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The guys kick off this episode recapping Joyce Wrice’s album release party, where Rory, Mal, and Baby D were all outside together for the first time in YEARS. Mal fights the flirting allegations, and the guys grill Baby D for her vlogging antics. Plans for a pool in the East River are in talks, which leads to a discussion about pool hygiene, and Zip calls into question hot tub cleanliness. Treasure Wilson and Gloria Velez go back and forth after Treasure raised a question about the state of video vixens, Chris Rock is under fire for not paying for his friend’s brother’s…
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Speaker 1:That was every Sunday for me.
Speaker 2:Mariachi is Mexican? Mariachi is like a Mexican band. Was it a quartet? Yeah, something like that. Something like that.
Speaker 3:Which is funny that that living so Italian shit from watching Throw and Drop. That's a Spanish sample.
Speaker 2:Who's the opera nigga named? The famous nigga that killed himself. That killed himself? Yeah, in the opera.
Speaker 4:Oh, I don't know who that was. I don't know who killed himself. That was a famous opera singer. I mean, I know Pavarotti died, but he died of natural causes.
Speaker 2:What's his name?
Speaker 5:Pavarotti.
Speaker 2:Pavarotti. He didn't kill himself. I don't think Zip was talking about him, though. Yo, killing yourself at 82 years old is hilarious. Like, nigga, you could've chilled out, right? You could've just shaken and waited for the Lord. Wait for the Lord. He getting changed.
Speaker 4:God gonna get you. You made it to 82. Yeah, like, what's up with you, man? Commit suicide at 82.
Speaker 2:It's crazy. It's nuts. Like, yo, God on his way. At the opera. Yeah, just chill out. Just chill out. You want the niggas to know? Yeah, right. He on his way. He said, fuck that group. Fuck that nursery. That's main character syndrome right there. Yeah, what's up with homies? Anyways, I'm glad they left that shit off Watch the Throne. What, that song? We're Livin' So Italian, which he was just singing the example. Why, you didn't like that?
Speaker 3:I think people are blinded by the sample. If you listen to everything else on Watch the Throne, I see why they... And Jay used that verse for Fuck Em, You Know I Got It.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Which was ten times better.
Speaker 4:I mean, you know, as long as the verse gets used, I don't really care about the music sometimes. As long as we hear the bars.
Speaker 2:The Kanye ad-libs on that shit is funny, though. He just yelling as he's, Gotti! Mafia! You're just yelling Italian shit in the background. That's not even Italian. Those are just words. Those are just words. That's all that is.
Speaker 3:You saw Kaisernat's lawyers are working overtime now. Got every single chick backtracking. They are stepping on those fires. Every time a chick pop up, talking about, yeah, I had it.
Speaker 2:Next day, yeah, that was A.I. She was on her Instagram live and said, yeah, she was A.I.
Speaker 4:But I just saw a video they put out today, though. Didn't she admit that it was her? There's like three or four of them.
Speaker 2:Now, right? Those are two different people.
Speaker 6:One said it was A.I. and another one said that she was being pressured.
Speaker 2:Wait, wasn't the... No, the one I put in the chat was the whatever doll.
Speaker 4:Gorgeous dog.
Speaker 3:So she came out and just for no reason, I don't know if she thought she was going to be a victim for having a consensual abortion, but she.
Speaker 2:Said that she was being... Yeah, double homicide. She claimed she was being stalked by somebody, so she had to come out and tell her story. No.
Speaker 3:The Reggie shit was happening and you saw an opportunity to make it about you and you did a video. Like, let's please cut the bullshit. She's like, everyone's lying on me. Bitch, we didn't know who the fuck you were.
Speaker 2:Then the brown-skinned girl came out, right? Yeah, but she claimed that... Her name is Zay, right? Zay? Zai? Zay? Something like that?
Speaker 3:She claimed that her Instagram live video was... Yeah, she's beautiful. That that was AI. And now they both come out and be like, nah, he's great.
Speaker 2:But we did speak about that.
Speaker 4:If I pay you $ 200, 000 to get an abortion, there has to be an NDA attached to that, right?
Speaker 2:Probably.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so they probably were just in violation of the NDA by posting that video. And lawyers probably reached out Yeah, it's his grass. Yeah, and let them know, like, yo, and then obviously they got to- Cease and desist.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:She even said, like, in the caption that they agreed that they would not bring it to the internet. And the moment Kai's in the headlines, you bring it to the internet.
Speaker 4:I love when people do shit like that and be like, I don't even do stuff like this. And they continue to do stuff like this. I don't even like talking about this.
Speaker 2:I don't be on the internet like that. Yeah, I don't be on the internet talking about stuff like this. Let's talk about this.
Speaker 4:And then they be like, oh, because everybody's trying to ruin my name. We didn't know anything about you until this video. Well, I didn't know anything about her until that video popped up. I mean, well, it is what it is, man.
Speaker 2:I mean, can we just call it? It's just goofy shit.
Speaker 4:I mean, it's just consenting adult stuff. Like, okay, Kai has sex with women. He was saying something about he lied about his age.
Speaker 2:And you knew he was a little. He's live streamed his birthday for the last six years. You knew he was a little nigga, man. It don't matter. He's rich, man. Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 4:I don't understand why some women do that. Like, try to make it seem like. You know, we don't know. Like, yo, okay, you know who he is.
Speaker 2:You could have Googled him and they would have told you exactly how old he was. Which they do. Yeah. She Googled him when they ran into each other at the club. She knew who.
Speaker 4:First of all, she said she messaged him saying congrats on Mafia Thon 1 or something like that.
Speaker 2:Or something like that. Whatever it was. She said she DM'd him to say congrats. Come on, man.
Speaker 4:You DM'd him to say congrats? You wanted to congrat Kai on.
Speaker 2:She's really into the arts. Yeah, come on. Just cut it out, man. Like, you know what it is, man. We know what game y'all playing, and it's fine.
Speaker 4:But just admit that you're playing the game because you can't tell us that we're not watching what we're watching and try to tell.
Speaker 2:Us, oh, no, I didn't know.
Speaker 3:I also think it backfired outside of what I'm sure was the legal shit. I think these women thought they were going to get, like, sympathy like they were victims. And everybody was like, what are we supposed to do with this information?
Speaker 2:Okay. Kai's a bad person because he had.
Speaker 4:Because you both agreed to have an abortion and he gave you $ 200, 000?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess that's what the angle was. Were you supposed to be.
Speaker 4:Mad at Kai because women that he had sex with had abortions for him? Some people may be upset. Pro-life people. Yeah, some people may be upset at Kai.
Speaker 2:Pro-life people, but you know... Well, all they upset at Kai and the woman, right? Because you did that too, homegirl.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 2:Okay. So there you go. Because you had the choice. Your body, your choice, right? That's what the flag says.
Speaker 3:Also, how many pro-life people do you think watch Kai?
Speaker 2:Let's look. It's Matt Halfaborted. Matt Halfaborted niggas is watching Kai. Halfaborted? Yeah, niggas are playing B ain't work. Niggas are playing B ain't work. Oh, man. Anyways, Maul was outside yesterday.
Speaker 3:Zip, I watched him do the industry shit that he clowns me for doing with Small Talk. I watched it in full form. He was hitting high pitch. Yeah, nah, let's build.
Speaker 2:I was like, all right, man.
Speaker 4:I had to see if I still had my sea legs. I wanted to see if I still had my sea legs.
Speaker 2:That's all. Nah, just holler at me. Yeah, a lot of that. Now we gon' leg up soon. I mean, I've never heard your voice go that high. Yeah, man. I was the first tenor. Where y'all was at? We were at Joyce Rice's album release party. Shout out to Joyce. Album available. This week. This week. On Friday. Machico? Machico, yes. Machico? Am I saying it right? Machico? Mm-hmm. Okay. Shout out to Machico. Yeah. It's good, too. Yeah. Did she play it after I left?
Speaker 6:She played some of it at the after party that me and Rory went to.
Speaker 4:What was this after party shit you? Because you was the first one I heard say after party last night.
Speaker 7:Because when I walked in, Joyce told me after party.
Speaker 2:Where was the after party at? It was at a.
Speaker 7:Bar in Williamsburg. Oh, yeah, it was very intimate. It was just the people from the listening party.
Speaker 4:Like the listening session was intimate.
Speaker 7:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It was very intimate. It was just in a different space. It was that same thing, but in a bar with louder music.
Speaker 2:OK, yeah.
Speaker 7:So she played the album. We got sent it to me. She sent it to me and Rory and we listened in the car on the way there.
Speaker 2:She sent it to me. Let me text Joyce. I'll wait. We'll wait till the commercial break, Pete, and I'll give Joyce a text. Damaris brought up the after party to me when we were at the first party. And I was like, oh, nah. she didn't mention it. And Damaris goes, Oh, I think it's for girls only.
Speaker 4:She definitely got that.
Speaker 2:Girls only. You was the only girl in there when we got there. I felt bad. I was like, Oh, I think it's just ladies. Ladies night.
Speaker 4:Yo, that's mad. She said it was such confidence to my face. When she said it, I kind of thought I was like, maybe it is. I've never heard of such a thing, but I hate cooking.
Speaker 2:I felt bad. But it was fast. She's fast. Yeah. Cook on your feet. Yeah. Good album.
Speaker 4:That shit was mad funny, though, because I'm looking like, I ain't been outside in a while, so I don't know the parties that happen anymore. So I thought maybe this is the new, have the mixer here, and then tell all the men, like, all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let the baby shower. Now these ladies is going to listen to the album alone. Like, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 5:About to eat my ice cream i.
Speaker 4:Didn't know so i'm like oh maybe that's the thing that women do now they go listen to music together alone drink wine just women yeah and they just you know.
Speaker 2:Go through dissect the bars and the lyrics.
Speaker 7:And you know what that's a good idea i'm like that's a horrible idea that's actually not a horrible idea.
Speaker 2:To do a women's only listening session?
Speaker 6:Women's only intimate listening session with like wine, just chilling.
Speaker 2:All you want to do is cry. First of all, can I just say this?
Speaker 4:Damaris crying at a Kitty Latimer song that came out 30 something years ago.
Speaker 2:It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 6:All I said was that Victoria's voice brought me to tears.
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 4:Damaris ain't never drafted Victoria Monet in none of our female vocalist debates.
Speaker 2:And now she's crying.
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Damaris is going through something. Damaris, we gonna talk off camera. I'm gonna take you to dinner.
Speaker 2:I'm fine. I'm happy. Zip, I'm not happy. Zip see you once a week, nigga. Zip see you once a week. Zip see you once a week. Fuck you mean Zip? Ain't I happy? And Zip is your cosign on that?
Speaker 4:Yo.
Speaker 2:She good, buddy. I don't know what the fuck that is.
Speaker 4:Yo, you going to Zip to see her? Yo, Damaris is mad.
