? Or would you rather live next.

19:47Speaker 1:to coyotes i have a better one would you rather live next door to like partiers who like have music going until that or coyotes mom the.

19:57Speaker 3:Partiers because i can call the cops to.

19:59Speaker 2:Shut it down coyotes because i like animals and i think it'd be cute to see them.

20:03Speaker 3:All Yeah, it would be cute for maybe two hours.

20:06Speaker 1:Until you see them trying to haul your toddler off and then it's not that cute.

20:10Speaker 3:I'm going with the drunk partiers because I can call the COPs and they'll come over and they will deal.

20:16Speaker 1:Or I could just call them and be like, hey, I hate to be a square. Like, could you turn it down a little bit? And then they can tell me to fuck off because it's only nine. Fuck you, bitch. there are times where our neighbors are partying and i'm like oh my god it's still going i look at the monitor my lights are out throughout the whole house and it's quite literally 8 30 p.m i'm like i can't tell them yeah it.

20:39Speaker 3:Gets sad at nine o'clock where i'm laying in bed i'm like the why is their music still playing i'm going out looking around and then i see and it's like 9 15 i'm like maybe i'm the one they're actually.

20:49Speaker 1:They're so respectful though by the way 10 That music is off. Off and they are inside. Like they are great. We have great neighbors. We have great neighbors.

20:59Speaker 2:Yes, we do.

21:00Speaker 1:They're fantastic.

21:01Speaker 3:Both sides.

21:02Speaker 1:And I love that coming from Utah where like we all knew our neighbors. The fact that I could call my neighbors to just like do a check-in or like, hey, I was wondering if you spotted this car. Like, do you know them? And then we're all on the lookout.

21:15Speaker 3:Oh, I love just when I wake up to the like text message thread with all of us and it's like, Hey, RV was here. Just let everyone know that I have put a thing in, so it should be taken care of. I'm like, I don't have to. Yeah.

21:30Speaker 1:Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. There's going to be a lot of cars. Sorry if this is inconvenient. Everyone's welcome.

21:36Speaker 3:Yep. I love it all.

21:37Speaker 2:It's great.

21:38Speaker 1:Let's move into pop culture news. Drake in talks to headline Coachella 2027. You guys, I'm so glad that Drake is back. Where did he go?

21:48Speaker 3:When he went.

21:50Speaker 1:Um, when Kendrick Lamar was like annihilating him and he went into hiding.

21:54Speaker 3:He didn't go into hiding. He went into the studio and dropped two albums. Like a couple, like the.

22:01Speaker 1:There's actually three, I think.

22:02Speaker 4:Yeah.

22:03Speaker 3:He didn't, no, he didn't hide. He was like, all right, let's go work.

22:05Speaker 1:There's the regular one with this. Then there's like the one dedicated to women. And then there's one more, I think.

22:11Speaker 2:Yeah.

22:11Speaker 3:Right. Yeah.

22:12Speaker 1:Like a poppy one.

22:13Speaker 2:Yeah.

22:14Speaker 3:He didn't disappear.

22:15Speaker 1:More sing song Drake.

22:17Speaker 3:He just went in that lab.

22:19Speaker 1:I'm all about him headlining. I would actually go to Coachella if Drake is headlining.

22:23Speaker 3:Yeah.

22:24Speaker 1:Singer Lola Young says, breathing feels.

22:27Speaker 3:Like a chore. Thank you.

22:29Speaker 1:Oh, after years of vaping. Oh.

22:32Speaker 3:It felt like a chore before vaping.

22:34Speaker 1:My lungs feel battery powered.

22:37Speaker 2:Oh, no. I hate this.

22:39Speaker 3:I wish we didn't read that one. We're getting hypnotized, aren't we?

22:43Speaker 1:I'm getting hypnotized for the vape. Yeah, we.

22:45Speaker 3:We.

22:46Speaker 1:You, me, and Janet. It's really hard to kick. I know. No, can I tell you though, if we go into the hypnotist and we are like truly ready to give it up, which I am and I know I am because when I work out, like the way that Amber moves through the gym is so different than how I move through the gym.

23:06Speaker 2:Like you have to put your weight down and puff on your puffer and then go back to your weight.

23:10Speaker 1:No, it's just like she's got more stamina than I do. Like she can go from throwing weights above her head to like immediately going into our next workout where I'm like, Wow, this is hard.

23:21Speaker 2:You know?

23:21Speaker 3:This is working out.

23:23Speaker 1:This workout is working me out pretty hard. So if we go in and it's like, you can't have the mental block when you're being hypnotized. Just so you know.

23:32Speaker 3:Yeah, no, I give it up.

23:34Speaker 1:You have to say, like, I'm done with you. Our time together has been wonderful. Thank you for getting me through really hard times. But we're now going to part ways. I'm getting off the train. Yeah, I'm getting off the train.

23:46Speaker 2:And you're not getting back on.

23:47Speaker 3:No. No.

23:48Speaker 1:So before we do this, because I want to do it, I'd like to do it after Thanksgiving, just because I'm in high-pressure situations right now. No, I would like to go into Christmas vape-free. I really would. I don't want to do this whole, like, my New Year's resolution, no vape, and we're working out every day. Everyone gets a gym membership.

