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Jim Norton Can't Save You

by Jim Norton Can't Save You · English · Comedy

Every week comedian Jim Norton and a special guest will be taking calls LIVE. Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 17 min
Latest: 14 Oct 2026
Language: English

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14 Oct 2026 · 1 hrNew

94: Seasonal Depression with Rachel Williams | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 92

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E93 · 6 Oct 2026 · 1 hr
93: Weird Confrontations with Lev Fer | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 91
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E92 · 30 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
92: 1000 Poems with Lil Mo Mozzarella | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 90
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E91 · 23 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
91: Area Codes with Mike Vecchione | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 89
Support the Sponsors to support the program Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code NORTON . That’s promo code NORTON . You will also receive an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. We thank BlueChew for sponsoring the pod and the bedroom. https://bluechew.com/ Just head to GhostBed.com/norton and use code NORTON at checkout. That’s GhostBed.com/norton , promo code NORTON to get an extra 10% off.…
E90 · 16 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
90: Outhouse Chats with Ian Lara | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 88
Support the Sponsors to support the program As a listener of this podcast, you’ll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to and enter promo code SPACE80. That’s SPACE80 to match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80 https://www.talkspace.com/ Football season moves fast. Every weekend you wait is another full slate left behind. Sign up today using my promo code NORTON and make this weekend count https://www.mybookie.ag/ Bet on Anything. Anytime. Anywhere. Just head to GhostBed.com/norton and use code NORTON at checkout. That’s…
E89 · 8 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 38 min
89: Small Town Girl with Dan Soder | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 87
Support the Sponsors to support the program As a listener of this podcast, you’ll get $80 off of your first month with Talkspace when you go to and enter promo code SPACE80. That’s SPACE80 to match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com and enter promo code SPACE80 https://www.talkspace.com/ When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code NORTON . That’s promo code NORTON . You will also receive an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information…
E88 · 2 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
88: Second Hand Embarrassment with Kelsey Cook | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 86
Support the Sponsors to support the program That’s the first MyBookie Lock of the Season , and there’ll be more coming all season long. Get in before Kickoff. Sign up at MyBookie with my promo code NORTON and start your season off with a win. Bet on Anything. Anytime. Anywhere. https://www.mybookie.ag/ Right now, GhostBed's Labor Day Sale takes $250 off mattress bundles , and as a listener, you get an extra 10% off on top of that with code NORTON . Head to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON at checkout. That's GhostBed.com/norton promo code NORTON . Some exclusions apply; see site…
E87 · 25 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 21 min
87: Alpha Males with Dave Attell & Ian Fidance | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 85
Support the Sponsors to support the program Ro wants to help people lose weight. That’s why they have some of the lowest-cost GLP-1 options out there, whether you’re paying with insurance or cash. Go to RO.co/NORTON to see if you qualify. https://ro.co/lp/weight-loss/quiz/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=audio&utm_campaign=oxford_jimnorton&utm_content=hostread_q42025&utm_term=55 Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour September 11-12 - East Providence,RI September 13 - South Burlington,VT September 25-26 Fort Collins,CO October 2- Huntington,NY October 9-…
E86 · 19 Aug 2026 · 54 min
86: Smaller is Better with Yannis Pappas | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 84
Support the Sponsors to support the program GhostBed's Labor Day Sale takes $250 off mattress bundles , and as a listener, you get an extra 10% off on top of that with code NORTON . GhostBed mattresses are already priced up to 50% less than comparable brands , so the math here isn't complicated. Head to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON at checkout. That's GhostBed.com/norton , promo code NORTON . Some exclusions apply; see site for details. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton And we’ve got a special deal for our…
E85 · 11 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
85: Gym Fight with Peter Revello | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 83
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E84 · 5 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
84: Daddy's LinkTree with Bobby Kelly | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 82
Support the Sponsors to support the program Right now, GhostBed's Labor Day Sale takes $250 off mattress bundles , and as a listener, you get an extra 10% off on top of that with code NORTON . Head to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON at checkout. That's GhostBed.com/norton promo code NORTON . Some exclusions apply; see site for details. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code NORTON That’s promo code NORTON You will also receive an additional…
E83 · 28 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
83: The Great Depression with ElizabethEatsNYC | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 81
Support the Sponsors to support the program Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/norton Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 6/1/2025 https://www.ethos.com/?utm_source=arm&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour August 21 knoxville,tn August 22 Dayton,Ohio September 11-12 - East Providence,RI September 13 - South Burlington,VT September 25-26 Fort Collins,CO October 2nd - Huntington,NY October 23rd -…
E82 · 22 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 33 min
82: Moving to London with Ari Shaffir | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 80
Support the Sponsors to support the program Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/norton Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 6/1/2025 https://www.ethos.com/?utm_source=arm&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=norton right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code NORTON . That’s promo code NORTON . You will also receive an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and…
E81 · 14 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
81: Cool Magicians with Gianmarco Soresi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 79