Speaker 2:Zip love my energy, right? Right. Right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Zip see you one day.
Speaker 2:Out the week for two hours. Twice a week. Oh, my God. Okay. Twice a week. I was just asking Zip that. It's so crazy. Yo, Zip, ain't I happy? Yo, what the fuck? How was Amar's day at school today? I don't know, Zim. Ain't I happy, Zim?
Speaker 4:If you say so. Yeah, fuck you be.
Speaker 2:Happy. See?
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Speaker 2:And data. There you go. I saw them all getting a little flirtatious last night, too.
Speaker 4:Anytime I just have a conversation with the opposite sex, Rory thinks it's flirting.
Speaker 2:I'm just talking to women that are in the room. If I be like, hey, how you doing? How you been? It's been a while. I haven't seen you in a minute, Rory. That's flirting to Rory? Yeah, that's flirting. He's a horn dog. that's how you that's how you know he's like.
Speaker 4:Two things can be true yes things can be true yes you are also flirting who i was not demaris okay i'm gonna do what you just did is it demaris was i.
Speaker 2:Flirting ma i was thank you ma was i'm asking.
Speaker 7:You say yes you want me to like we like we potter like we be this is.
Speaker 2:His family that's my man right there.
Speaker 7:You said somebody named loud as fuck so that they could.
Speaker 2:Turn around But that was me joking. That wasn't right.
Speaker 4:I didn't say nothing to her. I wasn't speaking to her. We were talking about her.
Speaker 6:You were sending flirtatious pheromones in the air.
Speaker 2:For sure.
Speaker 4:No, that's just the cologne. I don't know what that's supposed to do. I mean, a dude that sold it to me told me it's not a cologne.
Speaker 2:It's a weapon. So he might be right. And you bought it. Yo, I almost called you out your name. Wouldn't you buy that? This is not cologne. This is a weapon. Yo, let me see that. Yeah. I need that weapon. I don't, I never knew this was a weapon. I need the notes in this. Yeah. I need that.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 4:But I wasn't, that wasn't flirting. That was just me being, I was just being funny. But being funny could be flirting.
Speaker 2:Sometimes, I guess. So that's, that's your go-to weapon for flirting. Get extra funny.
Speaker 9:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:All right, so you know what? From now on, when we go out, I'm not speaking to nobody. Let me see how y'all like that mall that's in the room. When they hit y'all later, like, yo, what's up with mall?
Speaker 2:He was all right. The young one be like, nah, he was just trying not to flirt. Yeah, exactly. You're recovering at it. Yeah, like, I'm just speaking to the women that's in the room. That's all.
Speaker 3:But let me not do that to you because when Damaris showed up, you and I were just conversing like regular people.
Speaker 2:At a party. Damaris comes up to us and goes, y'all are mad weird. And then proceeds to take her vlog camera and run around taking footage.
Speaker 5:And we're the weird ones. But that's what the world is now. Damaris, one thing about Baby D, she backing that camera out.
Speaker 2:Period. Oh, she gonna get that. It's all the off safety. With the little, yeah. Yeah, the little square shit. She backed that out. Yeah, 100%. That's a fact. I've seen that shit a couple times.
Speaker 4:But that's why me and Rory was laughing because look at what's... we're weird for just standing in the room talking but damaris then pulls out something that starts like she a full-time content creator she gotta get her.
Speaker 7:Money you know what i think is weird is because it's like y'all are like rory and maul so like if you see rory and maul like standing next to each other talking it's like y'all should like talk to other like other people y'all talk to each other every day but we was.
Speaker 4:Talking to other people yeah just happens when you walked in we were done talking to other people yeah we had been there for like 15 minutes already so yeah we drop weird bomb off the rip oh y'all niggas just weird she came in y'all niggas just weird I like that energy I'm out of here she came in y'all niggas just weird I was like oh that's the new norm now I guess I am weird.
Speaker 2:I didn't back.
Speaker 4:Out the b-roll camera I'm like alright maybe I am the weirdo in the room now this is why I don't go out because I don't want to be weird but it.
Speaker 2:Was fun it was a nice party though for sure joy something Yeah. Shout out to Joyce Rice. We haven't been out.
Speaker 6:I realized we haven't been out together in four years.
Speaker 7:Outside of anything that was like work, like shit that we were doing for work, like a live show.
Speaker 6:We haven't been out together since my birthday.
Speaker 2:The three of us. Four years? Since my birthday four years ago. Yes. It's like the pandemic. When we were in L.A. Is that true? I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 7:The three of us, if it hasn't been like our live shows, the three of us have not been out together.
Speaker 2:If it has not been work related. I don't know.
Speaker 4:I got to really think about that. The fact that I got to think about it is crazy.
Speaker 2:That's my point. I feel like we've done something all together.
Speaker 4:No?
Speaker 5:That.
Speaker 2:Nah it's something we've done something together no it's bad cause.
Speaker 5:I think she's wrong Ryan is over there looking like I've never been out with all of y'all before that was that's worth whatever that's worth I'm looking at him he was over there like shut the fuck up he was over there like shit ask me I'ma say that's what he was saying.
Speaker 3:Yeah and four years that may count as work too because we were in LA for work yeah.
Speaker 7:But we went out for my birthday we weren't doing anything work related so it wasn't a Rory Rory wasn't dropping our album saying a speech like there wasn't a live show crazy yeah damn I didn't even think about that yeah well we invite you out all the time you don't want.
Speaker 4:To come that's not not all the time you don't invite me out all the time Damaris You invite me out sometimes when you're here after work, when you're going to get some ramen or something. You might be like, yo, Ma, what's up? You want to go get some ramen? Just because I don't want ramen. I'm saying, no, I don't want to go get ramen. That doesn't mean that I want to hang out with you. Name something that I want to do. And I'm like, yo, come on, we out.
Speaker 7:Ma said he wanted to see Spider-Man, The Odyssey, Mad Movies. I'd be like, yo, Ma, let's go to this movie. Shit, what time? What time it's playing?
Speaker 6:They got to see.
Speaker 2:Because you want to do shit. You want to do shit like.
Speaker 4:On the whim. You like a whimsical type of girl. Like, I don't want to do the whimsy shit. Like, I want to know a day ahead.
Speaker 2:Like, all right, cool, come on. East Coast whimsy. Yeah, you East Coast. Especially East Coast whimsy. Yeah, yeah. New York, man. She Syracuse whims over here, man. Like, yeah. Like, let me know ahead of time. Like, yo, Mar, what's up? We going to the movies Friday. Ask me that today on a Wednesday. I'm going to be like, yo, bet.
Speaker 3:But she has done that. Didn't you get like a canopy and some shit like a week prior?
Speaker 2:I was going to bring bitches and everything.
Speaker 7:When you were supposed to take me to the rooftop pool, we picked out a rooftop pool. I had bitches coming and everything.
Speaker 2:And you canceled. What pool were you supposed to go to?
Speaker 6:We were supposed to go to Dumbo Pool. Dumbo House Pool.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay. I do remember that. It's some shit in Long Island City, a rooftop pool. That shit is fire. I forgot the name of that club.
Speaker 6:Summer Club. I forgot what it's called, but I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah. That shit like Vegas up there. That shit. They had you in that shit, Zip? That shit was like Vegas. And Zip was probably dressed like this too at the pool.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Because you don't wear shorts. You don't even wear shorts. Beef and Brocks had the pool.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Shorts and Beef and Brocks. Beef and Brocks in the water.
Speaker 7:It was a bunch of white women fist pumping up there.
Speaker 2:White girls, Spanish girls, Asian. It was everything. That shit was like Vegas. They definitely revamped.
Speaker 4:Long Island City is something totally different.
Speaker 2:Oh, no. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4:They revamped it. That shit got a skyline. They revamped the shit out of Long Island.
Speaker 2:When I was a kid, it was Queensbridge and factories. Yeah. Steinway's had a movie theater. That's a story. That shit had a movie theater. Yeah, but LIC, yeah. That's the new space. That's the new spot. Weren't they trying to put a beach there, too? Google that. I'm telling you, they were trying to put a beach in the East River.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and the East River is like a beach or a big-ass pool in the middle of the river. Which is nasty as fuck. They imported some sand and stuff over there, I think.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh, wow.
Speaker 2:I would never get in that water, but I mean, I don't know. I mean, the pool, though? It's pool water. Where'd they get that water from? Pool? Yeah, in the middle of the East River. You think they're going to be using the East River water? Yeah. I think any businessman would be like... It says water right here. I mean, we could filter it, you know what I'm saying? But we're going to use this water.
Speaker 5:It would be more of a process to filter it. Why not make them drink that water in New York City then?
Speaker 2:New York tap water? New York tap water is good. You think it's coming from the East River? Nah. I don't know if it's coming from... Why not? With your theory, why not? Is all of this water? Whatever it is, they filtering it for sure.
Speaker 5:The reservoir is like... I forget the name of that shit. That But why would they be taking out the East River with your theory? I'm talking about for that pool that's in the East River. They can't do that, bro.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? Because there's people and all kinds of shit in that water, man. There's people? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:But they filter in the water. If it goes to a filtration system, why not? Just to get in the pool? They're not saying, yo, this is the drink.
Speaker 2:This is just to get in the pool. It's clear. You know what I'm saying? The pH balance is correct. Nah, that shit is illegal. So, what are they supposed to do? Import water to put in a pool in the middle of the East River? Yeah. Well, they import water to put in a pool most places.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but if I'm putting a pool in the middle of a river, like, I don't think you understand. It's supposed to sit in the middle of the river. Like, it's like a long bridge. you got to walk out to in the middle in the middle of the water and that's the pool fire if that pool is already there in the middle of the water why wouldn't i just have this same water filtered through like some filtration system in.
Speaker 2:That can't be the East River water, bro. That's right on the FDR. What are you talking about? It can't be the East River water, though, in the pool, bro. Look at that.
Speaker 4:Why would you import water to put right there? That's in the middle of the river. You wouldn't just have a filtration system underneath the pool right there?
Speaker 2:Why don't.
Speaker 4:Just railing around the whole thing nigga not that you talking about a bar a bar nigga it's a liquor everybody ain't trying to get drunk in the pool that's a big ass pool I'm going to that yeah that's what I'm saying like look at that why would you import water to put right there because you got to man and that shit going right through the bottom of that shit through a filtration thing and that shit filling right up y'all crazy.
Speaker 7:My problem is being in there you gonna smell the east river like you gonna smell the river smell everything it's alright I'm okay.
Speaker 2:The way you just made that sound, I don't want to go.
Speaker 4:Oh, it's going to take us for one of these new party series people to throw a party there and that shit going to.
Speaker 2:Be packed every weekend. Yeah. Or someone's going to die. I mean, it'll be grand opening grand closings. I mean, the idea is it's a great idea.
Speaker 5:That's why there's no bar there because I can just picture niggas jumping over there.
