The Kids Left... The Filter Left, Too.

0:00Speaker 1:Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello, gorgeous. Welcome back to Untraditionally Lala.

0:10Speaker 2:I just want to say, so my family left last week. They left on a Thursday to go to Palm Springs. Ocean's with her dad. Sosa went with my mom, Easton, and the two dogs. I cannot even remember the last time that I had an entire house to myself without one single soul to take care of. And there was a moment where I was at lunch with my girlfriends and I'm like, I don't have to be home for anything. And I had this euphoric feeling where I almost wanted to like start sobbing.

0:52Speaker 1:Hi, Amber.

0:53Speaker 2:Sorry. Sorry.

0:57Speaker 1:I love that for you though. It felt really good. It's a weird feeling.

1:01Speaker 3:Knowing that like you, you're like, I just have to take care of me, but I really don't want to. I want something else to take care of or like an obligation to be home.

1:09Speaker 1:But you needed that. You needed. I feel like I needed it too. You didn't have to rush through lunch. You enjoyed your meal.

1:17Speaker 3:You didn't think about having to take half of it home because it's going to be lunchtime.

1:20Speaker 1:You know what I mean? Yes. It's you just, you were. I just were.

1:24Speaker 2:I was. You were.

1:25Speaker 1:I be. By the way, is that correct English?

1:28Speaker 3:I were?

1:29Speaker 2:No.

1:30Speaker 1:I think I had a stroke last night, you guys. I had a really good orgasm. I think it gave me a stroke. Wow. Strokey orgasm. That's a new one.

1:41Speaker 2:Before you get started on orgasms, because I got to get positioned for this one.

1:44Speaker 1:I got new positions.

1:45Speaker 3:The energy just completely shifted in this room.

1:50Speaker 1:Last night.

1:52Speaker 2:they call me, my family, and they're like, we really would like to stay one more day.

1:57Speaker 1:And I was like, great, fabulous, catch you tomorrow.

1:59Speaker 2:I was so excited, but then I consumed so much energy cheese and just shit which I had to stop doing just for like health reasons but no I did not get filler in my face I'm just.

2:10Speaker 1:Swollen okay explain.

2:12Speaker 2:Why because I finished an entire triangle of brie cheese and then was like oh no let's just go harder in the paint I saw some like Fresh Tostitos downstairs, fresh bag and fresh bag of Mexican cheese.

2:29Speaker 1:Oh, like queso? You had queso and brie?

2:32Speaker 2:No, like Mexican shredded cheese. In the pack, Mexican style. And then I threw, I was like, we got some tajin. That'll like throw some spice into it. Just full on sodium.

2:44Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't do that. You're telling me. I know I'm PMSing though. This is when it happens. And I looked and I'm like, fuck.

2:52Speaker 2:Thank God I'm going to start my period after I returned from Florida.

2:56Speaker 1:Because like, I just don't want to deal with all that shit. I know. Oh man.

3:00Speaker 2:I don't want to deal with womanly shit right now. You know, I'm just feeling the feels and eating my feelings. Anyway.

3:06Speaker 1:You're allowed to. So I called Amber.

3:08Speaker 2:I was like, yo, sis, are you trying to co-host this podcast with me tomorrow?

3:12Speaker 1:And here she is. And I couldn't be happier.

3:14Speaker 2:Do you want to talk about your epic orgasm first in the position or Montana?

3:20Speaker 1:I think orgasm. No, Montana.

3:22Speaker 2:Oh, okay.

3:22Speaker 1:Let's talk about Montana. And then we can go into the OG. How was it going back?

3:27Speaker 2:Okay.

3:27Speaker 3:The craziest thing happened to me. So I fly into Montana. And we don't have any checked bags, Riley and I, and I walk out of the airport and all of a sudden I'm bawling.

3:45Speaker 1:I don't know what the heck came over me.

3:47Speaker 3:I just started and I was like, what is this? And I feel like I'm crying less and less since I started the Lexapro, but I was so emotional and I was like, I'm so happy to be back.

4:01Speaker 1:I was so happy. It was the weirdest thing in the world. And Riley looked at me like I was crazy. She's like, what's wrong with you?

4:09Speaker 3:And my kids, when they see me crying, they don't say like, oh, mom, are you okay? Or like, you know, they just look at me like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

4:16Speaker 1:Like they're so confused. Have they always been that way? Always, always.

4:19Speaker 3:My kids are not like, it's very bizarre. But anyways, I was really, I was just, and then I saw my mom and then London picked me up and I just, they were like, what happened?

4:31Speaker 1:And I was like, I'm just so happy to be here. And I was, I was.

4:34Speaker 3:The energy is just different in Montana. It was a fantastic weekend. leo celebrated his first birthday and as you know it's been like it was such a crazy year for my sister her first baby cleft palate like when he was born um and some other health issues and so like to be able to go there and celebrate not only leo right but mostly my sister being able to be a first-time mom and like just endure like everything that she's been through yeah like i wouldn't have missed it for the world i'll miss other birthdays but this one was like super special for me to just go there and like celebrate.

5:12Speaker 1:And it was so, so magical. So I was really sad.

5:17Speaker 3:I like packed up some of my stuff that I needed here in LA. I'm still going to be able to have the house for a while, but it's, I feel so blessed and fortunate to be able to have both worlds.

5:30Speaker 2:Totally.

5:30Speaker 3:I really do because I, like I need that balance. I know myself now Where I need to have one foot where I feel grounded and I can be centered and just, like, pause. And then come back to L.A. and have fun and work and, like, just— because I am a city girl.

5:49Speaker 1:I've always been a city girl.

5:50Speaker 3:But now I want, you know, I want the— luxury of having both places.

5:56Speaker 1:Yeah. I think just the one time that I went there, there was.

6:01Speaker 2:Something just very spiritual about Montana and your view when you, you know, wake up in the morning and see that sun coming over that gorgeous mountain.

6:12Speaker 1:What are they called again? The Bridgers.

6:14Speaker 2:Yeah.

6:14Speaker 1:The Bridgers. Yeah. I will say though, when I saw your stories, I felt sad. Yeah. Why?

6:24Speaker 2:Because you moved there and then we started the podcast and then I've had the version of you being.

6:32Speaker 1:Back in LA and us having this podcast.

6:35Speaker 2:And when I saw you there, it was like, oh no. And I had to keep reminding myself she's coming back hometown.

6:42Speaker 1:Abandonment issues. Oh, the biggest abandonment issues. I don't know where those come from. Well, For maybe many things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was very.

6:56Speaker 2:Excited for you because it was beautiful to watch, you know, Leo with his little crown on. He looks like an elf. And I'm sorry, he looks identical to your sister. Like they are identical twins. Because when I told that to your sister, she was like, wait until you meet my husband. They look exactly like. I'm like, I still cannot see anybody except Autumn. Yeah. Yeah.

7:17Speaker 1:Yeah.

7:19Speaker 3:Honestly, I don't think I've ever been more in love besides my children with someone else's baby.

7:24Speaker 1:I love him so much.

7:27Speaker 3:If my sister called me right now and was like, I need you, I'd be like, okay, let me find a flight.

7:31Speaker 1:Yeah, of course.