24:12Speaker 3:I don't have New Year's resolutions.

24:15Speaker 1:My New Year's resolution every year is I just want to be happy. All right, let's just try to be happy. When I feel sad, let's just like try to work through it and be happy. The vape after like get me through Thanksgiving because then I'll be in less high pressure situations. We're going to sit down and have like a good situation. We're going to sit down.

24:37Speaker 3:But are we going to be in Palm Springs?

24:39Speaker 1:We'll be out of Palm Springs. We'll be back in LA. We're going to have a sit down. We're going to part ways with the vape and we're going to go to the hypnotist.

24:46Speaker 3:Yeah. I can't give it up in Palm Springs.

24:48Speaker 2:And think how much money you're going to save too.

24:49Speaker 3:25 bucks a week, baby.

24:52Speaker 1:You want to know something wild though? I've had this one since I went to shutters, which was September 10th.

25:01Speaker 2:Wow.

25:01Speaker 1:Just putting it out there. She hits the fuck out of my mouth. Good job. It's like 4,000 hits, I'm sure. What'd you say?

25:07Speaker 3:I go, she hits the fuck out of my mouth.

25:10Speaker 1:I never hit yours. Yours is disgusting.

25:12Speaker 3:So when we were at Mr. Bones yesterday, what were you hitting?

25:15Speaker 1:It was dead.

25:17Speaker 3:I wonder why. I hit it one time.

25:19Speaker 1:That's a lie. That's a lie. Easton, I won't stand for lies. I asked you to hit it. I'm going to start videoing.

25:25Speaker 3:Every time she hits it, I'm going to start a montage.

25:28Speaker 1:Easton's full of... of propaganda today he's spreading pop propaganda propaganda on this podcast what do you think i hit the vape yesterday which i did not and then he says that i poke the bear and then run when the bear comes after me it's like quite literally the opposite you fucking you asked me yesterday can i have your vape ran to the car to get it i said i.

25:53Speaker 3:Don't have it on me to hit my vape and i said it's dead and you go mine's in the car charge if you want to go get it that's And I said, do you want to come? Propaganda! Roll the tapes! What do you hate the most?

26:03Speaker 1:Roll the tapes!

26:05Speaker 3:When you put out your hand for my vape and I give you a high five? And she goes, I fucking hate when he does that.

26:10Speaker 1:Alex Earl admits she's never read a book.

26:13Speaker 2:Who?

26:13Speaker 1:Sad for this generation that instead of reading, they use technology. Or are you into it?

26:17Speaker 3:Hold on. Has she never read a book or a Kindle?

26:19Speaker 1:Alex Earl admits she's never read a book.

26:21Speaker 2:Can I tell you what I loved? Toy Story 5. Put it all in perspective.

26:26Speaker 1:Speaking of Toy Story 5... So, and then we'll get back to, to Alex Earl.

26:33Speaker 3:Keep your toys. Keep your clothes.

26:35Speaker 1:I have given Ocean, Ocean catches mad attitude and I wonder where she gets it. And then I, it clicks like she's got to be learning this on the iPad.

26:44Speaker 3:Oh yeah.

26:45Speaker 1:So I have given her chance after chance. Finally, last week she like had hit my last nerve. I show her the iPad case and I was like, I want, I just want to show you so that you're aware. And she goes, where's the iPad? I said, I, the iPad is now gone. Where'd you put? I said, it's gone. It doesn't matter where it is. I am showing you that you no longer have it because of the way you act. I have given you many opportunities to be kind, listen, and you continue to be disrespectful when you have the iPad.

27:19Speaker 1:So it's no longer. Cut to, we're watching Toy Story 5 over the weekend. It's me and her in the bed. Popcorn in the bed, which is like her most favorite. Every time we do it, she goes, mom, this is the best night ever. So she's watching it and she goes, I hate that lily pad. I am so glad that you took my iPad away. I never want to see my iPad again and I'm going to play with my toys so they don't feel bad. Verbatim, that is what she said to me.

27:44Speaker 2:I know, it's adorable.

27:45Speaker 1:I was like, that's the point of the movie.

27:46Speaker 2:And she has been doing that.

27:49Speaker 3:I know.

27:49Speaker 1:Isn't it great?

27:50Speaker 2:It's fabulous.

27:51Speaker 1:Has she not been magical, too?

27:53Speaker 2:Very magical.

27:55Speaker 3:Very.

27:55Speaker 1:The iPad is the devil. Anyway, love Toy Story 5.

28:00Speaker 2:Me, too.

28:12Speaker 1:I think it's sad that Alex Earl has never read a book.

28:15Speaker 3:I do, too, because the fact that I've read books means something.

28:18Speaker 2:You know?

28:19Speaker 3:Like, I remember I read fucking.

28:20Speaker 4:Goosebumps, too.

28:20Speaker 3:It's kind of like, if I can read a book, you can. You can. I am not a smart man. But I have read a book. I read Goosebumps. I read, like, how did you miss Goosebumps? But you know what I... As a kid, I remember sitting in my laundry hamper reading Goosebumps.