Speaker 2:East River. Fuck this pool. I can really swim. Yeah. Yeah, if they shut it down with a line, people are going to start swimming to the pool. It's a great idea, but I would never get in that water, though.
Speaker 4:But I get it, though. For New Yorkers, I get it. But look at what we got to do to get a pool in New York. Look at where we got to put a pool at. It's not crazy to y'all?
Speaker 2:Look at this shit. Astoria has a great pool. Astoria pool used to be cool. I used to go to 99th Street pool, homie. Astoria pool was huge. In 32nd Avenue. On Queen. 99th Street, 32nd Avenue. so I learned how to swim actually that story of pool was nasty but.
Speaker 4:I was never big on pools though like public pools I was never big on public pools never I know just the idea of it I was just like in the summer my hair gonna be nappy I'd rather do the Johnny Punk my shit about to be mad nappy this summer nigga I'd rather do the Johnny Punk every summer.
Speaker 2:Nigga had mad nappy going back to school.
Speaker 7:Oh you was talking in the past I thought you said like about to be nappy and I was about to say now's it but you meant in the past.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah I wouldn't get no I don't fuck with them pools like that no more Why?
Speaker 2:We about to do the East River pool. Like, if I'm in a hotel, I'll go to the pool, but I ain't getting no public pool no more. Why? I just don't do that. Why? I don't know. I ain't into that. But why? It's just something I ain't into. Because you might be making my point, is what I'm saying. But I don't get in the public pool?
Speaker 5:Yeah. Like, I just, I ain't comfortable around people like that no more. Like, people slithering around.
Speaker 2:Fuck out of here. Half day you slithering around. Get out of here.
Speaker 5:It's people in the hotel pool, though. Yeah, and I don't fuck with those like that either. I just told you that, right? I don't fuck with those. I might do it. You know, you go down there late and be out of here.
Speaker 3:Going to the public pool as an adult without kids is a little suspect.
Speaker 2:It's a little suspect. The way they got the fence in my hood now, niggas can't hop the fence. If that shit wasn't like that, I would be hopping that gate in the nighttime getting in that water. I think I told Baby D I did the Swimply. What's that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Swimply, where you can rent a pool for the day.
Speaker 2:You can rent somebody's pool at their house. My man got some shit like that right now. Yeah. To me, that's cool.
Speaker 4:Like, if you want to just have a pool day, you don't want to go to a public pool or to a pool at a hotel.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about. Go on Swimply. A bunch of houses. That's a funny one. Out Long Island somewhere.
Speaker 4:You can put any zip code, wherever you at, wherever you want to go. And all the houses that's available will pop up. And you could have the whole backyard to yourself for how many hours you're in it. See, I could do something like that. To me, that makes more sense. I'm not doing no- I feel.
Speaker 2:Like the hotel pool might be cleaner than that. No. Than a personal pool at somebody's house? Yeah.
Speaker 7:Hotels have this like Reputation for being clean When they're actually Hotels are actually dirty Hotels are filthy They are Even the high end ones They're filthy.
Speaker 2:Cause you gotta just think about it You know how many people I feel like that chlorine Is knocking down all of that shit Y'all talking about like the dirt.
Speaker 7:I feel like It's knocking down the bacteria It ain't knocking down the dirt The chlorine?
Speaker 4:Yeah Yeah cause if you get in the hot tub You ever get in the hot tub And you see like the Pepsi foam On the side of the water Like when people get in With oils and stuff on them Like you know deodorant And all that And they Yeah, then you sitting in the bath water.
Speaker 2:I don't fuck with no hot tubs. I just never get in them shits. I don't like that. I ain't in that. I want to swim. So if a chick tell you, yo, so let's get in the hot tub, you're not getting in the hot tub. Maybe I'll do it, but I ain't that bitch.
Speaker 7:It's so easy.
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Speaker 5:Yo, speaking of dead presidents, that's the only role my son played when he wasn't a bitch-ass nigga.
Speaker 2:Who? Cudi. Oh, Clifford Powell? Clifford Powell.
Speaker 5:He's a bitch-ass nigga in every movie except for that one, bro. He was official with that. Man, Cudi was a gangster in that. He was tough in that. Everything else, he's a bitch-ass nigga.
Speaker 2:What he said? He said, he said, he said, you like the way she suck you?
Speaker 5:She suck it like that before you go over there to that wall?
Speaker 2:She wasn't doing it like that before you went to that wall, was she? Suck it, nigga!
Speaker 5:Suck it, nigga!
Speaker 2:He put the gun in his mouth. Damn, over your mouth. Suck it, nigga! Bring it home to grocery. Yeah. He said, he said, war hero. War hero. Yeah, nigga, I didn't cut he was official with that. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Clifton Power got some crazy movies, though. And all his roles tend to be the same.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't have much range. He'll play the same thing. The same nigga. Chauncey. He's Chauncey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Chauncey. That was his name, right? In the movie. Who did that? Chauncey? But in Ray, he was cool.
Speaker 4:He was Ray Charles' like his road manager, something like that.
Speaker 2:Didn't he do some foul shit to Ray nah.
Speaker 4:He did something with Ray's bandmate store was foul but he was really just getting Ray Charles business in order but they ain't like the fact that he came in and started like organizing shit like yeah okay so he ain't do no to them he was like really Ray you gonna do that shit to me yo that nigga is great that nigga did some shit with Snoop Dogg he was a bitch ass nigga Where?
Speaker 2:What movie was Snoop? Some shit was Snoop. Bones?
Speaker 5:Bones.
Speaker 2:I think he was in that. He was a bitch ass nigga. Bones? Being a bitch ass nigga in Bones. Bones? I don't even remember that movie. Never Die Alone? Same. Underrated DMX movie. Yeah, I don't remember him. I've been in mad shit. He sent... Who's the guy that... The light skin guy that all the girls like? He was in Barbershop. He dated Halle Berry.
Speaker 6:Michael Ealy?
Speaker 2:Yeah. Sent him to like... He dated Halle Berry? In a movie, I think. I don't think in real life. I thought they did it in real life. I don't know. Maybe.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he sent him to go try to link up with a guy that killed his mom. He does some bitch shit in every movie.
Speaker 2:Michael Ealy? No. Oh, Clifton Powell. Chauncey. Chauncey. And Brothers wasn't even part of it. That's the shit you talking about? No, that's all I never read alone.
Speaker 5:Oh.
Speaker 2:With DMX. I didn't realize he was in this many movies. That nigga make mad shit, bro. And the brothers, he was. He was... Whatchamacallit? Dad. He was fucking with Gabrielle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That wasn't no bitch ass.
Speaker 7:And then he brought the French girl to his daughter's birthday party and his ex-wife was like, how do you say French hoe?
Speaker 2:She was like, French huh? No, French hoe. French hoe. The brother's like, that's stank hoe. Damn, how many movies, how many you say he been in? He been in a lot. He was at house party? That's a long career. What role did he play at house party? No idea. That's crazy. I didn't... Oh, he was.
Speaker 4:What's the name's brother at the house? He was Shireen's brother at the house on the phone. Yeah, he was young in that shit.
Speaker 2:He was making the Kool-Aid and all that?
Speaker 4:Yeah, he was the older brother in the house. Damn, I forgot about it. Yo, Clifton Powell, he been in... Yeah, Shireen's brother.
Speaker 2:That's his name.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Have they tried to reboot this or remake it in a terrible way? House Party, I hope not. I just assumed that would be something. I hope not. Leave House Party alone. Running around town like a... Yeah. Me and my dog. He can't be beat. Yeah. Wherever you go. Oh, never mind. You're like, guys, and now we're going to kick your foot. ass. Never mind. LeBron James remade it. Oh, yeah. In 23. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fire. No, it wasn't. It was good. Cut it out, man.
Speaker 2:You ain't like it? Hell no. I didn't see it. I didn't even see it.
Speaker 5:I said it was fire. Like, I saw that shit. The previews was flying. Nobody saw that, man.
Speaker 3:I made it about five minutes into the new Space Jam. When he was playing ball with his son in the opening scene, I cut it off.
Speaker 2:Who, LeBron? Yeah. I couldn't get through that part. He's not a good actor? LeBron is a terrible actor. You are? And listen, I love LeBron, but you know why he's a terrible actor? You think you got? Yeah. I've been acting my whole life. What about you, Rory? Yeah. I think I could act. The reason why.
Speaker 4:LeBron is a terrible actor is because in Space Jam, all he had to do was be LeBron. He was trying too hard to be LeBron? You could tell that's LeBron. And my thing is, I know LeBron saw that script and there were certain things that was in there where he was just trying to read the script. But he should have been like, I would never say that. I would say that like this. He was funny in Trainwreck.
Speaker 2:I don't remember Trainwreck.
Speaker 3:He played himself, but he was super cheap. He was in a bunch of different scenes.
Speaker 4:I feel like he was in another movie where it was like some random scene, like somebody was.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, what was that? Trainwreck. Was it the therapist?
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think. Well, yeah, he was with the doctor. Yeah, okay. He was funny. Yeah, he wasn't bad in that. Yeah, I liked Trainwreck. He was funny, but Space Jam, I couldn't get that. Space Jam, it was just like, it was just awkward. So he's a bad actor, you think? Yeah, I don't know. You didn't like House Party?
Speaker 4:I didn't even see it. I didn't even attempt to watch that movie.
Speaker 2:I gotta watch that. I think I'll watch it just to know how bad it was now. Like, now I'm going to watch. What is it? It's called House Party what? What number? It's just House Party. It's just House Party? Okay. That's sick. Yeah, so we got to just leave that shit alone. House Party?
Speaker 9:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't need the LeBron James version of House Party. Yeah, that's... I remember this shit, man. He went away, came back to me, he's had his crib. I remember the, um, like... Yeah, but.
Speaker 4:House Party is so much of a classic. You can't... You shouldn't touch certain movies. Certain movies you need to just leave alone. Like, they can't do Dead Presidents 2.
Speaker 2:Leave it alone. I don't know. Game did well with Belly, too. No, he did not. Oh, my gosh. Game violated that movie. Certain classics, just leave it alone, man. Give us something different. Well, a different world reboot is good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I've seen people liking that, though.
Speaker 2:It's really good. What about the Fresh Prince reboot?
Speaker 4:That was alright. It wasn't really a reboot. It was a whole different version. I've seen a few episodes of that.
Speaker 6:Well, that's what a reboot means. A reboot is a whole different version.
Speaker 3:Oh, I thought it was just like, let's take the title of something popular and remake it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Bel-Air wasn't bad. Yeah, Bel-Air was good. I liked that. Did you guys see White Man Can't Jump 2 with Jack Harlow? Yes, terrible. I was okay. Terrible. Is that a reboot? I guess. Sick. That was bad, though. I can't fuck with movies, bro. What you mean? It's a wild statement.