Support the Sponsors to support the program Protect your home from summer bugs. Go to https://pestie.com/NORTON for 10% off your order. https://pestie.com/smart-pest-plan/buy?promo=norton&utm_medium=podcast&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton MyBookie.AG code Norton don’t just talk about your team. Put it on the board. New players can use code NORTON and get their first bet covered up to $500 with the Bet Back Bonus. https://www.mybookie.ag/ Ro wants to help people lose weight. That’s why they have the lowest cost options out there, whether you’re paying with insurance or cash. Go to…
E80 · 8 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 26 min
80: Friend Zoned with Brad Williams | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 78
Support the Sponsors to support the program right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code NORTON . That’s promo code NORTON . You will also receive an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. We thank BlueChew for sponsoring the pod and the bedroom. https://bluechew.com/ MyBookie.AG code Norton don’t just talk about your team. Put it on the board. New players can use code NORTON and get their first bet covered up to $500 with the Bet Back Bonus.…
E79 · 30 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 22 min
79: Twin Flame Crazy with Chloe La Branche | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 77
Support the Sponsors to support the program MyBookie.AG code Norton don’t just talk about your team. Put it on the board. New players can use code NORTON and get their first bet covered up to $500 with the Bet Back Bonus. https://www.mybookie.ag/ And Right now, GhostBed's 4th of July Sale gives you $200 off mattress bundles. And as a Jim Norton listener, you get an extra 10% off on top of that with code NORTON . Head to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON at checkout. That's GhostBed.com/norton , promo code NORTON . Some exclusions apply; see site for details.…
E78 · 23 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 20 min
78: First Kiss with Nate Jackson | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 76
Support the Sponsors to support the program GhostBed's 4th of July Sale takes $200 off mattress bundles — and Jim Norton listeners get an extra 10% off on top of that with code NORTON . That's GhostBed.com/norton promo code NORTON . Upgrade your sleep with GhostBed — makers of T he Coolest Beds in the World™ . Some exclusions apply; see site for details. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Ro wants to help people lose weight. That’s why they have the lowest cost options out there, whether you’re paying with insurance or cash. Go…
E77 · 17 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 22 min
77: The Wrath of Chief Tapi Tapi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 75
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E76 · 9 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
76: Self-Doubt with Chris Gethard | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 74
Support the Sponsors to support the program GhostBed's 4th of July Sale gives you $200 off mattress bundles — and as a Jim Norton listener, you get an extra 10% off on top of that with code NORTON . Head to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON at checkout. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/norton Application times may vary. Rates may vary.…
E75 · 2 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
75: Two Angles with Raanan Hershberg | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 73
Support the Sponsors to support the program Head to Factormeals.com/norton50off and use code norton50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). https://www.factor75.com/pages/meal-delivery?version=podcast&c=norton50off&mealsize=1-8&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=podcast50off&discount_comm_id=de62f522-6b3d-4120-a218-f3a5e6df2996&utm_content=act_podcast_podcastads Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code NORTON.…
E74 · 25 May 2026 · 1 hr 40 min
74: Lose My Number with Colin Quinn & Rich Vos | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 72
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E73 · 19 May 2026 · 1 hr 23 min
73: Direct Energy Weapon with Rob O'Neill | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 71
Support the Sponsors to support the program Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code NORTON. That’s promo code NORTON. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. https://bluechew.com/ Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/norton Application times may vary. Rates may vary. https://www.ethos.com/?utm_source=arm&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Give your eyes the…
E72 · 12 May 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
72: Hull Crush Depth with Dane Cook | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 70
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E71 · 6 May 2026 · 1 hr 37 min
71: Surviving a Cult with Blaire White | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 69
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E70 · 28 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 38 min
70: Around The World with Louis C.K. | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 68
Support the Sponsors to support the program Right now, my listeners can get 10% off sitewide for a limited time. Just head to GhostBed.com/norton to find the GhostBed Mattress Quiz and use code NORTON at checkout to get your discount. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/norton Application times may vary. Rates may vary. https://www.ethos.com/?utm_source=arm&utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=norton…
E69 · 22 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 22 min
69: Blinking Fruit with Modi | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 67
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E68 · 14 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 39 min
68: My Father's Girlfriend with Jim Jefferies | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 66
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E67 · 7 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 21 min
67: Wife Got Fat with Mark Normand & Shaun Murphy | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 65
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E66 · 31 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
66: Five Foot Five with Todd Barry | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 64
Support the Sponsors to support the program Go to GhostBed.com/norton and use promo code NORTON to get an extra 10% off sitewide. That’s GhostBed.com/norton , promo code NORTON. Upgrade your sleep with GhostBed—the makers of The Coolest Beds in the World™. Some exclusions apply; see site for details. https://www.ghostbed.com/pages/norton?utm_medium=influencer&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=norton Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/norton Application times may vary. Rates may vary.…
E65 · 24 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
65: You Don't Smell with Greg Fitzsimmons | Jim Norton Can't Save You EP 63
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Every week comedian Jim Norton and a special guest will be taking calls LIVE. Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337

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