28:35Speaker 1:I couldn't get enough of those little, tiny, um... What were they?

28:39Speaker 4:Goosebumps?

28:39Speaker 2:The, uh.

28:42Speaker 1:No Mary-Kate and Ashley do you remember they had like the detective books I love I could not get enough the book fair the book fair was so fun they'd send you home with that little paper that really thin paper thing to look through what was going to be at the book fair and I would circle what I wanted and then waltz into the gymnasium so excited to show the woman these are the books I want take me to where the.

29:04Speaker 3:Books were I fucking love a book. Love a book. Fuck the lily pad. Because now you just download the book on it. That defeats the purpose of turning the page. Kindle made a whole thing about it. Kindle is literally an iPad with no iPad, just a book.

29:20Speaker 1:I know, but it's so satisfying to turn a page and see how far you've come.

29:24Speaker 2:And see how many pages you have left.

29:27Speaker 3:Yes!

29:27Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I like a good fucking book. But you know what I find sometimes? That I'll be reading and all of a sudden my mind's wandered off and.

29:34Speaker 3:I've read, but I don't remember what I read.

29:36Speaker 1:Oh, I whole ass. The other day I was reading this book that has literally taken me, well, it's Sosis 2. I started reading it when I was pregnant, so it's taken me quite a while.

29:46Speaker 3:I read two.

29:47Speaker 1:Chapters and I was like, fuck.

29:49Speaker 3:Can't wait to read those tomorrow.

29:51Speaker 1:I was in self-loathing.

29:52Speaker 3:I got to go back.

29:54Speaker 1:Happens worthless worthless i spent all that time doing that motherfucker and then i sit there and i'm like you fucking idiot you can't even focus.

30:04Speaker 3:Tell me this when you're daydreaming i'm such a good reader I'm going. Oh, I haul. I don't miss a word, but I'm daydreaming. And then if I have to read and read it and understand what I'm reading, I become dyslexic.

30:18Speaker 1:Me too.

30:19Speaker 3:I don't know what's going on.

30:20Speaker 1:And don't ask me to read aloud because then I suddenly forget.

30:22Speaker 3:No, my armpits get sweaty, my neck gets hot, and I feel like vomiting.

30:27Speaker 1:I was a speaker at a meeting. This weekend where you basically, you don't run the meeting, but like you essentially run the meeting. I was like, you don't run the meeting. No, it's scary because what you do is you are literally the.

30:42Speaker 3:The cinder block that people are building off the meeting yes it's scary.

30:47Speaker 1:Can i tell you though i always go into the meeting when i have to when i speak and i go i just want to let everyone know that when i'm asked to read aloud i suddenly forget how to read so just roll with me and then i crush it i'm like everyone knows i don't know how to read you don't.

31:01Speaker 3:Have to really retain any of that just.

31:04Speaker 2:Get it out just get it out of the way But you know what I love? When I ask you guys how your meetings were when you have to speak, you guys both tell me I blacked out.

31:13Speaker 3:I can even tell you what I shared. I've only done it twice, but each time I've done it, blacked out.

31:18Speaker 1:It's so wild when people are like, it really resonated with me when you said this. And I'm like, I said that? How the hell did I say that? I sound fucking intelligent.

31:26Speaker 3:Wow.

31:27Speaker 1:That came out of my mouth. Wow. I'm smart.

31:32Speaker 3:How I knew I did well is like after the meeting, you talk for the first 15 and then it's like a whole meeting. But after the meeting, they can come up to the speaker.

31:39Speaker 1:To thank you.

31:40Speaker 3:To thank them. And I knew I did well when there was a line. Oh yeah, I had a line too. Okay, I did something. What I didn't, don't know.

31:47Speaker 1:One woman came up to me and cried and gave me a big hug and was like, I am so touched by your share. I was like, I don't remember one word of it. Not a word, not a single word.

31:59Speaker 2:She said that.

31:59Speaker 1:It was very sweet. Speaking from the heart. Anyway, Alex, I don't really think that it's true.

32:04Speaker 3:Alex, pick up a book.

32:05Speaker 1:Not only should you pick up a book because it's just fun, but like you're telling me in school you never had to read a book? I feel like she's lying. That's like part of the curriculum.

32:14Speaker 3:I think she's just doing this so people like us talk about it.

32:16Speaker 2:Maybe in her adult life she hasn't read a book.

32:18Speaker 3:That's even sadder.

32:20Speaker 1:No, but it is hard. Think about how busy she is. It is really hard to sit down and take time to read a book.

32:26Speaker 3:The only reason why I sit down and take a time because I'm in the big book.

32:29Speaker 2:Right.

32:30Speaker 1:And every time.

32:31Speaker 2:Do you remember when you used to tell people, go read a book?

32:34Speaker 1:When they were fucking idiots?

32:35Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah.

32:38Speaker 1:They would say dumb shit and I would say, read a book.

32:40Speaker 3:Yeah.

32:41Speaker 1:I remember.

32:42Speaker 3:Yeah.

32:43Speaker 1:I remember too.

32:44Speaker 3:I remember my kind daughter.