Speaker 5:I like robbery movies and shit like that, but I don't really like movies, man.
Speaker 6:You like shows?
Speaker 2:I do, too. I prefer series. I prefer series over movies, too. You know what I'm saying? Movies should be like. They just added Pearl Harbor back to Netflix. I didn't want to see Ryan. I'd be like in a comic book movie. Avengers. Shit like that. Pissed. Marvel shit. Avengers. What racist joke did you just talk about? I worked up, man.
Speaker 3:I watched Pearl Harbor for the first time in a long time. He said, I didn't want to see Ryan when I walked in here.
Speaker 2:I was worked up the other day. Pearl Harbor?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Don't watch that as a Patreon, man. Don't watch that as a Patreon. That shit official.
Speaker 7:They didn't even warn us. Not him falling for the propaganda.
Speaker 2:Oh, I fell for it. Oh, man. I fell for the Top Gun 2 propaganda. Great movie. They got that one right.
Speaker 4:I'm very anti-government, but that might be better than the first one. Give me a war movie, I'm behind. What's the best war movie? The best war movie of all time?
Speaker 2:Save Your Private Ryan. Nah, hell nah. You can't go wrong with Saving Private Ryan. Saving Private Ryan. They told him, put your helmet on. For what? I said, oh, I'm locked in. Immediately, as soon as that shit come on, they said, put your helmet on.
Speaker 5:Bink.
Speaker 2:Down. I said, I'm locked in. The fuck? My brother told me to watch that. He said, yo, you never seen that? I said, nah. He said, yo, you playing games, nigga.
Speaker 3:That might have the best opening scene in movie history. That shit is crazy. That shit started off ill, son.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Braveheart is up there. Is 300 a war movie? Yes, 300 is up there. That was a war in that time, yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh, do y'all mean like just pure American war movies?
Speaker 2:Braveheart. Braveheart. Braveheart. Black Hawk Down is crazy. Troy. Troy's a war movie.
Speaker 6:What was the one that was like.
Speaker 2:Is there anyone else?
Speaker 7:Based off a true story about that one American sniper. Oh, American sniper.
Speaker 2:Raising in the sun. Raising in the sun. That was pure propaganda, but it was a great movie. What? American sniper? Yeah. Yeah, half of that was bullshit. Jarhead is fire. Jarhead might be the most underrated war movie. Inglourious Bastards was fire. Can't go wrong with that. That was fire. They got Schindler's List. Glory was L. Yeah, Glory got to be higher. It's L got a Grammy. I mean, Oscar for that. Yeah, Glory.
Speaker 5:Glory might be, to me, that's a top. Morgan Freeman was all in Glory, nigga. I was in elementary school, nigga. They used to make us watch that shit for the assembly every week almost. That and a bear movie. It was a movie about a bear.
Speaker 2:You remember that? I think I remember what he talking about.
Speaker 5:A movie about a bear. The shit was with the mother. I'm telling you, I know the whole movie. The bear, she had a baby. The little baby is with the mother. A rock fell and killed the mother. And then the father raised the nigga or some shit like that.
Speaker 2:The movie is called Bear. Simple. Yeah. That's how it used to be back in the day. See, Glory was the name of that movie. And then Bear. See, look, I'm telling you. What year is that? The one below it. Yeah, it's the first one. 88. I'm six. Six and seven type shit.
Speaker 6:Did y'all used to have to watch Our Friend Martin? The little cartoon?
Speaker 2:No, we had to watch that shit every assembly. The cartoon about Martin Luther King? I don't remember that. Y'all never had to see Our Friend Martin? I know you had to watch Our Friend Martin. When your glory came out. That was like 89, 88, 89.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you, elementary school, that's the shit we used to watch every week.
Speaker 2:Bear and Glory.
Speaker 6:Oh, but 99, y'all were out of school, right?
Speaker 2:That's the year I graduated in 99. Yeah, no.
Speaker 6:This was for school, so yeah, y'all probably didn't watch it.
Speaker 4:Yo, what was the one that won... I don't know if y'all watched it when y'all was in school. The one movie about the dude from... I think he was from the Bronx, a Spanish kid that was selling drugs and he got shot in a paralyzed. They used to show us that to try to like steer us away from the streets. What was the name of that shit?
Speaker 2:Did it work? You sure? No.
Speaker 4:The kid scared the fuck out of me. He was a Spanish kid from the Bronx. And he was selling drugs.
Speaker 2:He got shot. He ended up paralyzed. Carlitos way?
Speaker 4:Nah.
Speaker 2:Damn what was the name of.
Speaker 7:Ryan just typed in your entire session so i forgot.
Speaker 4:Yeah i forgot the name it was i think it was his name it was the something something story movie.
Speaker 2:You're thinking of is likely carlito's way it's funny that's hilarious no it's not carlito's way man i forgot the name of it.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna figure out the name the nigga in the wheelchair was a rat and carlito's way right yeah yeah he said i beat it he said you beat it.
Speaker 2:La Liga. La Liga. La Liga said, yo, how you getting? He said, yo, I beat it. You beat it? That scene was fire. I had that. I put that on when 50 was beefing with the nigga Meech. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had the Meech face in the wheelchair. And 50 and I. Nigga La Liga was like, I beat it. Nigga, Carlito said, you beat it. Like, what you talking about? Ain't no way you beat that. I beat it. Yeah, I beat it. He said, I beat it. You beat it. I like that actor, too. He's been in a lot of movies, too. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. He said, I came home. He said, I went diapers. Sue me, Khalido. Hey, what's his name? I don't know his real name. Nobody knows his name. Yeah. He's been in mad movies. La Ling.
Speaker 2:La Ling was a fucking, you a fucking chiba, man? Oh, Viggo. Yeah, Viggo Mortensen. He's a big actor, too. Yeah, yeah. He's been in mad, mad movies. Oh, well, PJ already got the artwork. My Lido's way is definitely, definitely the artwork. I can't hump. Look at me. I wear diapers. He was in Crimson Tide. Yeah, he ain't no bullshit actor. Jesus Christ. Nigga been around, bro.
Speaker 4:Yo, what's up with this Mason with no Cam and Gloria Velazquez shit?
Speaker 2:Everyone overreacting per usual?
Speaker 4:Because y'all was talking about this when I walked in. I didn't really know about it, but I know.
Speaker 2:Treasure Wilson. Shout out to Treasure.
Speaker 5:Yo, what happened to all of the video vixen bros from back in the days? Are they in Gen Pop or did they do What happened to them? I think she was asking a fair question.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Cause she wasn't, she was young. She's like 30, right? Okay. Is that exactly what she said? Okay. So then that's a shot. No, it's not.
Speaker 7:She was like, what, she was like, what happens after video vixens go?
Speaker 6:Like after like the video vixen era was over, like, what do they do?
Speaker 2:Like, do you know, they was exclusive at one time. You're not really exclusive.
Speaker 7:Do you just go back into like the general population or like what happens like to them?
Speaker 2:That's what she said. And then Gloria Zalaz called her a bitch.
Speaker 3:Gave us a fucking video op-ed about the entire thing. Listen, if she feels a way about it, cool, whatever, I don't think it was really worth any of this. But to then sit and do a 30-minute video, and she's still going. You can refresh Gloria's Twitter right now, and she's still going on this topic. Like, it ain't that big of a fucking deal. Treasure Wilson is 25, if I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she don't remember Gloria. She don't remember when Glo was Glo. Yeah, I mean, it's a fair question. You don't remember when you was vying for the cover of the King magazine and all that?
Speaker 7:But she even came out, Treasure even came out and said, there were no video vixens in my time. Like, I don't know what the fuck that's like.
Speaker 2:And it's just true. That's not true. If she's 25 right now.
Speaker 6:In her adulthood, she's 25, there's no video vixens.
Speaker 2:She's 25. She was born in 2001. Yeah, so in 20... In 2010, there's no more video vixen.
Speaker 7:By the time she was old enough to pay enough attention to a video vixen, there.
Speaker 2:Was no video vixen. 2010, they old. They gone. They gone. Bernice was in the J.
Speaker 3:Cole workout video, and that was the last video vixen.
Speaker 2:There's no video vixen. That was 2009.
Speaker 5:I feel like there was video vixens. That's the bad thing. All of them is out of there by then, like 2010, 20. But still, in 2010, she's nine years old, bro.
Speaker 2:You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. She's still young. You understand what I'm saying?
Speaker 5:Her era, when she come outside, and she start going to little parties when she 14, 15, said there's no video vixens. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, well, videos changed. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Number one, videos changed. People don't really pay attention to videos as much as they used to. We don't have video countdowns, things like that, all of the type of platforms that we had before. And I feel like we spoke about this, about the whole video vixen phase, because now you can just go on IG and find a random girl that's gorgeous and just message her.
Speaker 2:And say, hey, we're shooting a video. Yeah. Pull up. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Whereas before, it was a certain number of women that were in the same videos, the same top- Same casting call.
Speaker 2:The same top artists.
Speaker 4:The hottest artists would use the same girls in multiple videos, so- That's what the video vixen was.
Speaker 2:But video, I mean, it was an important thing. A 25 year old would ask that. I'm 36 and I would ask that question.
Speaker 3:And I'm not saying that I'm supposed to know or like they should still be in the limelight.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, I don't know either. I would like to know. What do you do?
Speaker 4:But I think Gloria Velez might've taken the, do they go to gen pop? That might've, she might've took that as a shot.
Speaker 7:But she didn't say gen pop. She said, she said, do they go back into the general population?
Speaker 2:Nah, she said gen pop. She said gen pop. She said gen pop. She said gen pop. But I mean, either way, who cares though? Gen pop, general population.
Speaker 4:I could see a former video vixen like Gloria Velez hearing that, Maybe she went a little too far with her response. I think she called Treasure a bitch or something like that. That's a little too far. You don't have to call Treasure that.
Speaker 5:She could have just been like, nah, we get a little older, have kids.
Speaker 2:So, general population. We in general population. Like, you in the general population. Yeah, but you know, general population. Thank God I'm in gen pop. This is the gen pop I want to be in. No, no, no. I feel you.
Speaker 4:But I could see how a video vixen would hear that and feel a little wayward. about that but to your point yeah that kind of is what happens like but general pop gets a negative connotation to it it's like.
Speaker 5:Has Gloria Velez been on the internet and like is there videos of Gloria Velez like doing sexual things yeah she has all right so you shouldn't nothing fucking offend you if you had the audacity to put your hiney on it and it wasn't Luke and him she used to be getting ate out on Luke Bolton all of that right yeah shut the fuck up What is you really talking about, homegirl?
Speaker 2:Like, what is you really, how you offended?
Speaker 5:This girl said we all like gin pop and you offended by that, but somebody was eating your box on the fucking internet before?
Speaker 2:Shut up. Respect. Shut the fuck up. I get what.
Speaker 4:You're saying, but that means you can't be offended by something?
