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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

by Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard · English · Comedy

The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 2 hr 9 min
Latest: 12 Oct 2026
Language: English

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12 Oct 2026 · 2 hr 40 min

218: CIA Warns of Israel Civil War + Devastating Cornell Texts + Bledsoe Predictions

Newly surfaced texts could be devastating for the Cornell case, Chris Bledsoe clarifies his Regulus prediction, and tensions inside Israel lead the CIA to speculate about Civil War. We break all of that down, plus much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code BROKEN and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code BROKEN for 30% off…

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5 Oct 2026 · 2 hr 9 min
217: Candace Owens Leak: Alex Jones, Owen Benjamin React + FlyDubai False Flag? + New Kurt Cobain Report
Alleged Candace Owens leaks are blowing up online and Owen Benjamin and AJ are weighing in, plus we get into the false-flag speculation surrounding the bizarre FlyDubai cockpit attack, Lindsay Clancy’s attorney now arguing she didn't do it, and a new report suggesting Kurt Cobain's case should be reopened, plus much more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third free with promo code "BROKEN" at www.bluechew.com! Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/broken. Sam's dates:…
28 Sep 2026 · 2 hr 1 min
216: CIA Hunts Alien DNA + UFOs Over Iran + Did Harvey Pay Candace?! + Clancy Jury Bombshell
The Lindsay Clancy holdout juror claims other jurors were accessing their cellphones during deliberations, the CIA reportedly used 23andMe data in a hunt for alien DNA, some incredible UFO footage emerges from Iran, plus we dig into claims connecting Candace Owens and Harvey Weinstein, and much more on a new Broken Sim. Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off your first box! Go to www.tempomeals.com/ brokensim . Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! For a limited time, our listeners get 50-percent off for…
21 Sep 2026 · 2 hr 9 min
215: Rogan/Elephant Graveyard + Macklemore/Ed Sheeran + Clancy Juror Speaks
Rogue AI bots are escaped human control, the Lindsay Clancy holdout juror finally speaks, Robert Kraft’s antisemitism monitoring center is outed as he battles Macklemore, Trump pardon brokers are allegedly cashing in, and much more. Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch and new customers can use code "BROKEN" to get 15-percent off at www.takeultra.com! Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM to get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third free with promo code "BROKEN" at…
14 Sep 2026 · 2 hr 10 min
214: Lindsay Clancy Holdout Is Black Man + Andrew Wilson Melts Down + Report: Netanyahu Knew
The Lindsay Clancy holdout juror being a black man is breaking brains across the world, Andrew Wilson is melting down, reports suggest Netanyahu was explicitly warned about attacks in his country, Word War Debate was a big success, Jay Dyer went after the moderator, don't ask Jemele Hill about her hair, Reckless Ben has a new store, Trump claims the moon, and much more. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Download the Prize Picks app today and use code…
7 Sep 2026 · 2 hr 22 min
213: Tyler Robinson Pleads NOT Guilty + Milo Deported + Tupac Conviction + Fake NFL Player
Tyler Robinson pleads not guilty and will have a capital murder trial in the death of Charlie Kirk. We get into that, plus Milo Yiannopoulos' questionable deportation, a conviction in the Tupac murder, and the ongoing hilarity of the fake 49ers player Daejon Love ... and loads more. For a limited time, our listeners get 50-percent off for life plus free shipping and three free gifts at www.mengotomars.com! Support our show and tell them about us after checkout. Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off your first box at www.tempomeals.com/brokensim! Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live…
31 Aug 2026 · 2 hr 16 min
212: Hunter Biden/Duncan Trussell Interview Reaction + Trump Reveals Ocean Aliens + Reckless Ben Cult Video
We talk Duncan Trussell's Hunter Biden interview and his own reaction to it, plus President Trump reveals aliens are in the oceans and his own equally insane rankings of the American presidents, plus Lake America! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim! For a limited time, our listeners get 50-percent off for life plus free shipping and three free gifts at www.mengotomars.com! Support our show and tell them about us after checkout. Get $15 off your first task at www.taskrabbit.com or on the…
24 Aug 2026 · 2 hr 9 min
211: Candace Owens v Andrew Wilson + Hunter Biden Asked About Tattoo + More Shape-shifters
Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson debated Tyler Robinson's innocence in the Charlie Kirk incident during Patrick Bet-David's shoe commercial, Nick Fuentes accused Candace and Tucker of destroying the movement, and there are more stories of shape-shifters on this new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Also this week, we talk about having Owen Benjamin join us on Tin Foil Hat, Bryan Callen's tough take, the latest on Tom Segura's future, and loads more. Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! Get up to $3 million in coverage in as…
10 Aug 2026 · 25 min
Broken Sim Ranks: Conspiracies Most Likely To Be True