32:45Speaker 1:But that's not an insult. Like, you can't... That's like people who like literally were... example you're you're sinful because your daughter doesn't have a dad and what you've it's like read a book yeah it's like you're an idiot read them too yeah like.

33:02Speaker 3:Get some read a series damn it.

33:05Speaker 1:Pete Davidson says it's easy to stay sober since becoming a dad to nine month old daughter. I don't fuck with drugs anymore. It's been two or three years from doing really hard stuff and about a year or more from weed. Weirdly, the hardest thing to stop was weed. And that you relate to that. And now it's easy because I have a kid. Anytime there's even a thought, I look at my phone background and I go, oh, yeah, no.

33:29Speaker 3:I can resonate with that because I really, like I looked at just like my nieces and nephews, Dre London. And I was like, I want to be able to be there for them. And like every time, like I did have like a moment where I felt weak, I was like these kids, I want to be here for these kids. And that's what got me through like waking up.

33:46Speaker 2:Yeah.

33:47Speaker 3:Like even just like being on call. Like if you can't just go like, what's his name? He's on call to be a doctor. You just can't go get drunk. And that's how I'm treating just like kids. I had to trick my mind to, Stay sober. And that was the biggest reason. So shout out Pete Davidson.

34:01Speaker 2:Good for him.

34:02Speaker 1:I love that he said that.

34:03Speaker 3:I do too. I'm just a hands-on uncle of it.

34:06Speaker 4:Right.

34:07Speaker 1:And there are moments where you're not strong enough to stay sober for yourself. So you have to stay sober to something bigger than you.

34:15Speaker 3:And I have three nieces and a nephew who I do it for.

34:20Speaker 1:I love that, T. Life is good.

34:22Speaker 3:Proud of you. Life is good. Thank you. I'm very happy. I will say. Mentally, I'm very happy. There's a lot of things that I want to do and do things. You started a business. Started a business.

34:32Speaker 1:So proud of you.

34:33Speaker 3:Should I say it?

34:34Speaker 2:Yeah.

34:34Speaker 3:We'll say it when it's out and about.

34:36Speaker 2:All right.

34:36Speaker 3:Next week.

34:37Speaker 2:Okay.

34:38Speaker 3:Yeah, buddy. We'll wear them. All of us.

34:40Speaker 2:All right.

34:41Speaker 1:I love mine, by the way.

34:42Speaker 3:Do you? I've got compliments on mine.

34:44Speaker 1:It's so cute. The back of it.

34:45Speaker 3:The back is great. I have some new sample things that I'm going to be working on with the Rose Brothers.

34:52Speaker 1:Who's that?

34:53Speaker 3:Justin. Justin. And Whitney. And Whitney Rose. Oh. His two sons from his first marriage.

34:59Speaker 1:Okay.

34:59Speaker 3:That's who I'm working with for.

35:01Speaker 1:That's who's doing your templates and stuff?

35:03Speaker 2:Yeah.

35:03Speaker 3:They're the ones who did all of my apparel that I have right now at home.

35:07Speaker 1:Wow. The Rose Brothers.

35:09Speaker 3:Yeah. Well, that's what the reason why.

35:10Speaker 1:You should have on the tag that it's made in Utah.

35:12Speaker 3:That's legit. Well, they did my tag and that's something that I do want to do is do something like 801 or something because I did find a couple of. that I could have gone through that were here. There was one in Florida and then one in Louisiana. And I was like, I want to go Utah because that's where I'm from. And I will say I paid like not much per shirt, but I paid a little more.

35:34Speaker 1:I don't know. I saw how much you were spending.

35:37Speaker 3:Their quality. Their unreal quality. I think they're well done. Yeah. But I'm excited. Good work. Shout out to Pete Davidson for finding me. A reason to stay sober.

35:48Speaker 1:Or his baby girl. A wonderful baby girl. Yeah. He does a baby girl.

35:52Speaker 3:I think I want a baby girl.

35:53Speaker 1:Nothing better than a baby girl.

35:55Speaker 3:I was just thinking that. Nothing fucking better. I see the boys coming around. The boys. I'm like, all right, give me a check.

36:00Speaker 1:Let me tell you. Let me tell you what boys do. Let me tell you what fucking boys do. Let me preface this by saying I fucking adore all of my friend's children.

36:10Speaker 3:This is just a funny story. Nobody is in there.

36:13Speaker 1:We come back from Florida. Janet stays to see her friend who just had a baby. Jason and Claudia come over with Cam to have a swim day. It is the hottest weekend of the year.

36:25Speaker 3:Yes, the hottest day of the year. Yes, okay?

36:28Speaker 1:And I have said all week, all I want to do Saturday because I don't have to work, I want to have a pool day. I don't want to leave the pool. We're swimming. We're thriving. And all of a sudden, Jason's in the pool with Cam. And he's like, what is this stuff floating around? And he's like moving. And I just see this plume of like brown, wafty stuff coming out of Cam's diaper. He had diarrhea.

36:51Speaker 3:Everybody out of the pool. Trigger warning.

36:53Speaker 1:In my pool.

36:55Speaker 2:Okay.

36:56Speaker 1:We all have to get out. Obviously. I have to call the pool guy. Well, my mom does.