Speaker 2:You can call me a bitch. But that don't mean you can't be offended by something. How do you get offended by this shit?
Speaker 4:I don't feel like she should have gotten offended by that, but I could see how somebody.
Speaker 2:Would get offended. You chasing the algorithm.
Speaker 5:You want to be in the fucking algorithm so here's the opportunity for you to get in the algorithm like when you let a nigga eat your pussy on camera and put it on the internet you was trying to be.
Speaker 7:In the algorithm I think she was probably really offended not because there was anything to be offended by but because it's.
Speaker 3:The truth truth hurt in the middle of her 30 minute response kept holding up her book she's selling a book right.
Speaker 6:Now so we doing free advertising right now nevermind.
Speaker 2:Like that's, that's really what it is. She's selling a book. I don't think she was really that offended. I think she's just using this to sell a book.
Speaker 3:Cause that's this we've even talked about like in sports, fucking running backs retire at like 26 years old. Where's Kevin Falk? Is he in general population? What happens to people when they're in a limelight for a certain amount of time? What happens to them? That's not a crazy question to ask.
Speaker 2:Yeah. But when I'm just saying, when you say Jen pop, that just could feel like a shot. That's all.
Speaker 7:That's only because people, people like her, uphold this status and think that that makes them better than everybody. So when you say go back into general population, it's looked at as a slight because of what you deem to be better. You think you're better than people and now you're back just with the regular people who ain't in videos and you think that that's somebody shooting at you when it's just a fact.
Speaker 5:No, it's not that you back with the regular people. That term gin pop is some jail shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah. You want a motherfucker to say you in gin pop in jail. You don't want to be in PC. Right, right. Or IPC or none of that. You want to be in gin pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is you talking about?
Speaker 4:But I mean, now, to the whole point of, you know, what they were talking about, if Treasure would have said, you know, what happens to the video vixens after their time of being a video vixen is done?
Speaker 2:Like, What do they do? What do they go? I could see... Now, Gloria, it could have been a better... Blending back into society? And I could have said... That's better than saying... If she would have.
Speaker 4:Said that, just asked that, posed that question... Maybe Gloria Vlade still responds, but it's not as aggressive. Maybe it's, you know, when we stop doing videos, we get into this.
Speaker 2:We do these things. I have a book. I'm doing that. I'm telling my story. Helping girls.
Speaker 4:I created a modeling agency. Whatever it is that these women do after they're done being in front of the camera. I just think that it was met with aggression because Gloria felt some type of slight in what Treasure did.
Speaker 2:Or the way Treasure asked the question. That's all.
Speaker 4:Not saying Treasure didn't have a right to pose the question because she's young. She probably was really asking the real question that she wanted to answer to. But it's just the way you phrase things sometimes.
Speaker 2:As a video vixen, they were celebrities.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah. A lot of them was big. Now... You in general popular. You're not a celebrity no more. You don't go nowhere.
Speaker 5:Nobody's really want them pictures no more like that. Unless you like getting booked somewhere.
Speaker 2:But like.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but the video Vixens change now. Now it's Instagram models. There's no video Vixens no more. Because now the IG model, but some IG models are more popular than some real artists.
Speaker 3:But they're no more for their Instagram than they would be in a video. There's IG chicks that are in music videos, but they're known more for their Instagram account than being in so-and-so's videos.
Speaker 5:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:For sure.
Speaker 2:Because the Instagram account is something that's every day.
Speaker 4:It's like your own personal King magazine every day.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean? You post a new picture. You're on vacation. You do this, that. It's like a new photo shoot.
Speaker 3:I'm not here to downplay what Gloria Velez, Superhead, Melissa Ford. That was an era. That was an important part of hip-hop. No one's downplaying that, but I just don't think it's really that big of a slight to be like, all right, what do they do now?
Speaker 5:Especially after some of the things that you have came out and said and we have saw you do on the internet.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I get it. Ain't no way your skin that fragile. Your skin should be very tough.
Speaker 2:Especially after you was with Aaron Hall. You should be kind of sturdy. Sturdy. Respectfully. Yeah, I get it, man. But listen, either way, she does have like a crazy story, though. Like, I've seen her too long. That shit is official. That story is official. But for you to get mad at a young girl asking, what happened? Do they go back to... If she would have said, what happened? Do they fade back into society? Would you have felt differently if she said it like that? I think she would have. Did gin pop set you off that much? I think so.
Speaker 2:Nigga saw somebody eating your butt on camera. Yeah.
Speaker 5:You shouldn't be offended by nothing nobody say. You ain't had no shame in that. Wasn't no shame in that. You used to be parading around half naked on camera. You had no shame.
Speaker 7:And let's just, I don't, I just, there really are levels to this shit, respect to everybody and what they do and how they get their money. But my girl Treasure on there went to school for journalism and got her a job and didn't have to do anything disparaging to get it.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 7:Let's have some respect and watch who we calling bitches. Don't call black women. Don't call black women who work their way to the top, bitches.
Speaker 2:Right. That did the right. We ain't never seen her scantily clad. Scantily clad. You feel me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8:She was scantily clad. Scantily clad and all of that. You feel me? We ain't never seen her like that. Scantily clad. She walked in the party scantily.
Speaker 2:Clad last night. I got it. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4:Yeah, shout out to Treasure, man. Shout out to Gloria, too, because I ain't going to lie, man. She was a big part of my, you know.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm sure the book is good. I've seen her in it. Her story is crazy. But you got to be able to do this. You got to be able to say, yo, that's my people, but my people need to shut their ass up. No, Gloria is wrong. That's what's wrong with the world.
Speaker 4:That really is what's wrong with the world. People be scared to tell certain people to shut up. Gloria, she was wrong for calling Treachery. She was wrong for that.
Speaker 2:She shouldn't have did that. She shouldn't have did that. That was wrong. That was out of line.
Speaker 4:But either way, I mean, you know, shout out to Gloria Velaz and go buy her book, support her, read her story. And shout out to Treachery.
Speaker 2:Keep doing your thing.
Speaker 3:Speaking of the pile on, have y'all been following this Chris Rock press release? He can't catch a fucking break. They asked him some shit about his brother, right? Like why he didn't put his brother on? Well, first it started with the, I think it was New York Times. He did like a video interview and I watched the whole thing. It was a really, really good interview, but they focused on one part of When he was talking.
Speaker 2:About not paying for the lawyer. Yeah. I respect that.
Speaker 3:One of his friends that he grew up next door to, his brother was accused of murder, got convicted, wrongfully convicted. And his brother kept asking Chris, yo, can you get him a lawyer? Can you pay for a lawyer, get an appeal, this and that? And Chris Rock was saying, I have a no lawyer rule. I'll pay your mortgage. I'll pay for school.
Speaker 2:I just don't do the lawyer. And I respect that.
Speaker 3:And he feels bad now because the guy got exonerated after like 20 years. It was found that he was innocent.
Speaker 2:So what the fuck do you feel? He's rich. He's about to be filthy fucking rich. What are you mad at?
Speaker 4:So Chris feels bad because the dude got exhausted. So is it because Chris felt like he did commit the crime? No, God don't make no mistakes. He's saying, I don't like paying lawyers. He's saying, you pay a lawyer, it's open-ended. You never know how much you got to pay him. This nigga could go to trial three, four years in New York City. He could be on trial five years. You got to get a lawyer.
Speaker 2:$ 7, 000 a month, $ 8, 000 a month. The nigga... Oh, we need money for this. We need money for this. You never know how much money. He said, but I pay mortgages. Especially, especially, especially. The mortgage $ 2, 500, here the money go. But especially, especially when the lawyer know that money is coming from Rob. Right, from somebody super rich. They'll start, they'll start looking at you. Yo, we got to go back. Yo, this is you. You know what I'm saying? The power of legal, we got to do this.
Speaker 5:Every bill coming, I respect him saying he's not paying for the lawyer. You bailing it out before you pay for the lawyer. right you know i'm saying like come on be that lawyer like if you give you could get home you not me and you really want to flat rate 50 bands and we could get them you do that but that's like he said i should i respect that and now you say he got exonerated that friend it is is rich but he was saying he felt bad because like now he knows for a fact that his friend didn't do it so.
Speaker 2:He feels like i could have the means to get him out earlier he did 20 years the floor is three million You're going to get $ 3 million or better. He might get $ 17 million, some shit like that, and get 50% of that.
Speaker 4:I understand that. I understand what Chris Rock is saying, yeah, because it is open-ended. You said, I always stay out of lawyers because it's so open-ended, and it still messes with me. I had the means to help him, and I didn't. I don't know if we could have got him out or not. So all that to say is I'm black. Black men get accused of things they didn't do all the time. So yeah, maybe he just didn't feel like it wasn't no cap on that. I don't know how much money I'm going.
Speaker 2:To have to- Call no shit like that. I respect that. Rob Markman What did he say about his brother, about Tony?
Speaker 5:Rob Markman Because Tony said some shit about he never went on tour with him.
Speaker 2:He said, yeah, I've been on certain spot dates with him. Like, oh, we in Brooklyn. Pop out. We in Houston. Pop out.
Speaker 5:He's like, yo, but 30 dates, I never been able to do no shit like that with my brother. Son said some shit. He finished that shit off. Whatever he said, he said, yo, Damon ain't never been in no scary movies.
Speaker 2:I said, yo, this nigga fat. Rob Markman That's what Chris said? Rob Markman Word of mother. Nigga said, Damon ain't never been in no scary mood. Yeah, but Damon had more money. Nigga, the fuck them little niggas was on in Living Color, though. That's what the fuck the reply was supposed to be. You know what I'm saying? My thing with this part of it is Tony Rock is extremely talented.
Speaker 3:That's where I think, it's not like you have a brother that's just asking to be in something just to be in. Tony Rock has a 30-year career.
Speaker 2:He's nice. He's super fun. Nice.
Speaker 3:So that's that's where I'm kind of like, I see what Chris is saying that nobody owes this and that. And he's not obligated to do that for everyone in his family. He's like, I got like three other brothers. I got a daughter that acts. I have a bunch of Chris Rock. I think he said his dad is one of nine. He has like one hundred and fifty first cousins. He's like, I can't just do that shit for everybody. But at the same time, all right, but Tony's talented. You put other talented comedians in your shit.
Speaker 3:Your brother's right there and he's talented as fuck.
Speaker 6:That don't matter.
Speaker 2:I agree. I'm just saying that.
Speaker 7:Yeah, that don't make it no easier to explain why you did this at Thanksgiving. Because what you going to look at your cousin that's trying his hardest to be in comedy, but he not funny.
Speaker 6:He going to look at you and say, yo, but he ain't funny.
Speaker 2:Tony is. But Tony Rock put the work in without his brother. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:And I think Tony Rock might steal a show from him. And I think he ain't never want to go through that. Let's call it what it is. I think he ducking that wreck. I think he ducking sharing the stage with a nigga. Like, your little brother's funnier than you, homie.