7:32Speaker 3:By the way, the flight direct to Montana already left, so let me go through Salt Lake City or Denver.

7:37Speaker 1:How did you do flying? Because we all know that you hate flying. Did you medicate? No, no, no. On the way there, I had a moment of.

7:49Speaker 3:Of sheer panic. And I always sit in 11 C or D. That's like my seat that I refuse to give up.

7:58Speaker 1:I started panicking.

8:01Speaker 3:And then I'm able to talk myself out of when I start having a panic attack. Sometimes I get worried that it's going to become too big where I won't be able to control it.

8:09Speaker 1:But I'm really getting good. It's crazy.

8:11Speaker 3:I fly all the time and I still walk on a plane and I still think that like I'm going to die.

8:16Speaker 2:Yeah, but I find that it's people who fly all the time that have those issues with flying.

8:21Speaker 1:Really?

8:21Speaker 2:Because the more you fly, the more terrifying shit you encounter while flying.

8:26Speaker 1:And so there's like. Something about it.

8:30Speaker 2:Like, when you talk to someone who flies all the time, it's like, well, this one time, this happened. And then when I was flying to Hong Kong, this happened. Like, I'm just throwing out shit right now. So, of course, you're going to feel like, what is this time going to bring?

8:43Speaker 3:I feel like I just stopped breathing. I can't even explain it. Like, I feel like I need to, like, open nostrils.

8:48Speaker 1:You say that a lot. The other day, she was working out. She had, like, a nose strip on. I was like, what's this? Because this nostril has collapsed.

8:54Speaker 3:And I don't know. I've never done cocaine. So, I don't know what the reason why it would have collapsed.

8:59Speaker 1:Yeah. I don't get it.

9:00Speaker 3:So anyways, my ENT said I could have a surgery, but I feel like when I get on a plane, I can't breathe.

9:07Speaker 1:Like I literally stop breathing. So anyways, but I.

9:12Speaker 3:Made it and I'm back and I'm happy to be back. I was really looking forward to seeing you today. I did really miss you.

9:17Speaker 2:I missed you a lot when I said I was going to pick you up at 8.15 and you were like, I want to stay in Santa Monica.

9:22Speaker 1:With the guy. I was like, sounds good.

9:25Speaker 2:Yeah.

9:27Speaker 1:You know it's funny I can totally tell by your text I knew that tone when you sent me that text I was like oh it's not an aggressive tone it's like no.

9:41Speaker 3:I know but I'm not gonna be able to see him for like another eight days because I have Riley and he has his kids and it's my week like so it was my only night.

9:51Speaker 2:No I was excited for you But because I just realized that I have PMDD, I believe is what it's called. Post.

10:01Speaker 1:Depression syndrome?

10:02Speaker 2:No, premenstrual depression disorder. I don't know if anybody else has this. You just said you have it. I will go and I now thank God someone brought this up and that there's like an acronym for it, a name, because I've now clocked When I go through these cycles of, and I've talked about this, self-loathing, not feeling good enough, knocking every single accomplishment I've ever had down to nothing, being like, that's not even a fucking big deal.

10:36Speaker 1:Like, what are you doing?

10:38Speaker 2:Everything you do is dumb. Everything you say is stupid. You should do it like, and I have to pack for a trip. And I was trying on clothing and I was like, all right, I hate my body. I hate my hair.

10:50Speaker 1:I should go bleach blonde. No, I can't do that. I was like, I need this. Maybe if I had a better jawline, this shirt would look better. What?

10:57Speaker 2:What?

10:57Speaker 1:Yeah, it's crazy. The whole thing. I called Michelle.

11:00Speaker 2:I was like, I'm done fucking packing. I can't look at another outfit. I don't want to look at myself in the outfit. And I'm going shopping and blowing my entire life savings on new clothing so that I feel good about myself.

11:13Speaker 1:Yeah, don't do that. That's so hormones talking. No, I know. Calm down.

11:17Speaker 2:I stopped and I was like, We're taking half a unisom. We're getting into the fucking bed and eating flying nachos.

11:24Speaker 3:Oh, that's what, you know what I was going to ask you? Did you take a unisom before you went downstairs? Because let me tell you something.

11:30Speaker 1:I used to do this when I took Xanax. Do you get the munchies? Oh my God.

11:34Speaker 3:I have a picture of it. And then I would take a selfie, which is even worse. I was like, you fat bitch. Look at you downstairs eating raw cookie dough while your children are up asleep.

11:43Speaker 1:Your husband's.

11:44Speaker 3:In another state fucking someone and you're in the same robe as you gave birth.

11:49Speaker 1:Like you are a.

11:49Speaker 3:Disgusting fucking human being. And then I'm like, oh, it's the Xanax, not me. Hence the reason I'm sober.

11:56Speaker 2:I can't.

11:58Speaker 1:I can't. That is so.

12:00Speaker 2:No, I had to take... You know I've been really good about not popping unisoms. I do my concoction of not one, not two, but three magnesium and two valerian root.

12:10Speaker 1:But that's okay. Probably on my ass. I think that's okay. I usually do that.

12:13Speaker 2:But because I was in self-loathing for so long, I look at the clock and I'm like, that's not going to kick in.

12:18Speaker 1:That concoction won't kick in for another hour or two.

12:20Speaker 2:No.

12:21Speaker 1:I can't be in this headspace for that much longer.

12:24Speaker 3:Engaging when you have to take it is, like, that also stressed me out, too.

12:28Speaker 1:Do you want a song? Fucking ten minutes.

12:30Speaker 2:Bye. Okay, so you won't see the guy for, like, eight days. So did you just, like, ride that dick like a fucking bull?

12:48Speaker 1:Like a cowgirl. Do people ride bulls? Yes, people ride bulls. Jesus. They do, right? That's a real thing.

12:56Speaker 2:Yes.

12:56Speaker 1:I don't subscribe to doing that, though. I know you don't. It's like rodeo shit, right?

13:00Speaker 2:Like bareback, saddle bronc. Yeah, but do they like tie their feet up and stuff?

13:05Speaker 3:No, they don't tie their, how are they going to buck if they tie their feet up?

13:08Speaker 1:They would trip and fall. Then why do they buck? Because they're wild animals. You're like a real fucking Montana cowboy, aren't you? No, I'm not, but I really like your cowgirl boots. I know. I'm one to talk, right?

13:24Speaker 2:I'm like, what are you, some fucking cowgirl?

13:30Speaker 1:Okay, so tell me about the sex and the position. My boobs have been itching so badly lately.

13:35Speaker 2:I wish that that, you know how they say that your palms itch when you're about to come into money?

13:40Speaker 1:Let's change that. Wait, can we? When your boobs itch, you're about to come into some money. What does that mean, when your boobs itch? I find that it happens with people who have boob jobs.

13:48Speaker 2:Really? Mm-hmm. Okay. I don't know.

13:51Speaker 1:Interesting. What's on the agenda next? I want to know the new position that you have. Oh, now I'm embarrassed. Oh, God.

14:03Speaker 2:Okay.

14:04Speaker 1:So, it's... I'm on the bottom. Okay. So, on your back?

14:09Speaker 2:Yes.