37:01Speaker 3:Okay. Let me take over real quick, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

37:06Speaker 1:Trigger warning. If you're eating or you get grossed out, like fast forward.

37:10Speaker 4:Yeah.

37:10Speaker 3:Cause there is a number two that we speak of, but so Cam gets out of the pool. Jason, just being a man, just active, just being Jason, gets him out of the pool. And I'm just watching because I'm just, if I need a help, cause I know there's, there's rogue shit. So he's taking off Cam's diaper and, And as he takes it off outside of the pool, I'm staring at it and he takes it off and I'm just looking at it. And the, I'm not kidding you. What I saw is embedded in my mind and it is up there with finding my dad. Oh my God. No, you and Justin. Oh, Justin? No, I thank God. So I wish Justin didn't see it. But thank God somebody else saw it. Because I.

38:03Speaker 1:He was traumatized.

38:05Speaker 3:I thought I was crazy because I was like, that was worse than finding my dad, I think. And then Justin was like, that was scarring. I'll never forget. And I was like, okay, I'm not crazy.

38:14Speaker 1:He said it's embedded in his brain.

38:15Speaker 3:It is embedded. It was like taking clay pot... I don't even know. It was a pottery class in that diaper. Oh my God. I... i'm gonna.

38:25Speaker 4:Throw up no and that is just to let you know as he's like trying to take it off it slaps to the ground and his little foot kicks and.

38:39Speaker 3:Some shit flow into the tree though i'm gonna throw up and right then you guys jason's face was like he.

38:48Speaker 1:Saw a ghost And he's like, where'd the diaper go? I'm like, Jason, I watched you walk out and throw it away. He's like, I know I didn't do that. I'm like, I know that you did. And then on his way out, he's like, I'm really sorry, Ma. I was like, please don't apologize. It's not a big deal. They're going to come shock the pool. It's fine. He was like, please send me the bill for the shocking or if it needs to be drained. I was like, again, it's fine. I'll be by later to shit in your bed.

39:16Speaker 1:That's the fair trade-off, all right?

39:18Speaker 2:Yeah.

39:21Speaker 1:Yeah we got lisa laughing take a sip of that dope the pool looks cleaner than ever by the way he came in he was like you don't want to get in that pool for two days because I put a lot of chemicals.

39:34Speaker 3:I was like, good.

39:34Speaker 1:I want it to be enough where if you were to put, dip a toe in, your toe would be gone.

39:38Speaker 3:Your toenail is in the pool.

39:39Speaker 1:I want like a flesh eating amount of chemicals in there.

39:43Speaker 2:Okay.

39:44Speaker 1:He's coming by today to like.

39:46Speaker 3:At noon.

39:47Speaker 1:Get it regulated. Yeah. But I mean, the pool is crystal clear.

39:51Speaker 3:No, the pool looks like you can drink from it. But don't. No, do not. But definitely don't. But it may need, honestly, people would think you needed to be shocked.

40:01Speaker 1:It was really funny. I've never been around.

40:04Speaker 2:Poopy pools. And now I've been around two of them this summer. At Beverly Hills Hotel, somebody pooped in the pool while we were there. And then ours.

40:14Speaker 1:And then ours.

40:15Speaker 2:Yeah.

40:16Speaker 1:We had to cancel swim lessons today.

40:18Speaker 3:Fine.

40:18Speaker 1:I had just confirmed and I was like, hey, so we have to cancel because there's in the pool.

40:22Speaker 3:No, Janet's text was the greatest that you read to me, though. Hey, so my kid just shit in Lauren's pool. What did she say?

40:30Speaker 1:My kid shit in Lala's pool, so we can't have swim lessons anymore. So funny. Tom Sandoval granted restraining order against ex-Victoria. She needs to stay at least 100 yards away from him and move out of his house immediately.

40:57Speaker 3:I saw she was already moving out, had the U-Haul.

40:59Speaker 1:Wait, didn't that happen a while ago? It was never granted. It was only filed. All right. Well, congratulations.

41:06Speaker 3:Wheels are in motion.

41:09Speaker 2:Jeez.

41:10Speaker 1:So many restraining orders being filed.

41:13Speaker 3:Restraining orders, NDAs. Oh, my gosh.

41:16Speaker 2:I know.

41:16Speaker 1:A lot of paperwork. A lot of paperwork.

41:18Speaker 3:I know. Let's save a tree or fucking 10. Stop at the paper.

41:23Speaker 1:I wonder what that's like. Is it served to you still? Or do you just get an email that's like, hey, by the way, don't go.

41:28Speaker 3:No, I think it's still served.

41:29Speaker 2:Really?

41:30Speaker 3:Because I know I follow a guy on TikTok who literally is, that's what he does. He just offers his services. So people contact him and are like, hey, will you go serve my wife?

41:39Speaker 2:And he's like, yep.

41:40Speaker 3:And then he dresses up and he's like, hey, Laura, there you go.

41:43Speaker 1:Do you know the best way to serve?

41:45Speaker 2:Tell us. Is you act like you're doing a flower delivery.

41:50Speaker 3:Yeah, because bitches love flowers.

