16 Feb 2026 · 49 min
The Final Best Of Episode
The final Best Of episode of Here Comes the Guillotine with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd... Thank you.
Podcast · Comedy
Here Comes The Guillotine
Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use
- New episodes
- Weekly
- Typical length
- 46 min
- Latest
- 16 Feb 2026
- Language
- English
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S1 · E105 · 9 Feb 2026 · 40 min
The Final Guillotine Episode
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this, the final episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Bible John, German Identity, and Alternative Superheroes...
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S1 · E104 · 2 Feb 2026 · 31 min
Let’s Imagine The End of the World
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Sitcoms, language in comedy and Billy Connolly...
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S1 · E103 · 26 Jan 2026 · 56 min
Takes a Village to Raise a Monster
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss falling over, Mediocrity and Love Island...
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S1 · E102 · 19 Jan 2026 · 43 min
They Say Time is a Construct
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss Barbie, Greenland and travelling to Canada...
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S1 · E101 · 12 Jan 2026 · 44 min
Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 2
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...
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S1 · E100 · 5 Jan 2026 · 36 min
Santa’s (Post) Christmas Mail Sack Part 1
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your Mailbags...
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S1 · E99 · 29 Dec 2025 · 45 min
The Cult of Individualism
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...
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S1 · E98 · 22 Dec 2025 · 47 min
The Cha Cha Slide of Fascism
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd discuss doctor appointments, The plaques in the White House and Richard Osman...
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S1 · E97 · 15 Dec 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
Kindness, Sweat, Blood, Tears
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd some of the greatest footballers of all-time, Ken Loach films and the guys come up with the starting XI facing the Time Ra'...
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S1 · E96 · 8 Dec 2025 · 41 min
Dry Ice, Disco Balls & Other Best Bits
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd reality TV, softs drinks and a selection of the best bits from the past couple of years...
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S1 · E95 · 1 Dec 2025 · 46 min
The Clanging Funeral Bell
Please be aware that we are working on an issue with this episode. You can watch the full episode without issue on Global Player and YouTube. Thank you for your patience! This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Gen Z stare, siblings and pantos...
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S1 · E94 · 24 Nov 2025 · 27 min
Don’t Go Spelunking!
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...
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S1 · E93 · 17 Nov 2025 · 42 min
Get Out of This Place If You Still Can
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer some of your Mailbags...
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S1 · E92 · 10 Nov 2025 · 42 min
Being Alive Is Just a Miserable and Lonely Experience
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about interactions in the street, horror films and the guys read through some of your Mailbags...
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S1 · E91 · 3 Nov 2025 · 50 min
Love Is a Truffle
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about racist friends, Highland Cows and red flags in relationships...
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S1 · E90 · 27 Oct 2025 · 41 min
The Peruvian Death Demon
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Catholicism, Labour and The Twits...
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S1 · E89 · 20 Oct 2025 · 46 min
Sanguine is Blood, Right?
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about bigotry, children's stories and salmon...
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S1 · E88 · 13 Oct 2025 · 58 min
One-Step Away Cuckoldry
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about cartoon characters, lesbians and astrophysics...
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S1 · E87 · 6 Oct 2025 · 1 hr
The Burning Bridges Episode
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about holiday activities, WWE and Spice Bags...
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S1 · E86 · 29 Sep 2025 · 53 min
Atmosphere of Super Violence
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about accents, train conductors and the social contract...
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S1 · E85 · 22 Sep 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
The Sausage Supper
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about pirates, Still Game and the Netherlands...
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S1 · E84 · 15 Sep 2025 · 42 min
The Fruit Fly Massacre
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat flags, barber shops and blocking people on social media
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S1 · E83 · 8 Sep 2025 · 35 min
The Scold Cast
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about being internet poisoned, satire and generational wealth...
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S1 · E82 · 1 Sep 2025 · 52 min
Double Fist Pump
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Lord of the Rings, Scottish Culture and publishing books...
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S2 · E7 · 28 Aug 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Seven)
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the seventh and final episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
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S1 · E81 · 25 Aug 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
The Ruins of the Mighty Love Tree
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about working in TV, OnlyFans and Mary Poppins...
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S2 · E6 · 21 Aug 2025 · 48 min
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Six)
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the sixth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
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S1 · E80 · 18 Aug 2025 · 1 hr 3 min
The Sachet Dilemma
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Scottish music, National Service and sea shantys...
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S2 · E5 · 14 Aug 2025 · 38 min
Here Comes The Mighty Helm of Balathor (Part Five)
This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Welcome to the fifth episode of Here Comes the Guillotine, the Dungeons and Dragons special...
About Here Comes The Guillotine
Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use
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