Speaker 1:He is.
Speaker 5:Like, to me, he's funnier. Tony's the older brother, right? And I think Chris is the little brother. I mean, Chris is the older brother. Tony, I feel like the black people like Tony more than they like Chris.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, did you watch Everybody Hates Chris? Yeah.
Speaker 3:You know how his little brother is the more popular, cooler?
Speaker 2:That's based off Tony. Real life. So you think there's maybe some resentment there to your point? Yeah. He's always been in Tony's shadow when they was kids. Now he's popping. Yeah. Oh, no, it's definitely Big Brother, Little Brother Syndrome. And that shit is whack. It's definitely that. I've seen Tony live a few times.
Speaker 4:Chris put some dudes in some of his movies where it was like, Tony could have played that role. And Chris is saying the only thing that's stopping him, the only hurdle is stopping him from working together is geography.
Speaker 2:We live on opposite sides of the planet. Nigga said, he said some shit. He said, yo, Tony makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. I said, this nigga's a piece of shit. He made hundreds of thousands a year.
Speaker 3:Well, to the geography point, he did go into detail about that a little bit, which I kind of agree with. He was saying he even got into Beverly Hills Cop because he just happened to be at the comedy store that day when Eddie was like trying to find casting. Like sometimes the person that is next to you by proxy ends up getting a gift.
Speaker 2:No, that's a lot of that. So like they kind of cut off what he's saying there. The geography, he made a bigger point about that. Yeah, but your brother can be where you want him to be.
Speaker 4:Yeah if Chris says yo Tony I need you in New York for two months guess what Tony will be he will be in New.
Speaker 2:York for two months Tony is saying I wish my brother said take me I'm going on 36 so it's not like oh he's over there so he can't know nigga you don't call him yeah but that's I mean and we have this discussion a lot did Eddie ever take Charlie anywhere Yeah. Because I seen a special about Eddie Murphy one time. He was in Harlem Nights.
Speaker 5:Yo, listen, I seen a special about Eddie Murphy one time, right? And Eddie kind of like put all of them niggas on. Chris, the Waynes, all of them niggas, right? And one of them niggas was, I think it was Keenan. He was talking. He was like, yo, we was in a club one time. He was like, And all of us is standing there and the bitch ran up on us like, yo, Eddie, I want to give you some pussy. And he looked back like, you going to see all these niggas right here? Like, yeah, you got to start down there before you get to the top. What the fuck you talking about?
Speaker 2:Yeah. And so I'm saying, Eddie not doing no shit like that. Eddie brother not going to be talking about you. I want to go.
Speaker 5:He going to be there. I got a role for you. I'm going to put you on.
Speaker 2:You understand what I'm saying? Niggas shouldn't be having to say no shit like that. Eddie put that nigga on, too.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm saying? You talking about that's how you got in there. That's because Eddie was a generous nigga and put you in there. He could have called somebody else and put him in that shit.
Speaker 2:That's a fact. They could have cut you with a coffee shot. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5:Be happy you got the shit smacked out of you in public because you get on the camera and start saying.
Speaker 2:Oh, Damon ain't never been in a scary movie. corny ass nigga yeah Damon been in but he been in they.
Speaker 5:Put them little niggas in living color though when they was little they put their little brothers and shit in that the whole family they put their whole family on.
Speaker 4:Sean was the DJ yeah SW1 he wasn't even really acting he was but the point is it's not the rock brother got something to do bro they found somewhere to put him in there like yo let's put Sean on the.
Speaker 2:Fire skate let him DJ DJ something yeah I mean, you know, but everybody ain't going to do that, man.
Speaker 4:And you can't expect everybody, everybody, you know, that has success to be like, you know, put me on, put your brothers. It just don't go like that sometimes. I mean, of course it should, especially if you're in a position to help.
Speaker 2:He's working. It's not like he's a nigga. His niggas work. He's well-known working. Well, can I ask you a personal question?
Speaker 3:Since you come from a famous family where there's a bunch of successful brothers, did you ever feel that way? Or do you think Hop ever felt that way when Biggs first made it? Like, is that a conversation y'all ever had growing up? Or is there brothers that.
Speaker 2:Ever felt that type of way? That we were supposed to be... Yes. Like, working at Rockefeller? Exactly. I never felt like that. I never felt like.
Speaker 4:I mean, I never asked. I never wanted to. Like, I told you, it's stupid. I probably should have. I probably should be doing exactly... I probably should have been doing exactly what.
Speaker 2:Tony is doing. Nigga, give me a job. Put me in here. Stop hiring these.
Speaker 4:Who is this nigga right here? I should have been doing all of that, but... I was the polar opposite. I was trying not to be in the coattail of what my brother was doing. I was trying to go the opposite way, doing shit I shouldn't have been doing. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2:That was just me.
Speaker 4:I wanted to blaze my own path and do my own thing. And I didn't want to be, oh, you got on only because your brother got on. Like, niggas still say that now. My brother didn't even know I had a podcast when I first started podcasting. Yo, he only podcasts his brother.
Speaker 2:He didn't even know I had a partner.
Speaker 7:That's all ego shit because if you had gotten on because of your brother, I would look at that in his face and be like, and you wish you had gotten on with my brother.
Speaker 2:I was about to say, what's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with it. It ain't what you know is who you know. There's nothing wrong with it. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 4:Like you should, if my brother, sister, somebody gets into somewhere and creates a company, I should absolutely fall in suit and try to get my way in there and then become my own person throughout that experience.
Speaker 2:Like build my own business.
Speaker 4:Own thing yes that's how it should go but a lot of the times it doesn't.
Speaker 2:Go like that Just being an example.
Speaker 4:But that doesn't mean that I can't still use my 24 hours in a day to do something and create my own path in my own life. So, no, I never we never had that conversation. I never felt no way about it. Like looking back, shit, I wish I did. Hell yeah. I would probably be a big executive at a label somewhere right now, like like making major moves in music as far as like really music. getting the right artists getting their shit out and helping them and building them and molding them like i probably would but.
Speaker 5:Yeah you squandered that opportunity yeah that was wild shit that idea fuck out of.
Speaker 4:Here squandered is funny yeah that's why it's so important to force kids into shit when people be like.
Speaker 6:Oh oh, that kid doesn't want to do that. You're trying to live vicariously through them.
Speaker 7:It's like, no, like kids will do stupid shit through ego and like what they think is being a man. And it's like, look at this fucking, oops, sorry. But look at this fucking idiot. Like, no, make him do this. Make him go to the rock, the fucking rock offices and sit there.
Speaker 2:You're going to sit there. You're going to learn. I don't care if you want to be here or not. Yeah. Now, don't get it twisted. If I was told to do that, I would have done it. No, no doubt.
Speaker 5:But I'm saying that I'm saying you were supposed to be like, I'm supposed to be annoying.
Speaker 2:I was supposed to be annoying. Definitely. No, listen, trust me.
Speaker 4:I agree with that. But I'm just saying I know what the type of kid I was back then. It was the pole. I was the polar opposite of that. I wanted to do my own thing. I didn't want to, again, dumb shit, just being stupid. Like, but you should absolutely use your relationships and, you know, whether it be family, friends. And if they got a position somewhere, definitely lean on that.
Speaker 2:That's the number one rule, man. It ain't what you know, it's who you know.
Speaker 5:You got a family member that's in the door ready.
Speaker 2:Oh, you only there because of them. Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 3:99% of the presidents are NEPO babies. Trump, George Bush, the Kennedys.
Speaker 2:100%.
Speaker 4:They're all NEPO babies.
Speaker 2:That's why when Bronnie got drafted, I was happy. 55th. Yes. That's what's supposed to happen. I know my son ain't that good. Hell no.
Speaker 4:But because I am who I am, and they want to re-sign me here in L.A., you want me?
Speaker 2:Yeah. You got to sign my son. Bron, you only in the NBA because of your father. Cut the check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the game check look like? Yeah.
Speaker 7:I'm only buying these cars because of my father. I'm only getting these bitches because of my father.
Speaker 2:Facts. Yeah.
Speaker 6:And what about it?
Speaker 2:Dad told me I don't got to spend none of this. You a bum-ass nigga because your father was a bum-ass nigga. Right. So now what? I'm only You want to be in the NBA because of my father? Yeah. You want to be a bum ass nigga because of your father? And then what's Brian supposed to be like? Oh, you right. Never mind. I won't be in the league then. It's stupid. Listen, it is stupid.
Speaker 4:And we got to do away with that mentality. You should absolutely lean on your relationships, your friends, your family.
Speaker 2:If they got in a position. You don't see all these officers. Schwartz and Sons. Schwartz and Schwartz and Sons. Yeah. You crazy? You posted that and put your peoples on. What are you talking about? Yo, Chris, man, put Tony in a movie, man. We beating your ass next time we see you walking.
Speaker 5:Down the block. Nah, we gonna stick Will on your ass again, nigga. You know how that turned out. You know how that turned out. You ain't even do nothing.
Speaker 3:There's another side to that too, though. Like, thank God Hop was as talented as he was. If Biggs is putting on one of his brothers that isn't talented, do we get reasonable doubt the same way?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Do we get blueprint? Probably. I mean, well, Jay was... Sometimes you shouldn't put your people on when they're not motivated, talented, or anything of the sort. Yeah, no, you should absolutely.
Speaker 4:It can't just be, yo, put my brother on because he my brother.
Speaker 2:Your brother should have a skill set as well. Or some type of drive to learn. It just happens.
Speaker 4:In that situation, he was given that because they was just like his knowledge of music.
Speaker 2:They was like, yo, he.
Speaker 4:is there anything about hip-hop that he don't know yeah he knows things that jay didn't know you know i'm saying like he was just talking about music and they was like how the fuck you know all of this shit so yeah you got to have a skill set as well but if you have the relationship already in play it just helps yeah so.
Speaker 2:Today i shouldn't want to do it just to fuck bitches tony.
Speaker 4:Rock has the skill set that's what i'm saying tony rock is extremely he has this he has the skill set chris should be like all right boom put him in there help him with something.
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Speaker 3:For those that don't know, Max Freed's wife could go into labor today. We're recording this on a Wednesday. And he is pitching tonight. As opposed to that pansy Mason Miller. That's why he's not a Yankee. He took paternity leave. Lost the Padres the game and said, I'm not closing. I'm going to go see my kid be born.
Speaker 2:Fucking loser. Which one would y'all do? I'm going to pitch.
Speaker 5:No doubt about it. I worked my whole life for this.
Speaker 2:Straight up. So you would miss the birth of your child. I worked one night for that baby. I worked my whole life for this. I'm going to pitch. You would miss your child's birth. I'm going to pitch.
Speaker 3:Steinbrenner would be turning over in his grave if I went to go see the birth of my kid.