41:51Speaker 2:And they open the door for the flowers and then you hand them the paperwork with it.

41:56Speaker 1:Leave it at the door. Leave it at the door. No.

42:00Speaker 2:We were aware of that and remember we were.

42:02Speaker 1:Yeah, because the woman who liked a stack of vaginas on OC, Sweet James, served her that way. That's how we learned about it. And then when I was in my... My battle, and there was a guy that came to the door with flowers. I was like, you have me so fucked up right now. Ain't nobody sending me flowers. I'm not even talking to a man right now.

42:22Speaker 2:And we didn't answer the door.

42:23Speaker 1:No, and remember, he was looping around the building. Snuck away. Like, you're not serving me anything.

42:30Speaker 4:Nope.

42:30Speaker 1:Get away from me.

42:31Speaker 2:Exactly.

42:32Speaker 3:You weirdo. If they go, are you Lauren? Can you be like, no, I'm Rachel. And then they can't serve you?

42:38Speaker 1:I would just go, I've been called Lala for so long. I forgot my own name. I got my own real name.

42:42Speaker 3:Would you just say like, I plead the fifth and just keep walking. You can't serve me if I plead the fifth and I don't tell you my name.

42:50Speaker 1:They can't even leave it in the door. It has to make contact with your hand.

42:53Speaker 3:You have to say that that is me. Like, are you Lauren? Yes. Or Lala? Yes. Yes. And then the paper goes, if you.

42:59Speaker 1:Go, are you Lala?

43:02Speaker 3:I'm well, what do we do?

43:05Speaker 2:I don't know.

43:06Speaker 3:I'm pleading the fifth on everything.

43:08Speaker 1:I think that's when you actually get into your deposition. You can't plead the fifth on your own person. You can't be like.

43:13Speaker 3:Well, if I'm in an interview and somebody goes, hey, did you do-do-do-do? I plead the fifth.

43:18Speaker 1:Yeah, you can do that. But Easton, you can't plead the fifth on your own name.

43:21Speaker 3:Maybe you can if they don't know it.

43:23Speaker 1:Let's look it up. Time for Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo. I'm interested to get your guys' take on this. Andy Cohen revealed that he pays his babysitter $ 30 an hour to look after his two kids. People are shitting on him saying that's cheap from someone... For someone who has money.

43:40Speaker 3:So just because you have more money, your rates go up. So if I have more money instead of three dollars a gallon, I have to pay six. The rate for watching a kid is the rate. Doesn't matter who you are.

43:51Speaker 1:I agree with you. I definitely agree with you.

43:56Speaker 3:Okay, that goes for everything. Well, a $ 100, 000 car for the people.

44:00Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like we're eating at McDonald's. Okay, oh.

44:05Speaker 3:Well, your Big Mac is $ 10 then.

44:07Speaker 1:Yeah, instead of what's posted on the board.

44:09Speaker 2:I get that.

44:09Speaker 3:She charges $ 30. It's 30. Just because you have more money doesn't mean you, he could tip her more if he felt.

44:15Speaker 1:But that's what I mean. I think you're not taking into consideration.

44:18Speaker 2:Going rate of where you live and what the circumstances are.

44:22Speaker 1:Here's what I'm going to tell you.

44:23Speaker 3:Somebody's taking the $ 30 an hour and it's enough. So it's enough. Somebody's doing the job for 30 an hour.

44:31Speaker 1:My, and I wonder because there's a big difference between a babysitter and a nanny. A nanny is someone who is.

44:38Speaker 3:Full time.

44:40Speaker 1:Right, that's like your go-to person. You know however many days a week they are going to be there at this time to this time. Babysitter is like you pick up the phone, call them and say, I have a dinner, can you come over? I'm assuming he has probably a couple nannies.

44:53Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm guessing he probably.

44:55Speaker 1:I've talked to my friends out here and what they pay and they think what I pay is like an astronomical amount.

45:02Speaker 3:But to see what your kid is getting out of it is priceless.

45:05Speaker 1:But I'm like this person is quite literally like Taking care of my most precious, my heart and soul. I'm like leaving my heart with this person.

45:17Speaker 3:Spanish, making her meet.

45:19Speaker 4:Yeah.

45:19Speaker 3:Price. What she, Cynthia does is priceless.

45:22Speaker 2:Yeah.

45:22Speaker 1:But with, but on the heels of this, you don't know what Andy Cohen is giving for bonuses, what he's giving for Christmas, birthdays. But he said babysitter.

45:36Speaker 2:I'm sure his nannies are making much more than that.

45:38Speaker 1:And guess what?

45:39Speaker 3:His babysitter could have been $ 30 an hour, and let's just say he watched, or the babysitter watched for two hours, $ 60. He could have given $ 130 with a tip. Who knows? So you're bitching about one thing, but it's like, like you said, bonuses.

45:52Speaker 1:It's similar to, like... People with money will never be able to win, right? And I fully agree with Billie Eilish when she says there's like no ethical billionaires. Like I too think you have to like step on some necks. to get to that level. But Billie Eilish came out with a perfume that is $ 88 and the internet went insane. They're like, how could you possibly, you know, give that speech about billionaires and then charge $ 88? And I'm like, do you realize that's basically free for perfume? I went to the Bloomingdale's and spent $ 500 on a bottle of perfume.

