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No New Notifications from Kanan & Manek

by Kanan Gill & Manek D’Silva · English · Comedy

Comedian-designer duo Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva are finally giving the least important topics in the world the attention they rightfully deserve in this brand new podcast. Funny stories, experiments & questionnaires, all wrapped up in the feeling of checking your phone after many hours and still ha

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 6 min
Latest: 23 Jul 2023
Language: English

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23 Jul 2023 · 1 hr 44 min

Season 37-? The Game is About Power

KG and MD are back, or did they never leave? In their first double episode matinee spectacular, the duo discuss the things that everyone does, what we all learned too late, update their peer reviewed paper on Optimal Eating Patterns (OEPs), codify some Modern Etiquette, some Lovers, some Haters, the very Maxima of cringe, debut a brand new segment and accomplish something (another something) that no piece of entertainment has ever done before! Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at [email protected] (make sure to attach the NNN postage…

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E61 · 19 Dec 2022 · 57 min
S33-36 I Type or U Type
After a very realistic time-jump, Kanan & Manek celebrate their win at the World Heavy Metal Knitting Competition, recount a run-in with an elderly Spanish TikTok influencer, declare more rules of Modern Etiquette, discuss the unique habits we form when living life without the instruction manual, and gather the peers to research a food-related scientific paper that might earn the podcast an honorary PhD. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at [email protected] (make sure to attach the NNN postage stamp to all your emails for proper &…
E60 · 23 May 2022 · 1 hr 16 min
S27-32 It’s Shoelace Time
After some extensive inter-dimensional travel, Kanan & Manek return to establish more rules of Modern Etiquette, play a brutal quiz about Elden Ring, celebrate the biggest Winners among us, read your socially disturbing and Maximum Cringe stories, receive a package containing the podcast’s brand new postage stamps, and finally, reveal the results of the Official Democratic Elections for the Unofficial NNN SubReddit. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at [email protected] (make sure to attach the NNN postage stamp to all your emails…
E59 · 31 Mar 2022 · 1 hr 20 min
S21-26 Looking Forward
Manek & Kanan return to this dimension in their season-powered rocket headed straight to the Sun. They discuss important podcast matters, struggle through the phonetic code words for each letter of the alphabet, explore long-term solutions to a pressing subreddit conundrum, hear what you hate that everyone else loves, entertain potential updates to the official NNN app, learn about your unique memory hacks, make big predictions for 2022, and try to diffuse a potential grudge as the #1GHP. Download your NNN Unwrapped certificate in the links section of our website. Click this to buy The NOT…
E58 · 16 Dec 2021 · 54 min
S17-20 The Floor is Yours
Seasons of NNN now have more context as KG and MD announce which particular popular shows they have surpassed, reveal a thoughtful gift for Manek, debate the generosity of the LateBank, investigate a suspiciously quiet subreddit, curl up with some Maximum Cringe stories, hear about things people hate, and discuss your unfortunate experiences with the Sweater Curse. Download your NNN Wrapped certificate in the links section of our website. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) :…
E57 · 30 Nov 2021 · 1 hr 8 min
S12-16 In Your Own Words
The seasons keep on rolling as KG and MD arrive on time to induct Rohan Joshi's 'Show About Crypto' to the NNNN, shake up the ghost of their application, discuss Modern Etiquette, pivot their new business and discuss a highly documented Unlikely Seg. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E56 · 18 Nov 2021 · 50 min
S6-11 More Pant Per Pant
In hitherto unseen feat of podcast strength KG and MD manage to pull off six whole seasons —in just one episode. Across the seasons they discuss a remedy for Manek's perpetual lack of punctuality, formally reveal the business plan for HighwaySta® (available on our website), read out your Frankensnacks, introduce a brand new segment -MAXIMUM CRINGE- read the unlikeliest story from unlikely segs, and round everything up with the beautiful digestif of Italian Corner. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official…
E55 · 11 Nov 2021 · 1 hr 2 min
S4&5 - Are You Ready To Business?
Kanan and Manek finally pull off a feat long thought impossible, longer thought unachievable, longest thought unnecessary —releasing TWO SEASONS at once. In the ultimate flex, KG & MD enter the meta-averse from where they can wield eternity, stuff it in a salt shaker and sprinkle it out as season flakes. Are you ready for -The Seasoning? Across the scope of two seasons they discuss the fate of their starting of year predictions, revisit unlikely segs, announce a brand new set about business, discuss your modern etiquettes, take a test to see whether they have the basic skills for life and…
E54 · 12 Oct 2021 · 44 min
S3E1 - YEET
In a timeline where the podcast has not yet ended, KG and MD inaugurate Season 3 of NNN with a thrilling episode of updates on our application, stamp related deception, shopping dilemmas, frankensnacks, open ended barber conversations, all under the looming shadow of a terrifying question —is this lame? Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by…
E53 · 13 Sep 2021 · 59 min
S2E1 - Like That Everything is Something
Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock)In this perfectly peaceful universe, Kanan & Manek devise a new strategy to deal with the NOT Golden Zero, brainstorm upcoming features of the official NNN app, define more rules of Modern Etiquette, leap over some games you’ve invented, consider the more unlikely of segs, and have a calm and friendly discussion about multiple timelines. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged,…
E52 · 31 Jul 2021 · 48 min
STOP LISTENING HERE - Finale?
Don't click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero!It's been exactly 1 year since the first episode of the world's first fully middle podcast, No New Notifications. Kanan & Manek celebrate being a mathematically-provable weekly podcast (on average), flaunt their most ground-breaking projects and achievements, uncover a dark secret about the Golden Zero's evil counterpart, read about your invented games, talk through some incredible Frankensnacks, and finally... Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person…
E51 · 31 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 14 min
Deepcuts Supercut
Kanan & Manek manage to slip many a conversation and musing in the gaps between the more structured and regular segs of the podcast. A collection of one-offs, experiments, deepcuts, & spontaneous chats – this episode is like plunging your hand between the cushions of a sofa in search of the remote, and instead finding little bits of last week’s popcorn. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at…