14:09Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. I'm on my back. I'm trying to picture it. He's on top of me.

14:12Speaker 2:Okay.

14:12Speaker 1:But, like, sitting up. Okay.

14:15Speaker 2:And then.

14:16Speaker 1:What do you mean sitting up?

14:17Speaker 3:Like, not, like, laying on top of me. Like, sitting up like this.

14:21Speaker 1:Like, I'm here. Are his legs folded on his knees?

14:24Speaker 3:Yes.

14:25Speaker 1:Got it.

14:25Speaker 2:Okay.

14:26Speaker 1:And then he... God, this is so bad.

14:29Speaker 2:Does he touch his arms underneath?

14:32Speaker 1:I'm so embarrassed right now. But I love it. Sorry, I just got really giddy. And then it's like, wait, am I on my back? Yeah, you're on your back. Oh, I thought you were on your stomach. I'm sorry.

14:46Speaker 2:No. Oh, and his hands were like around like this.

14:50Speaker 1:And he was just fucking pounding it. Yes, but it felt good because this and then like a little massage. Oh, a little chokage. Oh my God.

14:58Speaker 3:Hello.

14:59Speaker 2:Wow.

14:59Speaker 1:Oh, I love LA. She's so vanilla.

15:02Speaker 2:Yeah.

15:06Speaker 1:It felt good.

15:07Speaker 3:Why are you poo-pooing my new position?

15:09Speaker 1:I love it. By the way, vanilla sex is where it's at. Okay. Please don't pound. Please don't pound. I'm not a piece of chicken. Yes. Please don't. I also need this to feel good. My vagina is not 16 anymore. Like I got to preserve. It's got to be. That position sounds awesome. Cause I don't like a full, like you put your hands around my neck.

15:30Speaker 3:I start getting a little concerned. No, I had, I had that experience once. And I, for a second, I was like, oh, I'm on Dateline.

15:39Speaker 1:I'm ending up on Dateline. Because it was too much. And I was in a dry sauna. So I couldn't. Wait, what? You fucked in a dry sauna? Yes.

15:48Speaker 3:What's a dry sauna? Aren't all saunas dry? No, there's a wet sauna. Like a steam, right?

15:54Speaker 1:No, that's a steam room. And then a sauna. Yeah, but I call it wet sauna, dry sauna. Wow, that's crazy.

16:01Speaker 2:I think if you went to a spa, they wouldn't know what you were talking about.

16:07Speaker 1:Truly, though. I've never heard this. Do you have a wet sauna or a dry sauna? I'd be like, well, just if it were wet, the coals would not be able to burn. So, just the dry one. Okay, the steam shower. Do they call it a steam shower? Steam room, baby. Oh, steam room.

16:21Speaker 2:Steam room.

16:23Speaker 1:Yeah, so in a sauna. You were in a sauna? Yes.

16:26Speaker 2:Oh.

16:28Speaker 1:That sounds intense. Yeah, it was scary. Sounds very intense. Yeah, I was scarred a little bit.

16:33Speaker 2:Yeah.

16:34Speaker 1:I had the boy in town.

16:35Speaker 2:Mmm.

16:37Speaker 1:Tell me everything.

16:38Speaker 2:I just don't like that my mom asked me what position you were in.

16:42Speaker 1:No, she would never.

16:43Speaker 2:I just share that freely and she still doesn't want to hear it.

16:47Speaker 3:But I'm like, let me talk to you about it. Oh, your mom doesn't want to hear that. I know.

16:52Speaker 1:I do that with my mom too. She's like, Amber, stop. I'm like, I can't. Tell us, how was it? It was so good. Was it?

16:58Speaker 2:Yeah.

16:59Speaker 1:Oh, I love it. We just like talked for like hours on end after we banged. Bang, bang. Chitty, chitty, bang, bang. Bang, bang. And then I.

17:08Speaker 2:Told him, I was like, the last time, do you understand I had to go to the OBGYN to make sure that my IUD was not somewhere it shouldn't be?

17:17Speaker 1:I know. Do you remember that? Oh, he's that big? Because we fucked squatty potty position. Do you remember? What's squatty potty? Have I not told you this? No. Squatty potty sounds disgusting. It kind of is. It felt really, really good. Squatty potty. So I just call it that.

17:37Speaker 2:It's not really like squatty potty, but he's standing up like this. And then my legs are somewhat draped over his shoulders. But you're obviously still, your vagina is low enough. So I was basically folded in half.

17:55Speaker 1:And he's standing up on the bed. And he's standing up. And he was holding my legs like this. So it was like, boom, boom.

18:00Speaker 2:No, no, no.

18:01Speaker 1:And I was like, oh my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:04Speaker 2:But I took these Alice things that my friend that I told you about gave me.

18:09Speaker 1:And it says, take one. Or take three for maximum arousal. So I was like, I can't leave a chocolate square like that. Like, I clearly have to take four.

18:19Speaker 2:Yeah.

18:19Speaker 1:I can't have one rogue chocolate just hanging in the air. That's so funny. I'm the same way. I hate that. So I took four.

18:27Speaker 2:And after he, like, put it in because I was tired, like, right in that moment, I was like, fuck this.

18:33Speaker 1:I was, like, on top. And I was fucking going down. So you felt it? Yeah, I felt it. The chocolate.

18:38Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:39Speaker 1:It hit instantly.

18:40Speaker 2:And I could feel myself clearly squirting all over the bed.

18:44Speaker 1:Clearly squirting all over the bed. And it was fine. It was like, whatever. But then I get up to, like, clean myself off. And I was like, do we change the sheets?

18:53Speaker 2:He was like, are you fucking kidding me? No, just put a towel down. I was like, that seems very uncomfortable. So we put a towel down. Oh.

19:04Speaker 1:Yeah. Okay. It was really cute. And then we woke up. We chatted some more. We had, like, our little coffee. He, like, bumped gums with me. It was cute. It was great. Perfect.

19:13Speaker 3:Love it.

19:13Speaker 1:Your love cup is, like, just filled. I don't know about that. Well, the sex cup.

19:17Speaker 2:My mom asked me, like, do you think you're going to catch feelings for him? Like, how do you feel about it?

19:21Speaker 1:And I'm like, why did you ask me that? Because I haven't even thought about it. Yeah, don't think about it.

19:28Speaker 3:Yeah.

19:28Speaker 1:Like, we're all good. I don't want to think about, like, what does it mean? It doesn't mean anything. Yeah.

19:33Speaker 2:It means.

19:34Speaker 1:We're in, we communicate. When I see him, we have a good time.

19:38Speaker 2:And like, let's just leave it at that and let it just do its thing.

19:42Speaker 1:I think that's safe for now. I think so too.

19:45Speaker 3:And then, like I said to you last night, if it turns into something, let it turn into something without even realizing.

19:50Speaker 1:It turned into something. And then you realize like, oh wait, this is going somewhere. Yeah. Or I actually like you more than just.

19:57Speaker 3:the occasional bumping and then you got to.

20:01Speaker 1:Ask yourself questions. Yeah.

20:03Speaker 2:I have this friend and she's been wanting to set me up with someone. And the other day she was like, hey, just so you know, we're going on a double date soon.