Speaker 5:What would you want me to do? As a major league pitcher. You was giving birth. What you want me to do?
Speaker 6:I would want you to be at your child's birth.
Speaker 7:Actually, you know what? If you the type of nigga that I think about it, just go pitch. I have my side nigga signed a birth certificate.
Speaker 4:We were about to start recording. And have him pay the mortgage, too. No, you're going to have to sign, nigga. He's going to do it. Thank you, Jesus.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Have him pay the mortgage. Have him pay the college tuition, all of that.
Speaker 2:Thank you, Jesus. Have him do all of that. Yeah. Have him do all of that. We're going to sign this $ 300 million contract. That's what's in the boardwalk. Watch what I do tonight. These might over be $ 350 million. I pitched a no-hitter tonight. We set for life. Yeah, you played just so. For life. We ain't got to do nothing else.
Speaker 5:What?
Speaker 2:Crazy?
Speaker 7:Your contract is secure. You're fine if you take paternity leave. Your contract's secure. You can come see the birth of your only child. Yeah, but if I have a great game tonight, it raises my style.
Speaker 5:Niggas on another team, they might be like, yo, I don't fuck with him because he'll leave us.
Speaker 2:He's not for the team. He will leave us. We not going to give him that. Get mad at your teammate over that. Yeah, I'm mad at you over that. Nigga, you the nicest nigga in the game? And you talking about you going to watch this lady have this baby? Yeah. You're going to be with that baby every day in a minute, homie.
Speaker 10:Right.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And you're a closing pitcher. Like, we may need you every game. Yeah, we need you, bro.
Speaker 5:You wildin'. That's a tough position, but I mean— Mariano Rivera would have never. Yeah, Mariano.
Speaker 6:I'm all saying that's a tough position.
Speaker 2:It is. Because you want to be there and pitch for you. You want to be available for your team.
Speaker 8:Right?
Speaker 4:So, it's like, yeah, I understand it. But you also want to see the birth of your child. It's a tough decision to make. look just like obviously look he's one one of them one picture went to the see his child being born another one said i'll be pitching i'll be on the mound tonight so it goes you know it could go it depends on the person like maybe his wife was like nah go ahead like go pitch like it's all right like we got this he's made.
Speaker 2:A good life like this your whole life your whole like as soon as the game is over yeah right your.
Speaker 5:Whole life you've been working for this shit and now it's like oh you gotta go see this kid be born like why.
Speaker 2:Do i have to see that Why do I have to see that? I'm going to let y'all get y'all jokes off. That's not a joke. I'm not going to stop. That's not a joke. Peach said all pictures should pull out in January. Yeah.
Speaker 5:October's too important. Yeah, I wouldn't even be there. If I was playing baseball, I wouldn't even be there in January. I'm going.
Speaker 2:Sorry, sweetheart. No nut January. We got to change it. No nut January. Yeah, I'm sorry. If I wasn't playing baseball, I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'm laying off for that. Yeah, I got it. I got you got it. It's tough, man.
Speaker 4:Because if it's a playoff game, the Yankees need you tonight.
Speaker 2:They down 0-2. Your team needs you.
Speaker 6:Remember when we had the voicemail and they were like, why do men and women hate each other?
Speaker 2:In this moment, I hate y'all. Why? Why? You could FaceTime me in the dugout. Y'all know that women.
Speaker 7:Are like the closest they ever are to like death during birth.
Speaker 6:Like, oh, why do I need to be there?
Speaker 2:The Yankees are close to death tonight. In case your wife dies during childbirth. The Yankees lose tonight. They dead. In case she dies? It's over. His wife got a ring. We haven't gotten one since 09. That's just his girlfriend? You don't even know if the baby's his. Oh, come on, man. That's his girlfriend? That's not even wifey? Right. What if he go there to see that baby and that ain't even his? Or if we go there to see the baby and then she leave him next year?
Speaker 6:What does one have to do with the other?
Speaker 2:Yo, now you just my baby moms. If we win a ring.
Speaker 4:This year, heroes get remembered, legends never die.
Speaker 2:Yo, that voice know what you was talking about, right? I like to say that. Memories don't live like people do. Right? Heroes get remembered. Legends never die, baby D. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4:I could be a hero and go to my child's birth. I pitch a no-no tonight. I'm a legend.
Speaker 7:Now, what if you have a fucking trash game?
Speaker 2:Niggas is knocking your shits out the park. The girl gave me bad luck, bro. She was wishing, but she.
Speaker 5:Threw a mad, bad juju in the air. Bitches on the phone. The fuck talking about epidurals. I don't even know what the fuck that is. It's her fucking fault, bro. Don't blame me, bro.
Speaker 2:It's a tough decision for some people. Me, personally? I think I'm at the game. As soon as the game is over, I'm straight to the hospital.
Speaker 3:We were about to record when Kia went into labor and I was like, hold it. I got to talk about this Quavo album.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Way more important. Yeah, I mean, come on. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do. We worked this whole life for this, man. Yeah. Fuck you talking about. You hold up. You be high, shorty. Yeah. You be high.
Speaker 4:But you can't have the baby and not get there like 20 minutes after you had it.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I like y'all. Like we like kidding.
Speaker 5:So like, I like everything girls do except for get mad about shit like this.
Speaker 9:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't like how they get mad about shit like this, bro.
Speaker 5:Cause what nigga worked his whole life for this before I met you?
Speaker 2:You're like, what about him? I get you, but what about him? Since I was a little fucking kid.
Speaker 4:I've been my dream before I met you.
Speaker 2:Before we like made this little month, like all of that.
Speaker 7:Ladies, before you look him in his eyes and grip him with your thighs and cross your feet, you know, that move and say, come in me.
Speaker 2:Let me have your baby.
Speaker 6:Please have these conversations.
Speaker 2:Niggas is going to be a great, he might be a great father. I'm more than positive his girlfriend is not tripping. She not tripping. That's what's up. You know, different strokes for different folks. I think it's women that said they wanted their man to go play football games and shit like that. I think I seen some shit like that not too long ago. Like, Yeah, go play. Like, go play in that game. Like, yo, go. Go to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:Go play the Super Bowl. Go play the NBA World Championship. Like, go.
Speaker 6:But that's the Super Bowl, NBA World Championship. Are these niggas, is this the World Series?
Speaker 2:That's the playoffs. It's the playoffs. First round. First round? Oh, my God. Yeah, we down 0-2. Did my team need me tonight? First baby. I got the first baby. You don't have a bunch of these shit You better chill Yeah We about to have a bunch of.
Speaker 4:These And what if she don't have it That's the other thing What if the whole game He watching the game From the hospital And she still in labor I could have pitched And still made.
Speaker 7:It here You don't think your partner Deserves to be like Supported during labor Absolutely Absolutely. What if somebody was like for every five minutes, for seven hours, taking your balls and twisting them in a knot and untwisting them, taking your balls, twisting them in a knot, untwisting them.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm doing on the mound. That's what I'm doing on the mound. I'm taking these balls and I'm twisting them. I'm throwing this slider. I'm throwing this fastball. I'm taking these balls. You in the hospital getting your balls twisted. I'm on the mound in the Bronx twisting these balls. Throwing this shit 103, man. Baby D, it's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah. We doing the same shit. It's you, Baby D.
Speaker 4:I was on your side all day, Baby D. You just downtown at the hospital. I ain't on your side with this one, Baby D.
Speaker 2:Yeah. And why she can't be a Bronx celebrity?
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Why can't you get the Bronx celebrity off? Why we can't bring the doctors to the Yankee Stadium? This shit ain't a clip for that. That's what the Steinbrenner family need to do.
Speaker 4:Put a maternity ward in Yankee Stadium for times like this.
Speaker 2:The hospital indictment is five minutes away.
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Why you can't be right there? Why you got to be all the way downtown? You can't be in the vicinity?
Speaker 4:I got to sit in traffic when I leave the game and probably miss it. If you was right here on the concourse at Bronx, Lebanon, that's five minutes from the stadium.
Speaker 2:I can see you. You can see the stadium from the window. If he wasn't getting that baseball money, she wouldn't be in that.
Speaker 5:Swanky hotel Yeah Swanky hospital she in Yeah.
Speaker 4:Let me go out here Do what I gotta do And then I'm straight To the hospital after You already know Look up.
Speaker 2:The percentage of How many people become MLB pitchers It's a lot I'm saying Even roaches have kids.
Speaker 4:That's That's just crazy I don't know Maybe I didn't say that I don't know what line He was trying to draw right there Like Saying even roaches 0.5 of the population Becomes an MLB pitcher For sure What population has kids? One in 200 out of high school baseball players. I'm one out of 200 that made it.
Speaker 2:And you want me to come to this hospital?
Speaker 4:And you want me to come to this hospital. And you might still be in labor by the time I could have pitched and got here. I'm just saying we don't. It's not like she's guaranteed to have the baby by the time the game is on.
Speaker 2:She could have it. Late in the night, early morning.
Speaker 5:You're going to be in that bed. If you would be on some shit and it's like, oh, and I got to go.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be like, oh, all right, watch. And knowing Aaron Boone. That birth certificate, that name going to be fucked up. What? That shit going to be twisted. That's a fact. You should have let me go pitch. Yeah, I should have been somewhere else anyway. I'm going to pitch. I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 5:You should have let me go pitch. That baby name might be Lou Gehrig.
Speaker 2:Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig. yeah right now yeah you.
Speaker 10:Name a black kid Ichiro Ichiro Suzuki bossing yeah yeah I'm going to pitch man especially Aaron Boone may take him out in one inning.
Speaker 4:Yeah if he like that's the whole thing too baby that he's not guaranteed to be on the mound like all night he could pitch a couple innings and then Aaron Boone doesn't know what the fuck he's doing so Yeah, he could pitch three innings, four innings, and be like, yo, they take him out. He'd be like, all right, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2:I'm leaving the stadium. I'm going to the hospital. Baby D, if you had a nigga get $ 300 million.
Speaker 6:He gonna get $ 300 million whether he pitches that day or not.
Speaker 2:Shit. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Well, I mean, he signed a contract. Yes, he is. Contract is signed. Well, he was about to go get that. He would be like, nigga, if you don't go pitch. He did. He signed a contract, too. What are we without our integrity? He signed a contract. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Men need to honor the contract. He got a big contract, too. He signed eight years, 218? Yeah, he getting paid.
Speaker 6:He also signed a contract when you left it in.
Speaker 2:That's when you signed it. Y'all love to say that's a contract. Everybody seen that paper where you mad niggas signed a contract before. Let me see it. Pull it up. Yeah. Show me the account. You signed a contract when you left it in. You screenshotted that shit? I got this one. I got this one. There's one for the 218. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4:You better not worry about it.
Speaker 2:I don't like the way you say that.
Speaker 6:My second baby, my baby father is going to be there.