46:26Speaker 1:$ 88 is like nothing.

46:27Speaker 3:But that's where I need you guys to understand because I don't buy a $ 300. I go into Target. I go into like Ross and buy like those little ones that are either on sale. Like I don't, Spend shit loads of money on it.

46:37Speaker 1:But even a perfume at Target, like the other day, I got a spray that's like kind of a knockoff of this cherry one by Tom Ford. And it was still like 20 something dollars. And it wasn't very big. It was just a body spray. Yeah, just things are expensive. Yeah.

46:54Speaker 3:Life is very expensive. But I disagree with people coming at people with money for you should pay more. It's like, well, then I wouldn't be wealthy. If I had to pay double, then we're all in the same boat. So what the hell? Yeah, for real.

47:09Speaker 1:Vanderpump rules. Lisa, Las Vegas is a three-episode limited Bravo series following Lisa Vanderpump, her family, and her team as they race to complete the launch of the Vanderpump Hotel in Las Vegas.

47:22Speaker 2:And you've been there.

47:23Speaker 3:I have.

47:23Speaker 1:I was there at the opening.

47:25Speaker 2:And you said the rooms were beautiful.

47:27Speaker 1:The rooms are beautiful. The hotel, it's... Got Lisa's touch, obviously. It's gorgeous.

47:33Speaker 3:Yeah.

47:34Speaker 1:And they still have the nightclub that's there. And I asked, like, how is this hotel change going to change the nightclub? And they were like, the nightclub is going to stay the exact same. So the only— I shouldn't say the only thing because this is a big deal.

47:49Speaker 2:But the.

47:51Speaker 1:Main thing that changed was, like, the lobby and the bar area and— The rooms.

47:57Speaker 3:The rooms.

47:58Speaker 1:Like, it was wonderful. So I'm excited to see. I'm going to watch it just because I want to see what it was like to open a fucking hotel.

48:06Speaker 2:Yeah.

48:07Speaker 1:It's insane. Mom, did you watch the latest episode of Real Housewives of OC?

48:13Speaker 2:I sure did.

48:16Speaker 1:And how did we feel?

48:17Speaker 3:I sure did.

48:18Speaker 2:I'm trying. I watched two last night. I watched Salt Lake and OC. So I'm trying.

48:23Speaker 3:Let's talk about the OC one.

48:24Speaker 1:I'm not caught up on Salt Lake. And I got to get caught up on New York.

48:27Speaker 3:Are we caught up on Salt Lake?

48:28Speaker 1:The traveling this week kind of threw me off.

48:30Speaker 2:Yeah. I think Emily's having marital problems, obviously. And I'm wondering if it's because she's lost all this weight.

48:37Speaker 3:We talked about this, didn't we? She's a housewife. Did we talk about this on the podcast? I don't know. They got Emily in a little tip. Yeah, right? And her husband. Yeah. Yeah.

48:47Speaker 1:I think that having kids is already enough of a stressor on a marriage, I can imagine. And then you add the layer of one of your children really struggling.

48:56Speaker 2:Well, she showed her phone. She said she didn't look at her phone all night at her in-laws party that she attended. Yeah. Which he came to, the husband came to, and it's his family. And there was issues at home and he had to leave early and couldn't come back.

49:12Speaker 1:Because of the baby boy.

49:15Speaker 2:And the... text messaging was just astronomical.

49:20Speaker 1:I know.

49:20Speaker 3:Between the amount of text.

49:21Speaker 1:It's a little kid, you know, he's obvious.

49:23Speaker 2:Struggling. Yeah.

49:24Speaker 3:Sad. How old is?

49:26Speaker 2:He's a twin, right?

49:27Speaker 1:He's a twin. I think they've got to be eight or nine.

49:29Speaker 3:Oh, that's sad.

49:31Speaker 1:Oh, he's 11? They're already 11? Wow.

49:33Speaker 3:11.

49:33Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a lot.

49:43Speaker 3:I have just ADHD, I think, and ADHD.

49:45Speaker 1:They're trying to get him regulated. They did switch his schools from what Emily said.

49:51Speaker 2:So I think that's kind of a stress on their marriage. And then the husband doesn't feel like he really has a life because all he does is take care of kids.

50:00Speaker 4:Yeah.

50:00Speaker 2:You know, so.

50:02Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.

50:03Speaker 3:I get it.

50:06Speaker 1:I get his point of view. To a different note, what was your take on. Alexis Bellino arriving and Heather saying that she snubbed her, but then they show her waving and blowing kisses.

50:20Speaker 2:I didn't understand it. I was like, where is she being snubbed?

50:25Speaker 1:Well, when you first watch it, it's like, oh, she did look at her and kind of because you watch John Jansen wave.

50:30Speaker 4:Yeah.

50:31Speaker 1:And then she kind of just does this little thing and looks away. But then she claims, I waved and blew you guys kisses. And then they show the footage that that actually did happen.

50:40Speaker 2:But I wonder, Heather may have turned away.