The guys are still on break, but we recorded the first of what may be a new running segment where we follow the tier list fad and rank things. This week we talk about the conspiracies we think are most likely to be true. Welcome to Broken Sim Ranks Stuff #1! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
30 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 49 min
210: Owen Benjamin v Jay Dyer + NEW Charlie Kirk Texts + Fauci Pleads The Fifth
Owen Benjamin and Jay Dyer are at war. Candace Owens has revealed revelatory new Charlie Kirk texts, Lindsey Graham's final betrayal has been revealed, and Joe Rogan shares an insane story about a past guest. All that and more this week on Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard! Visit NOCD.com to book a free 15-minute call! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
23 Jul 2026 · 2 hr 19 min
209: 'The Odyssey' + Epstein Ranch Investigation + Hilarious Student Arrest
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey leads this week's show as Sam gives his surprising review. Plus the bizarre Chuck Schumer Senate incident, the possibility of Epstein prosecutions in New Mexico, and the Taco Bell salad diarrhea mystery. Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Visit BlueChew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for the latest in boner tech. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken…
16 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 56 min
208: Lindsey Graham DEAD (Russia?!) + Segura/Christina P Split + Hunter Biden v Nick Fuentes
Lindsey Graham is dead -- was Russia involved? Also this week: Hunter Biden's meeting with Nick Fuentes, the reported Tom Segura and Christina P split, and the Clavicular/IDF social media controversy, and way more on a new Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day…
13 Jul 2026 · 2 hr 39 min
207: New Charlie Kirk/Robinson Evidence + Alex Jones v Sneako + Anti-Gravity Research
New evidence in the Charlie Kirk/Tyler Robinson pre-trial proceedings, the latest Alex Jones vs. Sneako weirdness, renewed claims surrounding anti-gravity research, and the rapid expansion of Flock license plate cameras and what they could mean for privacy, surveillance, and the future of law enforcement. Visit BlueChew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for the latest in boner tech. Tempo is offering BS listeners 60% OFF their first box! Go to www.TempoMeals.com/brokensim! New customers get 15% Off with code "BROKEN" at takeultra.com ! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus…
2 Jul 2026 · 2 hr 25 min
206: Democrats Eating Their Own + Military Insider Trading on Polymarket
The safety of sunscreen is in question. Someone with military knowledge is winning huge bets on PolyMarket, Hillary Clinton praised Trump's Israel strategy, a liberal sweetheart is being destroyed, and Bill Maher might vote Republican. Also a cannibal. Visit BlueChew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for the latest in boner tech. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
25 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 58 min
205: White House Trolls QAnon + Oliver Tree Red Flags + Peter Thiel's DIalog Group
This episode was deleted by YouTube without much explanation. Inside we discuss Peter Thiel's secretive Dialog group, Charlie Kirk's latest controversy, James Franco's bizarre disclosure video, and the 1000th episode of Tin Foil Hat lead this week's insanity. Plus: Keir Starmer is out, Lindsey Graham's latest war push, the White House joking about Q, Oliver Tree's interests, Trader Joe's tote-bag chaos, and anti-Rogan protesters proving once again that nobody understands Joe Rogan. Sam and Johnny break down the internet's strangest stories, media narratives, political theater, and conspiracy…
16 Jun 2026 · 2 hr 5 min
204: Proof of Rigged Elections + New UFO Video + Tucker vs Bongino + TFH 1000th
More proof of election rigging, as Spencer Pratt did get the shaft in the election, new UFO video (and fake footage) has been released, Tucker Carlson and Dan Bongino are going at each other regarding the Thomas Crooks investigation, Seinfeld sucks, and so much more on a new Broken Simulation. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free…
8 Jun 2026 · 2 hr 9 min
203: Spencer Pratt Got Screwed + Lego Theft Firestorm + Trump v Netanyahu + Priest: Aliens = Demons
Is Spencer Pratt about to get screwed in a rigged L.A. mayor's race? Suspicious results suggest the fix could be in. Also this week, we discuss President Trump's aggressive language criticising Benjamin Netanyahu, an exorcist who says aliens are demons, Scott Pelley being fired from Bari Weiss' CBS News, Hasan Piker's hard times, underwater alien bases, and so much more. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited,…
1 Jun 2026 · 2 hr 55 min
202: Sam Attacked On Stage (AUDIO INSIDE) + Epstein Reporter Hit By Energy Weapon? + Cuba Invasion
Sam Tripoli has been accosted on stage again. We get into that, plus a reporter who investigated Epstein is fleeing the country after allegedly being targeted by directed-energy weapons, President Trump readies for a Cuba invasion, Tony Hinchcliffe responds to Chelsea Handler, Alex Stein helped expose the Washington Nationals, and Hasan Piker is in trouble. Get your Blue Chew Gold at www.bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get 30-percent off sitewide! Get up to $3M in coverage in as little as 10…
25 May 2026 · 2 hr 48 min
201: Thomas Massie Election Rigged? + New UFO Video + Elon's Ex + Guest: Jason Ellis