Speaker 2:My new husband is going to be there. We're going to be living great with that child support. So go ahead.
Speaker 5:I'm going to get you pregnant in April and you're going to have a baby on Christmas and shit like that in January.
Speaker 2:And the next baby, yeah. That's how it's going to go. What are you talking about? no not to do it in January no more.
Speaker 4:Yeah see that's how you talking your next baby father y'all gonna enjoy the child support exactly that's exactly yeah if.
Speaker 7:I beg you to be by my side how much money did that nigga just ask when you give birth 218 if I give you the find you.
Speaker 2:Another nigga with 218 I don't have to I got your baby I don't have to I don't have to look.
Speaker 9:At the woman crying in the dugout she's crying in the dugout that next nigga gonna have 218 but that next girl might might have twins yeah what you talking about yeah in January cause that's how I know now I ain't doing that shit no more Well, hopefully.
Speaker 2:The Yankees win the game.
Speaker 4:I ain't losing no more good ones over this. You know what I'm saying? I ain't losing no more good ones over this. Because I ain't going.
Speaker 2:I'm going to pitch, man. Yeah, I'm going to pitch. Fuck that. I'm lying like shit. I'm definitely missing the game. You is? You're missing the game? Yes. I'm the only one here with kids. I know what that experience is like. You know what that's like? That experience? Yeah. I have a child. You know what it's like pitching the first round?
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 4:All right.
Speaker 2:So if you already know what that's like, why not go pitch? You made a point.
Speaker 4:I was waiting for him to say that, but you don't know what that's like being on the mound either.
Speaker 2:Just that one time we walked in. That shit might be more exhilarating. See what I'm saying? Playoff series? Come on, man. What? That shit might be more exhilarating. What?
Speaker 5:What?
Speaker 3:Yo, can we go to that, I think they may have it at Chelsea Piers, like the new AI version of the bat cages.
Speaker 2:You could type in the pitcher. That you want to face? Yes.
Speaker 4:Oh, I want to bat against Randy Johnson. I want to bat against Randy Johnson.
Speaker 2:I swear to God.
Speaker 4:Can we please do this and not make it a thing that we don't?
Speaker 5:Yo, son, I seen that nigga blow the bird up. I was watching that game, bro, when the bird blew up.
Speaker 2:That was crazy.
Speaker 4:I said, oh, shit.
Speaker 2:The big hurt? That's what I want to bat against that shit. You can't go in there doing that. Why not? You got to go to a basic batting cage first. Doc good.
Speaker 4:Nah, you got to go to a batting cage where you kind of know the speed and you can just work on your swing.
Speaker 2:You can't go in no cage. That's premium content. Bro, you could hurt yourself doing that. No, why I would want to do it is because... No, I trust the AI shit. I've watched the videos. You don't get it. It's precision. That's why I'd be fine with it. You don't get hit.
Speaker 4:I'm not saying hit by a pitch. I'm saying trying to swing a bat and you haven't swung a bat in years? Bro, you can tear all kinds of shit.
Speaker 2:You think I'm making contact? We're not even talking about that. It's not even talking about making contact. Just the swing, period. Just fucking trying to tear your ACL. Yeah, I ain't doing that shit. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4:I mean, I'm not saying you can't, but I'm saying if you're getting assimilated like that, trying to think you're going to keep up with that type of beat.
Speaker 2:With Randy Johnson?
Speaker 4:Oh, shit.
Speaker 2:Just go to the regular show. I don't think I can keep up. Get a roll of this. Get a roll of this. What the fuck is you talking about? I'm with it. Nah, go to a regular batting cage, man. It just, you know what I mean? Look at this shit right here. Crazy. Greg Maddox curveball. Yeah, like, bro, you know how fast that shit coming down? Who's the dude that used to throw the, um, what they call them? Oh, the knuckleball. Tim Wakefield. Tim Wakefield, yeah, for the Red Sox. Bro, that shit should be coming. That shit should just be. Man, don't move, man. That shit should be like. That shit should be like. Niggas be like. They think they're going to hit that shit? You look stupid. Tim Wakefield's ass shit was mad cheesy, bro. Is that the hardest thing in sports, you think?
Speaker 5:What?
Speaker 2:Hitting a baseball? Hitting a baseball against a professional pitcher. Absolutely. It's got to be. A hole-in-one, maybe. Pause. Yeah. A hole-in-one might be harder than hitting a baseball. Yeah. Yeah, probably so. A hole-in-one... Shit. Return to serve from Serena? I literally, you took the words out of my mouth. But bad people did that though. Mad people returned to serve. No, we're saying regular, like. No, they're saying the hardest thing in sports. I'm saying a hole in one. Oh, the hardest thing in sports for all athletes. Yeah, I think it's a hole in one. Yeah.
Speaker 3:But I'm saying like, remember the show, was it Joe's vs. Pros or whatever? Like an average person going against Serena Williams would.
Speaker 2:Be the wildest. Damn, you not even. Nah, that shit, that shit, that racket. Yeah, that shit, you not even, you can't even see that ball, bro. Word. Move us over, you can't see that shit. But yeah, hole in one, definitely the toughest thing in sports. That shit is 106?
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Damn. You can't even see that. I'm hitting that. Fuck you. Fuck out of here, nigga. You know how fast a 60 mile an hour ball is? Yeah. What the fuck you mean, nigga?
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I played Little League. That shit is mad fast. 105, bro. They throw an 80 mile per hour change up, Sam.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like you can't see it. You can't even catch that shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah. You're not even built really to catch that. Hell no. You're not built to be the catcher for that. Yeah, you couldn't even catch 105. That's what the nigga told the nigga. You can't catch 105, Ryan. You can't catch 105 right now. Get the fuck out of here. You remember you told him that? Catch 105.
Speaker 5:All right. In Frank Luger's movie, you told him, man, you can't catch him right now. That nigga don't you all. You can't catch him.
Speaker 2:He said, I catch him. He said, yeah, you're going to catch the grass. You're going to set your ass. Yeah, you can't catch him right now. Homie, nigga throwing 105, that's going to sit you down right now, Ryan. Yeah, you can't catch that right now. That's like a fucking Honda hitting you. You're not catching that.
Speaker 5:You might off the hop, like, at shortstop and third base, but you're not catching that shit coming off the mound.
Speaker 2:Not that I have, no. Nah, bro. I'm saying, I said I hit it. I'm 45. He's 20. He not, both of y'all not hitting 105. No fucking. I'm hitting that shit. No, not a chance. All right. Men in athletics is hilarious. These niggas eat your roll. These niggas at dead center, like, eat your roll.
Speaker 3:We were at Yankee Stadium for batting practice for the game and somebody that we was with said, oh yeah, I can hit it out of the park.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of here. No, you can't. I can do that shit, bro.
Speaker 4:Like them pitches where they be like this? Like at the home run derby? Pitches like this? That shit going to be right. That shit going to be a pop fly to third base, bro.
Speaker 2:Nigga, yo, son, I'm from Corona. Nigga, you got to be fucked up. When a nigga don't have no credentials, they just start talking about where they from. Nigga, we don't give a fuck. You can't hit the ball. You're not hitting that ball out of Yankee. City field, city field. Home run? That's harder. At least Yankee Stadium is a short right field. Yankee Stadium is a short right field? Hold up, hold up.
Speaker 5:I don't know if I can pull it that way, though.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I can pull it that way, bro. I'm really fucking with this shit. I don't know if I can pull it that way, bro. You're not putting the ball over the ball. We're going to the batting cage. I don't know if I can go opposite field. I literally was just like, next Patreon episode, we'll be at the batting cage.
Speaker 3:Y'all don't got a chance. Because the updated ones, too. It'll show you, like, with the speed that you hit the ball, where it would land in.
Speaker 4:Bro, that shit going to be a double play. I don't know if I can go opposite field, bro. Y'all niggas is hitting in the double plays every time.
Speaker 2:Third base. be stinging. Yeah, like y'all crazy as fuck. I got the glove. The glove. You think that's it? I got the glove.
Speaker 4:You think the glove won't just sting? Y'all niggas don't see my hands?
Speaker 2:Y'all don't see my shits? I'ma see it just after you hit that ball.
Speaker 5:A bat hate to see these shits coming.
Speaker 2:Fuck you mean?
Speaker 5:He feel bad for the bat. You talking all that nigga ain't swinging back years. I don't know what you talking about. Some knees and shit right now. Let me tell you one.
Speaker 2:Thing I ain't doing. I'm not getting no back cage, bro. Are you crazy? At all? No, I definitely am. For the content. Fam. Him just standing on the side laughing at us would be funny too.
Speaker 4:Bro, facing 100 miles an hour?
Speaker 2:105? Get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 4:I'm not standing in no box with a 105 mile an hour fastball coming down the plate.
Speaker 2:I actually got to be going straight, dude.
Speaker 4:You know how much a nigga get paid to stand in that box?
Speaker 2:A lot of people.
Speaker 4:I'm doing that for content. Get the fuck out of here. I'm not standing in no Randy Johnson.
Speaker 2:You're right, man. I'm not doing that. I'm telling you, man. Randy Johnson. Yo, he can go in and assimilate him. Yeah, any picture. Any picture. I'm going up there with Randy Johnson, man.
Speaker 4:Fam, that ball, you're going to step right out of that batting cage. You're going to be like, bro, I'm not standing in front of that. When that first Nolan Ryan.
Speaker 2:Just the sound when it hits the back is going to be. Yo, Zip going to pull out a gun like, who the fuck are you? Nolan Ryan. All of that. I used to be in the back cage with them yellow balls and all that shit. The big ones. Yeah, them yellow shit. Softballs. With all the dots in them. Nah, the yellow balls in the back cage. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, they had like little imprints on them. We used to do that shit. Niggas played Little League and all that. But that wasn't 105. It used to be like 75. I used to always make contact. Bink.
Speaker 5:Bink.
Speaker 2:Pink grounder. Pink grounder. Yeah, shit like that.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I used to be kind of fast. I'm running that out. You know what I mean? I'm not hitting it out the infield. Oh my God. So we doing that Tuesday. I'm talking about them. Hell yeah.
Speaker 5:You're at the home run derby. When they be pitching, they be like, I'm hitting.
Speaker 2:That far, bro. No, you're not. Those are major league players, bro. I'm a major league nigga. What the fuck is he talking about? Nigga, I'm hitting that shit, man. I'm telling you, I can't go opposite. Wait, what's today? Wednesday? I got till Tuesday. We got a week to get some steroids. When we start streaming, that's a play. We going. We in there. Batten cage. I'm going to get some peptides. I've got a batten cage for us and all that. Yeah, those batten cages right on the west side. We go to batten cage.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get some creatine. Yeah, jazz zip them. Nigga, what you talking about? I play second base for the New York Yankees. All right, we're going to see, man. But fuck that. We're getting out of here. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. That's Netflix zip. Let's get to that.
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