20:10Speaker 1:And I was like, really?

20:11Speaker 2:With who?

20:11Speaker 1:And she tells me like who the guy is, whatever. And I know him. I've met him.

20:17Speaker 2:But I was like, why is this? Like even talking about it right now gets me nervous. Like, why is it so much easier for me to be like, come over and let's like have sex? And like what makes me really nervous is like going to dinner with someone.

20:32Speaker 3:Because a date feels so much more intentional than having sex.

20:36Speaker 1:How sad is that?

20:38Speaker 3:Because sex is like for you is just like a.

20:44Speaker 1:Transaction.

20:45Speaker 3:You make me feel good. I'll make you feel good. But going on a date, I feel like there's.

20:49Speaker 1:A lot more pressure. Now you have to ask questions. You have to like, and you also know this person too. Like the one that I.

20:56Speaker 2:Yeah.

20:58Speaker 3:When you go on a date with someone new, it's like, as you get older, being sober, it just feels a little more like, oh God, I can't like debilitating at times.

21:11Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah.

21:12Speaker 1:Do you feel that way ever on first dates?

21:14Speaker 3:Yeah, I do.

21:15Speaker 4:I do.

21:15Speaker 3:But then I just, like, remember, like, can I be friends with this person? I try to take the, like, is this my person, boyfriend, or husband?

21:24Speaker 1:And then I say to myself, like, no. can I just kick it with this guy? Can we be friends? Oh, I like this. This is so much better. I can go into that.

21:33Speaker 3:It takes the pressure off of me going like, it feels like a freaking job interview.

21:37Speaker 1:Like, am I good enough to be your girlfriend? Am I good enough to be your wife? It's like, no. Are you good enough to be my friend? Oh, I love that.

21:45Speaker 2:Yeah. I like that because when I feel really, really comfortable with someone, that is when the sex is mind blowing because I turn into like a different kind of beast.

21:56Speaker 1:Well, the sex always gets better, like, as a relationship goes on. Yes.

22:00Speaker 2:Like, first time sex is not great. No, because I'm nervous and I'm like, am I connecting with you? Like, I want to have an orgasm, but like, my mind is blocking me from doing that.

22:08Speaker 3:Well, it's a very, for me, I don't know how other women feel, but like, having an orgasm is a very vulnerable thing. They're like almost seeing like a part, like, I don't know.

22:18Speaker 2:I have to be very, I have to be mentally connected with you or like, I'm probably going to have to fake it just so we can wrap it up here. Yes. Yeah.

22:26Speaker 1:A lot of women do fake it.

22:27Speaker 2:Yes. Whereas when I'm mentally connected and we're vibing and I feel comfortable, like what do you want to do?

22:36Speaker 1:Anything, anything.

22:38Speaker 2:I will deep throw that until I have mascara dripping down my face.

22:42Speaker 1:Okay. Like eyes watering, gagging. I don't give a shit. Oh my God. You little horn dog. I love it.

22:49Speaker 2:When I feel like that's when I'm like, let's fucking go.

22:52Speaker 1:What do you want?

22:53Speaker 3:Yeah. But you are not the initiator, right? You're not saying like, let's do this. Like I'll do anything, but I want you, I want it to be your idea. If I'm very, very comfortable, I will initiate all of it.

23:08Speaker 1:Really? I'll tell you exactly what to do.

23:11Speaker 2:But if I'm uncomfortable or just not feeling like we're there yet, then I'm very much like, oh, a dick.

23:18Speaker 1:What? What do I do with it?

23:22Speaker 2:You know?

23:23Speaker 1:You are so cute. I can't take it. I'm like, you want to put it where? Inside. Ah. Sounds intense.

23:31Speaker 3:I'm really— I cannot believe you ate those chocolates and it actually worked.

23:35Speaker 1:That's really interesting.

23:35Speaker 2:Yeah, and it worked for my friend, too. She fucked her husband four times in one night.

23:40Speaker 1:Four times. That's a lot. That is a lot.

23:43Speaker 2:When you think about the mental pressure you are under as parents with work and bills to pay, and you get a weekend, and you're fucking four times in one night, that's a lot. Yeah.

23:56Speaker 3:Yeah.

23:56Speaker 2:I will say, though, the group of women I went with to lunch, they all, when they talk about their husbands, I'm like, these women have such healthy, cute marriages. Yes. Like literally at the table, one girl was like, oh my God, my husband just texted me this like schoolgirl outfit and asked if he can buy it for me.

24:13Speaker 1:I'm like, that is so fucking cute. I love that. Wow.

24:18Speaker 2:Yeah. Or just randomly, like my friend was telling me the other day, my husband FaceTimed me and I was about to answer it because he was out of town. And so I was going to put my kids on. Thank God I didn't because when I answered, it was just like a hard dick. I'm like, that is so cute.

24:35Speaker 1:Oh, that's how you keep a marriage alive.

24:37Speaker 3:Yes.

24:38Speaker 1:Yes. I love that.

24:39Speaker 3:I was putting my stuff in the car this morning and I had my suitcases from Montana.

24:44Speaker 1:And before I got in the car, he grabbed me and he started dancing with me in the street. And I was like, these are the moments that I love. This guy? Yeah. He's cute and he has a really hot voice. He is so fantastic. How did this turn into Sex Unlocked? How funny is that?

25:01Speaker 2:Okay. Did you watch the VMAs by any chance?

25:04Speaker 1:No, I didn't even know they were on. I was watching the football game. I thought the Chargers. Can you believe that game?

25:10Speaker 2:Okay, that game was wild. But can we first talk about... So I was watching the Ravens game, obviously. And... Right after the Ravens game, the VMAs came on, the exact same channel. And I was so high off of that game because our little kicker who, like, threw it away for us last season where we did not move on.

25:34Speaker 1:Mm-hmm. He fucking crushed it.

25:39Speaker 2:And... just every single play towards the end lamar jackson calling everything where sometimes when i watch him i'm like come on you motherfucker get it together and then i'll talk.

25:48Speaker 1:To east and i'm like is he the right quarterback for us i'm not quite.

25:51Speaker 4:Sure how'd you get rid of harbaugh i don't understand like i start tweaking out yeah it was such a good game that after that i was like i have to masturbate no i must i must oh my god so i missed the vmas.

26:07Speaker 3:But you were home alone god damn you had a good weekend that's the greatest weekend oh my god it was so fun only my drawing being like which one should i choose.

26:18Speaker 2:And not having to be quiet oh oh yes so fun.

26:22Speaker 3:Doors are open oh yeah there's nothing worse when you feel a good orgasm coming on and you have to be quiet that's that's the worst.

26:31Speaker 1:I know you're like you're like Yes, yes, yes.

26:40Speaker 2:I can't.

26:41Speaker 1:My stomach hurts from laughing. My stomach hurts.

26:45Speaker 2:I can only imagine how heinous my face looks in this podcast with.

26:49Speaker 1:All of it. It's very graphic.

26:51Speaker 2:It's very graphic and very sodium filled. Someone asked me, would you ever record yourself having sex?

26:58Speaker 1:I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes when I get to hitting it, I'm like tweaking out. You should not do that.