Results from the Thomas Massie election look awfully funny. We discuss that, plus Chelsea Handler being decimated by logic and Shane Gillis, Theo Von responds to Joe Rogan, nuns are under attack, and Jason Ellis joins us on the pod! For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Look out for Jason Ellis' new special and check his dates at thejasonellis.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social…
18 May 2026 · 1 hr 37 min
200: Owen Benjamin Does Tucker + New Alien Images + Pete Davidson's Charlie Kirk Joke
On a special 200th episode of BS we discuss Owen Benjamin's take on Nick Fuentes and his Tucker Carlson appearance, how the Kevin Hart roast offended everyone, whether alien disclosure is always going to be this boring, whether the government is bringing demons into our dimension, and why this Adam Sosnick guy even tries. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! Want to start your own creator journey? Click here: www.fanvue.com More stuff: Get episodes…
11 May 2026 · 2 hr 2 min
199: Pastors Prepping For Alien Disclosure + Hantavirus + Spencer Pratt Wrecks Karen Bass
Government officials are meeting with pastors to prepare them for alien disclosure, according to a dude in an Afflictionesque button-down. We discuss that, plus the Met Gala is still creepy, Karen Bass is colluding with an opponent to defeat Spencer Pratt, only rich kids are succeeding in music (but is that really new?), and RIP Ted Turner. Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!…
4 May 2026 · 2 hr 19 min
198: Another Trump Assassination Attempt + Erika Kirk Gets Weird + Alien Spheres + Russell Brand's Bad Week
There's a ton of weirdness around President Trump's would-be shooter, plus the Buga Sphere is back, King Charles visits America, Spencer Pratt has a chance, Jimmy Kimmel is in trouble (and so is Russell Brand), and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code 'BROKEN' at checkout to get 30-percent off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else! Go to Quince.com/BROKENSIM for free shipping and 365-day returns! When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code…
27 Apr 2026 · 2 hr 6 min
197: Joe Rogan Visits Trump + MORE Dead Scientists + KKK False Flags + Aliens = Future Humans?
Joe Rogan visited Donald Trump in the White House last week. We discuss that, plus more dead scientists, including one who says that what we think are aliens are actually future humans, and we watch video of Alex Jones responding to President Trump and the Onion's attempt to parody his brand. Also: Someone with nuclear secrets got O'Keefe'd, HUGE news from the SPLC indictment, including evidence of false flags and funding of the KKK, the possible return of Chappelle's Show, and so much more. “Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play your…
20 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 55 min
196: Iran Blockade 4D Chess + Sam Joins The Big Leagues + Bob Barker's Legacy Under Attack
We talk Trump's blockade switcheroo in Iran, Eric Swalwell being naughty, Bob Barker's legacy, AI improvements, and the President as Jesus (or is that a doctor?). Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli,…
13 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 49 min
195: Trump Attacks Alex Jones + Spooky Sphere Footage + Missing Rocket Scientists
President Trump ranted against Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly in a rabid statement last week. We get into that, plus spooky new Bledsoe sphere footage, the missing scientists, the Artemis II mission and its photos, Sam Altman's creepy deathwish, hilarious ChatGPT hijinks, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Our listeners can get 50-percent off for life plus free shipping AND three free gifts at mengotomars.com! Right now, Mizzen…
31 Mar 2026 · 2 hr 8 min
194: BIG Charlie Kirk Bullet News + Chris Bledsoe's Easter Prophecy + Palm Beach Pete
We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show. Visit Lucy.co and use the code "BROKEN" for 20-percent off! Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age, and every order is age-verified. WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com! More…
23 Mar 2026 · 2 hr 20 min
193: Iran Hits The Fan + Justin Timberlake DWI + Afroman + Ted Cruz Calls The Shots
Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S ALL HAPPENING! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off…
17 Mar 2026 · 2 hr 10 min
192: Netanyahu Dead?! + Trump Says The Unthinkable + Rogan Rejects Andrew Bustamante
We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard. Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit! Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquote.com/broken! For Sam's dates visit…
9 Mar 2026 · 2 hr 38 min
191: Hillary Asked About Pizzag***! + Mossad False Flag + Shia LaBeouf is Fascinating
War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat! Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! Right now, Mizzen & Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20! Go to…
27 Feb 2026 · 1 hr 33 min
190: Iran War?! + Newsom Can't Read + Shia's Big Adventure + Tucker Stomps Huckabee
War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more. Turn up the luxury at bedtime at www.quince.com/brokensim! Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount! Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim! Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply. For Sam's dates visit…

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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard is a English comedy podcast from Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 2 hr 9 min
Latest episode: 12 Oct 2026
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