50:43Speaker 1:Already left?

50:43Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. Interesting combination of people that were invited to that party.

50:51Speaker 3:Very.

50:52Speaker 1:I was like, who are all of these OG old school who bopped in for five minutes?

50:57Speaker 2:It was a fight waiting to happen with somebody.

51:00Speaker 1:I mean, but that's... Tamara claims she's very close with Alexis. You know, like if I had a party and I had a really close friend.

51:11Speaker 3:I don't know.

51:11Speaker 2:I don't know either.

51:13Speaker 3:Alexis who?

51:13Speaker 1:And then Tamara's like, they need to get over it. And like, I do understand that too. It's like, everyone's got to move on.

51:19Speaker 2:You know?

51:19Speaker 1:Like, you want to defend your friend, but it's like, but this is my other friend. And at what point, like, you guys weren't married, you don't have kids.

51:24Speaker 2:But she was so mean.

51:26Speaker 1:Alexis was?

51:27Speaker 2:To Shannon.

51:28Speaker 1:I know.

51:29Speaker 2:And she... Heather hangs out with Shannon. Doesn't hang out that much. It doesn't look like. Tamara, though.

51:36Speaker 1:Oh, yeah.

51:37Speaker 2:Yeah.

51:38Speaker 3:I don't know.

51:39Speaker 1:This is why we watch.

51:40Speaker 3:Do I need to watch so I can have some.

51:42Speaker 1:No, you're fine. But they did film the reunion and the seating chart is Tamara next to Andy. And then it's Heather, Jen and Carmela. And then Vicky is on the other side of Andy with Shannon, Gina and Emily.

51:56Speaker 3:I've only seen, I think, one episode, and you just said her name. She's on the other. She's on the end.

52:02Speaker 1:Carmella?

52:03Speaker 3:Yeah.

52:03Speaker 1:With the long black hair?

52:04Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.

52:05Speaker 1:I like her.

52:05Speaker 2:I like her, too.

52:06Speaker 3:I like her so much. Yeah. I mean, we'll all hate her soon.

52:11Speaker 1:It happens.

52:12Speaker 3:But for now.

52:12Speaker 1:And her interview look with her straight, parted-down-the-middle hair with the chain necklace and the leather top and leather gloves.

52:20Speaker 3:Like her.

52:20Speaker 1:You know what I'm talking about?

52:22Speaker 3:No.

52:22Speaker 1:No. What? You didn't notice that interview look? It's popped up every episode.

52:28Speaker 2:Oh, I thought you meant for the reunion. No, the interview look. I think she's beautiful.

52:33Speaker 1:I do too. I like her.

52:35Speaker 3:Also, the Salt Lake girl, the new one. She's got black hair. We'll all hate her in due time too, probably. But for now, she's a good piece. I like how she's kind of mediating. Between Whitney and.

52:50Speaker 2:Well, it kind of turned.

52:52Speaker 3:Of course. But I like how she's trying to play.

52:55Speaker 1:Conflict resolve. Conflict resolve.

52:58Speaker 2:You know who I felt bad for, though?

53:00Speaker 3:Who?

53:00Speaker 2:Vicky and her prenuvo scan.

53:04Speaker 1:Oh, because you relate to that?

53:05Speaker 2:Yeah.

53:06Speaker 1:Because you have white on your brain, too?

53:08Speaker 2:I have a little white, too. And I understand why she doesn't want to talk about it. It's not something that you just.

53:15Speaker 3:But why? Can I ask why you don't want to talk about it? Do you not want to as well? Yeah. Why? If you don't mind me asking. I feel like you could help a lot of people.

53:25Speaker 2:No, I'm just saying I don't want people... Like, Vicky feels like people are talking about her. Yeah.

53:31Speaker 1:And she doesn't want to feel like they say, well, she has the white brain matter. Maybe she's like.

53:35Speaker 2:Yeah, and using it kind of against her.

53:37Speaker 1:I understand that.

53:39Speaker 3:I definitely understand that.

53:41Speaker 2:And it is scary when you get things like that back. Anytime things don't look healthy, it's like, ah.

53:48Speaker 1:I was very impressed by Tamara's spinal cord. You know my spine needs PT. Oh, yeah. I'm going to have the worst spine ever.

53:57Speaker 3:Is it from pregnancy?

53:59Speaker 1:She was pregnant way more than I was pregnant.

54:02Speaker 3:No, I know. But I'm just saying, like, is this, like, for the spine?

54:05Speaker 1:It could be. I've got, like, two discs that are ready to, like, slip out. But the doctor said, like, don't worry. Just go to PT. I still have it. But, like, my posture is not great. I need to work on that because I'm constantly... Holding all my stress like this. We're all going to look like the hunchback of Notre Dame in the next 20 years. And I'm getting tech neck, so I'm constantly trying to give myself a double chin and keep my head against the headrest.

54:29Speaker 3:I need to wear my back brace a little bit more.

54:32Speaker 1:I've got to eat. I can take my back pills. You guys, thank you so much for listening to another episode of Untraditionally Lala. I'm going to catch you guys again next week.

54:42Speaker 3:Love you. Bye. Bye. Thank you.