27:06Speaker 2:I don't.

27:06Speaker 1:I have a feeling I.

27:08Speaker 2:I don't have sex unless I feel hot. That's for sure. Except this weekend. I was like, I'm so tired. I need to get in the bath. He's like, you don't want to take a shower with me? I was like, no, I need to be in the bath.

27:17Speaker 1:I must be in the bath. With Epsom salt.

27:19Speaker 2:Yeah.

27:19Speaker 1:And an ice pack on my vagina. Thank you very much. I'm going to be hunched over like Gollum, but it's fine. I can't. I can't.

27:34Speaker 2:See, when they can watch you do that and still be like, you want to fuck? Let me put it in.

27:38Speaker 1:It's like, yes, I dig you.

27:41Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah.

27:43Speaker 1:I don't want to look sexy. I just want to feel comfortable. No, but you are going to look sexy if you feel comfortable. The right man. That's true. Anyway, back to the VMAs. Back to football. What is wrong with us?

27:55Speaker 2:So much.

27:56Speaker 1:It's about vibrations and choking out.

27:59Speaker 2:Ugh. Kacey Musgraves' performance that was a tribute to Dolly Parton, emotional.

28:05Speaker 3:It's amazing when you think about that song, I'll Always Love You by Dolly Parton.

28:12Speaker 1:There will always.

28:13Speaker 3:Only be one Dolly, one Whitney, one Michael, one Prince. And that is what makes it so hard when you lose. Like, I don't, you know, these are like celebrities, you know, superstars. They're so amazing in the impact and her... particularly Dolly and what she did for people and giving back.

28:32Speaker 1:It's unbelievable. It is unbelievable.

28:34Speaker 2:I'm always just, I don't really have that like star struck thing that happens with people. But when I see a celebrity like Dolly or Rod Stewart, who I've seen in person and spoken with, I'm like, you guys were pushing albums and, And making it to the top of the charts where there was no social media. There were talk shows that people had to tune into at a certain time. You couldn't release just one song. It had to be a body of work. You couldn't go in and just download it on iTunes. People had to leave their homes to buy the cassette, the CD.

29:18Speaker 1:It's crazy. Those people get me Star-struck. It's like the Beatles.

29:23Speaker 3:I'm like that with the Beatles, too, because you think about it. People are now craving— I think it was an article, probably an Instagram thing, where it said people are now— what talent is, is getting people to leave their homes to come spend money to watch you.

29:39Speaker 2:Yeah.

29:40Speaker 3:Bringing people back into the stadiums that's talent, not a click and a download. And then it goes viral because everyone's sharing it because they liked one lyric or they like, it makes them feel like the songs about a particular chapter of their life. Like real talent is getting people to go sit in seats at a venue and listen to you.

30:00Speaker 1:And that's what all of these people did that you were just talking about.

30:03Speaker 4:Yeah.

30:04Speaker 2:But that tribute, I mean, Casey Musgraves is obviously stunning, but like Just the entire aesthetic. So talented.

30:11Speaker 1:How could you not be sobbing?

30:13Speaker 3:I know.

30:13Speaker 1:I know. That song just moves you. That's such a classic. That, and I also love Hallelujah.

30:19Speaker 3:I mean, there's been so many different versions of Hallelujah, but that song, so good.

30:23Speaker 2:You know, that was one of Ocean's favorite songs when she was like two, three, four years old. We would have to listen to it on repeat.

30:30Speaker 1:Oh, I love that song. It was like, Hallelujah again.

30:32Speaker 2:Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter won best collab on stage Madonna called Sabrina out for not getting back to her about doing a song with her until five days later she DM'd her back really how funny five days it's like bitch I'm Madonna you should have responded in like literally three seconds seconds could you imagine Madonna sliding in because I have to imagine even people she's not sorry.

30:56Speaker 3:I was just saying she probably didn't know because she's not controlling her Instagram.

31:00Speaker 1:Of course It is crazy though.

31:02Speaker 2:I can't even imagine like reaching the level of success that Sabrina Carpenter has. It's still got to be like a holy shit moment when someone like Madonna wants.

31:13Speaker 1:To collaborate with you. I know. Like, I can't even imagine.

31:19Speaker 2:Yeah.

31:22Speaker 1:I couldn't even, I don't know what that would even be like.

31:25Speaker 2:No, I remember when Rihanna reached out to me about my collab with the Ninja Thirsty and I was like, what the fuck? Really? Yeah.

31:32Speaker 1:Oh my God, that's amazing.

31:34Speaker 2:I made it.

31:36Speaker 1:I made it. Rihanna reached out.

31:38Speaker 2:I'm in. Nick Cannon promises Netflix docuseries will answer any questions people may have. So he co-parents, and I think pretty productively, with six different women. Like, when I watch, and again, I'm... an obvious outsider but when I watch him he's like at the birth of every child he's at every birthday party he's like really involved and I look at these baby daddies where they just have the one and it's like.

32:16Speaker 1:You couldn't show up yeah yeah yeah you couldn't fucking.

32:19Speaker 2:Show up this guy's fucking crushing it he's like Jesus he's taking care of all his children.

32:24Speaker 1:Aww I love that for him.

32:27Speaker 3:I would watch it for sure I watched the Marty Short one I didn't finish it though Marty Short Doc I was in Martin Short Martin Short People call him Marty.

32:37Speaker 1:His close friends. You know what it is. I know what it is. Yeah, you don't know Marty?

32:44Speaker 2:Wow.

32:44Speaker 1:Can you get him on the pod? He's so funny. Oh my God. The talent. But I love those kind of documentaries. Docu-series.

32:51Speaker 2:Yes.

32:52Speaker 1:You said that the Jay-Z one was really good. I'm not even done with that one. It's so good. Oh my gosh. When you get chills just listening to... I'm sorry.

32:59Speaker 2:The most iconic time for me that's the most memorable was when Jay-Z... Kanye West and Rihanna were just freaking doing their thing as a little trio. Like, I vividly remember All Star Weekend. They performed, and I think they performed all of the lights, and I got just, like, chills. I could not imagine, like, being... That fucking famous, that talented to where just the tiniest little beat drop of.

33:35Speaker 1:And everyone like going crazy. It does something to you. I know. That's how I feel watching the... The Jay-Z one? Thank you. The Jay-Z one.

33:47Speaker 3:There's something about his music and then he's breaking down the lyrics and like it just goes... Oh my God, it's so good, you guys.

33:55Speaker 2:It's so good. Oh, like the preview of it when he's like talking to, what's the guy's name?

33:59Speaker 1:Rick Rubin. Rick Rubin. And he's like, all I heard was, my name is Ho, Ho.

34:05Speaker 2:And then the beat drops and they start playing the actual song.

34:07Speaker 1:I'm like, oh my gosh, this is what I live for.

34:10Speaker 3:Yes, but you realize through his lyrics, there's like double meanings to every line. And then it's like, it's poetry. He's such a... He's just incredible. Yeah, but that's all of the greatest if you think about it.

34:22Speaker 1:Eminem, all of them. Yes, where there's so many meanings behind every single line. It's like, you're a genius.

34:28Speaker 2:Yeah. The fact that I get to be on this earth and share it with you right now is crazy.

34:34Speaker 1:I know.

34:35Speaker 3:I was watching a video of Teddy Swims singing in New York City. I mean, that guy's voice is of an angel.

34:41Speaker 1:I know, he's legit. It's incredible. And I love the name. Teddy Swims, are you kidding me?

34:45Speaker 2:Yeah, I know.

34:46Speaker 1:That's so good. I know. That is so good. I thought Alicia Keys was good.

34:51Speaker 2:I know.

34:51Speaker 1:That's why I want to change my name. Amber Childers.

34:53Speaker 2:Like, what?

34:55Speaker 1:Same. I want to change my name, too. No, you got a sick name. Lala Kent? It's just a lot. No, it's not. No, it's not.

35:02Speaker 3:I want to be Amber West. Only because my mom's maiden name is West.

35:07Speaker 1:Change it. Change it now. That's sick. Amber West. That's a cool.

35:12Speaker 3:I mean, I love my dad and I love the Childers, but, like, Amber West.

35:15Speaker 1:It's just, like, lands. It lands. It lands. I like chillers, though.

35:20Speaker 3:Okay.

35:20Speaker 1:Do people call you childers, though? Yes, and I don't like that.

35:23Speaker 2:See, that's where it gets funky. I have the same thing with my name. Like, Lauren Birmingham, first of all, not my name, but also even Lauren Birmingham just, like, does not hittin'. Not hittin'. No.

35:34Speaker 1:It's a mouthful. Yeah.

35:36Speaker 2:Pauly D proposes to his girlfriend during his DJ set in Vegas at a pool party in front of everyone.

35:41Speaker 1:I saw that.

35:43Speaker 3:I love that that guy's still around and getting articles written about him.

35:47Speaker 1:I remember there was a time that I spoke about how I was rewatching.

35:52Speaker 2:Have you ever seen the Jersey Shore?

35:55Speaker 1:Of course.

35:55Speaker 2:Okay.

35:56Speaker 1:Iconic, right?

35:57Speaker 2:Yes.

35:57Speaker 1:No production needed. No. They were all over the place.

36:01Speaker 2:But I remember thinking like, damn, Pauly D is hot. I got dragged for like the, on behalf of the girlfriend, right? Really?

36:10Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like, I was just saying, like, he's hot in this show. But everyone calmed down. I guess you can't.

36:15Speaker 2:I have to assume she was into it. I don't know that I'd want to be proposed to like that.

36:22Speaker 1:Well, I'm sure she knew. Oh, you think she knew? Yeah.

36:27Speaker 2:Why?

36:27Speaker 1:I'm sure she had an idea. Do you think he was acting all funny? She actually probably made him. You're going to propose to me on stage. On stage. In front of everybody. Yeah, this isn't private. Like he got in trouble. He got in trouble.

36:38Speaker 3:And so she's like, now I need a ring. And now you're going to do it in front of everybody. Oh, I like where your head's at.

36:43Speaker 2:Totally.

36:44Speaker 1:How would you want to be proposed to? Oh, geez. Have you thought about it? I haven't put much thought into it.

36:53Speaker 2:No.

36:54Speaker 1:No, no, definitely. Well, I'll know where I don't want to be proposed to in a restaurant.

36:59Speaker 2:Yeah.

37:00Speaker 1:Or on a jumbotron. Please don't. Or a jumbotron.

37:05Speaker 3:Like I want to be in nature, like preferably Montana or on a hike or on the beach.

37:13Speaker 1:I'll do a beach. That's really cute.

37:16Speaker 2:Yeah.

37:17Speaker 1:Or at a basketball game. No, because in the jumbotron. The jumbotron will get you.

37:22Speaker 2:Yeah. Yep.

37:23Speaker 1:They will find you. Definitely not at a basketball game. The beach or the mountains? I think I'm going mountains.

37:31Speaker 3:Oh.

37:31Speaker 2:Yeah.

37:32Speaker 1:Okay.

37:34Speaker 2:I think I'd probably want you to take me back to my, even, even though my home state is like, like I have really good memories there.

37:42Speaker 1:I left for a reason.

37:44Speaker 2:And when I go back, it's, like a little bit wonky yeah I can't quite tell no I feel yeah I feel like that's where I would want to be proposed to because it just looking back it was like life was so simple like when I think about it it's like I could wholeheartedly be.

38:02Speaker 1:Like maybe a family barbecue that's so cute yeah where everyone's playing like horseshoes.

38:08Speaker 2:Yeah I just want something cute and intimate and small uh Even for a commitment ceremony, something just like petite with my closest little people.

38:18Speaker 1:I want that in like the woods. Yeah. Flowy dress. I don't need anything extravagant. I don't need glam. I always thought I would want a wedding. I'll just Hollywood to my photos. We're good. That's so funny. Would you put extensions in or would you have short hair at your wedding? I want long hair. Down to the ass, right? I am growing my hair out. I don't care how thin it is.

38:47Speaker 3:I'm taking my medication to help with my hair. I got to start on that Nutrafol again.

38:52Speaker 1:I love Nutrafol. I know you do. I know you do. I want to try it. Yeah, like I swear by it.

39:00Speaker 3:But why does it take three to six months to start seeing results? Like I'm an instant kind of gratification. Like I want to wake up and I want to have Rapunzel hair. But babe, three to six months is nothing.

39:11Speaker 1:It's nothing. Take it consistently.

39:13Speaker 2:And I mean, I got my hair done the other day and it's already feeling thicker, but she she blow dried it. And I looked like Rod Stewart. I had like all these like things popping up.

39:26Speaker 1:I was like, what is that? Is that broken hair? She's like, no, that's all fresh like growth. Oh, that's great. She was like, you should see the back.

39:34Speaker 2:You've got like chunks that are not broken that are just like coming in.

39:38Speaker 1:That's from the Nutrafol? Yes. See, my boob itches again. Oh, it means you're going to have good hair.

39:45Speaker 3:Oh, good.

39:45Speaker 2:So... Right now, Bravo's like crushing it, by the way. Like all of their new shows are coming out.

39:50Speaker 1:I'm so excited.

39:51Speaker 3:Really?

39:52Speaker 2:I'm so excited. We've got Salt Lake airing. We've got OC that's like... I rock with Housewives, whether the season's fantastic or just like middle of the road because it's just... I like it. They're halfway through. New York, that's fresh. Potomac's coming out soon. Salt Lake, if you're sleeping on it, I'm telling you.

40:12Speaker 1:I'm going to watch it. You have to. It is so... fucking good.

40:16Speaker 3:Well, you said episode one is unbelievable.

40:18Speaker 2:Episode one, and I'm sure people who binge watch reality TV on every single platform and network, we all have like our holy grail, right? Which for me is old school Roni. This, that first episode of Salt Lake season seven, one of the greatest episodes I've ever seen of reality TV.

40:37Speaker 1:I'm watching it tonight.

40:38Speaker 2:100%.

40:38Speaker 1:You must. I am watching it tonight. And text me and tell me what you think.

40:41Speaker 2:Yes.

40:41Speaker 3:Okay?

40:42Speaker 1:So we've got all these new shows as well, special... And I even did red leather, yellow leather today.

40:49Speaker 2:I was like, I refuse to talk like I've had a.

40:51Speaker 1:Stroke or my tongue is too big for my mouth. Well, we've done a lot of talking today. Special forces, Dancing with the Stars, hosting an award show. Wait, that's on Bravo? Dancing with the Stars?

41:00Speaker 2:No, no, I just, these are all new shows that are coming out. We have a new season of Traitors, all the Real Housewives that I just mentioned.

41:08Speaker 1:Would you want to go on any of these?

41:10Speaker 2:Special Forces looks really, really hard, but there's a part of me— I would do Traitors.

41:13Speaker 1:Traitors seems so— Yes. Fun. I've said that they asked me.

41:18Speaker 2:On season two, and I was in my custody battle and was like, I cannot be out of the country.

41:22Speaker 3:Yeah.

41:22Speaker 2:I've got, like, a little baby, and we're, like, kind of in the thick of it. Then they asked me to go on another season, and that thing on my eye popped up. Yep. And when I went into the specialist, and I was like, you know, I've got to leave out of the country in three weeks, and she— quite literally laughed at me.

41:38Speaker 1:And she was like, you're not going anywhere.

41:40Speaker 2:I need to see you every two weeks for the next three months to make sure that we're getting this. I mean, you could quite literally lose your vision. So I couldn't do it. And I'm like, I wonder if I'll have... a third opportunity to do it. Yes, 100% you will. And if I don't, all is good. It wasn't meant to be. And if I get the opportunity and I can't, then I know for sure this is not meant to be.

42:04Speaker 1:We got to just release this one. No, you will do it. I would do that one.

42:09Speaker 2:Yeah, Traders seems like so much fun. Would you want to host an award show like Red Carpet?

42:15Speaker 1:Oh, absolutely.

42:16Speaker 2:Yes.

42:16Speaker 1:I would feel so weird if it. You would feel nervous? Yeah.

42:20Speaker 3:No, I love interviewing people. It's my favorite thing. You're really good at it too.

42:25Speaker 1:Thank you. Yeah, you crush it. I really do.

42:27Speaker 3:I love getting to know, because I just like, I don't get really starstruck.

42:30Speaker 1:So it's, I don't know. I just love talking to people. I love that.

42:47Speaker 2:You know who's crushing it right now is Erin Lim. She did like the rundown on E. And now she's at every major red carpet premiere. Like you name it, she's fucking there. And she always looks fantastic. Like her style is top tier. You should follow her. I think you'd really like her content. I love her interview style. She's so fun. She's quirky, but she like gets the interviews because she makes people feel safe.

43:16Speaker 1:That's when you get the good stuff. Yes. Yeah. Like you can't just roll up on me and ask me crazy things.

43:22Speaker 2:No.

43:22Speaker 3:Well, by the way, that's what like growing up watching Oprah and watching Barbara Walters, like all these women, the reason why they were able to interview such amazing people is because of how they made And the energy in the room, they made them feel safe and they were able to like go there and ask them really, you know, they were, they could get people to talk.

43:40Speaker 2:Okay.

43:40Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like the key. No, you're right. The safety. Yes.

43:44Speaker 2:And the tone and the way you ask the question.

43:47Speaker 1:Yes.

43:48Speaker 3:It's like their motives are pure. You're not trying to get something out of them. And a lot of people could tell like, you know, very emotionally aware people could tell like, oh, there's a motive, like a bad motive behind it.

43:59Speaker 2:Right. Right. You know what I would like to host, actually? I would love to host a Real Housewives reunion.

44:08Speaker 1:Oh, you would be so good at that. Like how they brought in Nicki Minaj that one time for Potomac.

44:12Speaker 2:I was like, well, this is everything and very unexpected.

44:15Speaker 1:Oh my gosh. But I was like, just like a segment.

44:17Speaker 2:I don't know because I'm so into the psychology of these women.

44:22Speaker 1:Yeah.

44:22Speaker 2:And they're all so badass in their own way.

44:24Speaker 1:And I don't know.

44:25Speaker 2:I think I would have like the time of my life doing that. Okay. So for my segment, which you're new to Bravo, but we do a segment on this podcast called Bravo, Bravo, Fucking Bravo. And this- Segment is after Denise Richards, she was filming for Beverly Hills and something was brought up that she didn't want to talk about.

44:44Speaker 1:So she's like looking at the cameras and she goes, Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo. We're not talking about it.

44:50Speaker 2:As if she just said the network's name over and over again. They wouldn't use it.

44:54Speaker 1:They did. It's iconic. No way.

44:57Speaker 2:So the first thing that I want to talk about is, which I'm sure everyone has seen, the Melania Giudice.

45:03Speaker 1:Stuff at the airport. Yeah, I saw it.

45:06Speaker 2:Teresa is like one of my most favorite humans and she's always been very kind to me and I adore Gia. So basically the TMZ footage that came out was them in an elevator and it's body cam footage. And this is all allegedly, right? All you can hear is Melania saying she's going to post it. I'm going to post it.

45:28Speaker 1:And Teresa keeps saying like, we're trying to save your life. You have fentanyl in your system. And Melania responds, I was laced.

45:36Speaker 2:Then cut to, like, they're out of the elevator where that conversation took place.

45:41Speaker 1:They're near the exit of the airport.

45:44Speaker 2:And you can tell that Melania's, like, fixated on certain things. Like, the cops are kind of trying to guide her to just, like.

45:52Speaker 1:Chill out, stay calm. Keep her, yeah.

45:55Speaker 2:Yep. And she's like, Gia, and she's, like, biting her fist. And she keeps saying, I'm going to post it. I don't know what she posted, but... I don't know if she actually had fentanyl in her system. I know that she had just been released from the hospital. But I'm telling you, like, you just, it is so freaking scary to have children, period.

46:21Speaker 1:Period.

46:22Speaker 2:Yeah. Like you become consumed when you're pregnant because you don't know what's going on inside of you. Then they come out and you're constantly worried, like, are they going to suffocate? What if I put something in the crib that shouldn't be there?

46:32Speaker 1:Now they're toddlers. What if they put something in their mouth? What if they choke?

46:35Speaker 2:Right. It's a constant. And then you think that once your kids are older and they hit 18 and they're considered adults, that you can send them into the world.

46:47Speaker 1:And that's when the real shit begins. Yeah, I say little kids, little problems, big kids, big problems.

46:52Speaker 2:When you say that, every single time you say that, it just like hits different.

46:57Speaker 1:Yeah, because it's true. It's so sad.

46:59Speaker 3:And as a mom, because your kid, obviously she's in college, you want them to like leave the nest and have that experience. But unfortunately, their frontal lobes are not developed. So you're putting all of these really young kids in a situation where there's drugs and there's marijuana, there's mushrooms, and you just don't. You can't trust these drugs anymore because you just never know.

47:26Speaker 1:I was watching the Bobby Lee show.

47:29Speaker 2:And he was interviewing this guy who has the Jumper podcast. And his name's Adam 22. And he's very out there, right? Very out there. They call them like the cut king, which is like you watching your wife like fuck someone else. Really? And he has no shame, right? And people, he's polarizing. And people either love him or they hate him. But they were talking about drugs nowadays. Yes. And Adam 22, who's lived some life, is like, I haven't touched drugs since like, and he throws out a year. He's like, because you cannot trust what is in these things. Caden Panettiere, they just a few weeks ago said this was an accidental thing. The tiniest bit of fentanyl ended up in one of the pills that she took. Yeah.

48:17Speaker 1:It is terrifying.

48:18Speaker 3:And then there's also those two kids from, was it Mississippi, that died, two college kids, died from the gas station drug.

48:25Speaker 1:What is it called?

48:27Speaker 3:I don't know what that, it's some pill that you get at the gas station to help, like, concentration and.

48:32Speaker 1:You get it at a gas station? Yes. Yes, and by the way, I was in a room... In our program.

48:41Speaker 2:And a guy was taking a 24 hour chip, not because he had consumed alcohol, not because he had done a drug, but because he had become addicted to these energy drinks that had that in them.

48:51Speaker 3:Yes. Everything is just getting, and there's also a new drug out to the people are overdosing from, I don't know what it's called. Anyways, I can't imagine not only seeing your daughter, but as Gia seeing her sister and you just want to save their lives. And like they're, It looks like she was heading into psychosis. But the fact that they released her.

49:13Speaker 1:From the hospital... I don't know. Teresa released this on socials.

49:18Speaker 2:As a mother, there is nothing more important to me than the health, safety, and wellbeing of my children. The past few months have been incredibly difficult for our family. And I feel it is important to say something while also protecting my daughter during an extremely vulnerable time in her life.

49:32Speaker 3:As a mother, there's nothing more important to me than the health, safety, and wellbeing of my children. The past few months have been incredibly difficult for our family. And I feel It is important to say something while also protecting my daughter during an extremely vulnerable time in her life. Melania has experienced tremendous heartbreak and significant psychological trauma after losing two of her best.

49:50Speaker 1:Two of her.

49:53Speaker 2:Oh.

49:55Speaker 3:Grief affects everyone differently and watching your child try to process that kind of loss is something no parent can ever truly prepare for. Right now, my only focus is my daughter, making sure she is surrounded... by love, family support, and the care she needs. I understand that because our family has lived much of our lives in the public eye, there will naturally be questions and speculations, but Melania is my daughter before she is anything else. She is a young woman going through an incredibly difficult and deeply personal time, and she deserves the opportunity to heal without every moment of her pain being analyzed publicly. I am asking from one mother to another and from one family to all of you to please show Melania a melania compassion and kindness and allow her privacy she needs right now we are incredibly grateful to everyone who has reached out with love prayers and support it means more to our family than you know at this time we are respectfully uh we respectfully ask that the media and the public to give melania and our entire family the privacy and space we need as we navigate this together thank you for

50:57Speaker 3:your understanding your compassion and most importantly for respecting my daughter during this difficult time um.

51:06Speaker 2:I know that's what's so hard is when you have been in the public eye for so long, you know, when things like this happen, I don't think this way, but many people do that you signed up for this.

51:20Speaker 1:You're not a singer. You're not an actress.

51:22Speaker 2:You're a reality TV personality where you show your life and now you want privacy.

51:27Speaker 1:Yes.

51:28Speaker 2:Yeah.

51:28Speaker 1:It's okay to ask for that. Because not everything is meant for you.

51:33Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. And I think this was very well said. And let me tell you, Teresa Giudice is a fucking gangster. Yes, she is.

51:42Speaker 1:And above all else, she is such an incredible mom to those girls.

51:47Speaker 2:And you just think like, just from comments that you see, like I remember when Ocean did that little video of saying Riley's a.

51:58Speaker 1:Bitch or whatever. Do you remember?

51:59Speaker 2:Yeah.

52:00Speaker 1:Yeah. And like there were some comments. geared towards my parenting.

52:04Speaker 2:And it's like, okay, even at the age of five, like I'm not out here cussing in front of Ocean, right?

52:09Speaker 1:Like she's going to do her thing. She's going to hear things.

52:11Speaker 2:Yeah. Things like this, it has nothing to do with parenting. What did she experience? What could I have done differently? People grow, they change, they experience life and things just happen.

52:25Speaker 1:It normalizes life. Yes.

52:28Speaker 3:Seeing this, but my question though is how are they allowed to release the Body cam footage.

52:33Speaker 1:I don't know that.

52:34Speaker 3:Because that's so... I mean, that obviously would have never been released. The cop, the police department obviously released it in some way.

52:45Speaker 2:Well, I guess if there's like an active case that's going on, you know, things are sent into the court system. It's kind of like when people file for divorce.

52:54Speaker 1:It's like it's now made public. Yeah, yeah. You know, I think the only thing that... Is really just from the jump.

53:03Speaker 2:Private is if you are going through a custody situation and that's it. I think even custody is put out there if you're also pairing that with a divorce.

53:12Speaker 1:So maybe that's why. I don't know. I don't know. I just hope she's okay.

53:17Speaker 2:But like at what point do these... I mean, we're all consuming it. And yes, it's like, we all want to get the clicks and TMZ certainly gets the clicks. But at what point do you go, this is a young woman who is in college, who is clearly going through a lot right now. Is this going to make her life more difficult? Like, this is a human being. Like, what's more important, her life or us getting a click? And we clearly know that getting a click is more important.

53:46Speaker 2:I mean, there are people that will be walking down the street, see two people fucking beating the shit out of each other.

53:52Speaker 3:Instead of helping, they actually film it.

53:55Speaker 1:Call the police. Do something. Why are we filming this and then uploading it to social media?

54:00Speaker 2:Yeah.

54:02Speaker 1:It's crazy. Right? Yeah, it's not okay.

54:05Speaker 3:I just think of, like, even Kaia Gerber losing her brother and, like, how much press is in around that.

54:14Speaker 1:But then you think of, like.

54:15Speaker 3:How much pain that family is in.

54:18Speaker 1:Oh, my gosh. I can't even. I cannot imagine. I just cannot even imagine.

54:23Speaker 2:Anytime I see a mother going through something with her child, I don't know why I cannot keep my— mind together and.

54:31Speaker 3:I can't because you're a mother and you feel that like pain you can only imagine it's like we love our children so much that we would go to the ends of the earth to make sure that they're happy healthy and safe.

54:47Speaker 2:I've got to get control over this crying it's like become a real problem well you're also PMSing oh well what's the excuse when I'm not I feel like every podcast I had more stuff in Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo, but I kind of just want to leave it at that. And yeah, I'm sending them all the love. Yeah.

55:08Speaker 1:Thoughts and prayers. Yes, exactly.

55:10Speaker 3:Instead of people throwing shade, maybe everyone should just good energy.

55:14Speaker 1:If you have a higher power, pray.

55:16Speaker 2:Yeah.

55:16Speaker 1:Power of prayer, baby. That's it. I love it.

55:20Speaker 2:Thank you guys for listening to another episode of Untraditionally Lala.

55:23Speaker 1:I'm going to catch you next week. Love you.

55:25Speaker 2:Bye.

55:29Speaker 1:Thank you.