E50 · 31 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 30 min
Special Guests Supercut
To keep audiences from getting sick of their voices, Kanan & Manek hatched an ingenious plan to occasionally call a fresh voice on the podcast, a guest, who can add their own ingredients to this already confusingly flavoured soup we call a podcast. Here are all those voices, played one after another like a poorly coordinated choir. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E49 · 31 Jul 2021 · 3 hr 18 min
Shopline Bling Supercut
Manek and Kanan have different views when it comes to shopping. Should you buy things with deliberation or excitement? Shopline bling was created as a helpline for listeners who are fraught with shopping dilemmas. Should you buy that coffee machine, that parachute, or that squirrel on your fingers? All questions answered here, shoplines are open. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : DownloadVisit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.comOpening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at…
E48 · 30 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 22 min
Late Learners Supercut
Socrates once said "all I know is that I know nothing", but he never wrote into the podcast. Sometimes we go through much of our lives only to realise that we were holding a stupid piece of knowledge in our fists. It could be a fact, a firmly held opinion, an entire cosmogony, or just wildly wrong lyrics to a Savage Garden song. Late learners celebrates all the things that we learned too late, because it's never too late. Write to us, Socrates. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person…
E47 · 30 Jul 2021 · 2 hr 52 min
Modern Etiquette Supercut
Kanan and Manek find that the stiff necked victorian manuals for how one must conduct themselves in society are now hideously out of date. What are the standards of etiquette that one must follow in modern society? How do you correctly share a powerbank, or end a text message conversation? Is your phone passcode your intellectual property, and just what are you supposed to do with email signatures? All these questions and more are discussed and codified by KG and MD in Modern Etiquette. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website…
E46 · 30 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 30 min
Sponsors Supercut
In the absence of sponsors, Kanan and Manek generate their own, starting with somewhat prepared ones to increasingly abstract, absurd and largely improvised companies that give fictional money to the podcast in return for real publicity. Sadly many of these coupon codes have expired, but in this supercut, their memory lives on. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E45 · 30 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 20 min
Winners Supercut
By listening to the podcast you are already a winner, but you've also won unique competitions you've won in your life, like a one-handed pillow fight for which you were awarded a 12-piece antique glass set. Kanan & Manek take a walk through our entire hall of fame of winners so far. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E44 · 30 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 35 min
Haters & Lovers Supercut
Manek hates coffee, Kanan hates dance videos, and our friend Vikram hates Inception, chocolate, and the laughter of innocent children. You’ve hated things everyone else loved, and loved things everyone else hated, and we’ve collected all your contributions thus far into one convenient string of painfully polarising emotions. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E43 · 30 Jul 2021 · 53 min
Talking Points Supercut
Kanan learns that Manek keeps talking points for each segment of the podcast; so to take some of the pressure off, Kanan writes down what he assumes to be Manek's thoughts, and has him read them out. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E42 · 29 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 4 min
Ambulance! Ambulance!
KG and MD reveal another twist in an ongoing war, induct another podcast into the glorious NNNNetwork / audio cult, read out your suggestions for the official NNN app, debate an extremely divisive Modern Etiquette, share the shallow games you invented, and thank the unfortunate sponsors of the show. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E41 · 24 Jul 2021 · 24 min
FILLER - Please Don't Meet Me
Don't Start Listening Here! A filler episode of No New Notifications where replacement hosts Vinesh Johny & Joanna Davala talk about your wildest collections, while Kanan & Manek listen and provide feedback as studio audience members. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E40 · 17 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 6 min
You Don’t Throw Dal in the Toilet
Kanan & Manek carefully consider the latest development in a long-running grudge, reveal the secret of how Manek got jacked ripped & shredded all in one day, lay down rules of Modern Etiquette, debate your dilemmas on Shopline Bling, mentally feast on some Frankensnacks, reminisce about spontaneously-invented games, and thank the generous sponsors of the show. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at…
E39 · 16 Jul 2021 · 40 min
FILLER - A Fully Fluff Podcast
Don't Start Listening Here! A filler episode that directly goes against the NNN ethos. Instead of creating a fully middle podcast devoid of any fluff, in this episode KG and MD completely embrace the fluff, have a deep discussion on the various types of fluff, interview a spectacularly uninteresting guest, have words on the tip of their tongues, and decide whether to reveal something, all before taking some much needed time off for silent contemplation. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person…
E38 · 13 Jul 2021 · 57 min
Get Down! It's The Philatelic Bureau
KG and MD take a misty stroll through the wonders of skincare, get an update on the powerful PBI, discuss your strangest strangers, your wildest snacks, and marvel in wonder at the most sponsors we've ever had for an episode. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E37 · 6 Jul 2021 · 10 min
FILLER - Explicit Guided Meditation
Kanan and Manek release the world's only explicit guided meditation. Peace and Love. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E36 · 3 Jul 2021 · 1 hr 17 min
Remove Us From This Competition
KG and MD issue an ultimatum to a contest, celebrate true winners amongst the podcast listenership, talk about exciting new podcast features, a revolutionary breaking of old ground, your shopping dilemmas, the world's first neutral palate-eviscerating frankensnack, and thank the generous sponsors of the show. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E35 · 29 Jun 2021 · 1 hr 36 min
FILLER - Real Podcasters React to Podcast
LINK TO REACTION VIDEO: odysee.com/@nonewnotifications:3/podcastersreact:c In what can only be described as art (because it would fail to qualify as anything else), real-life podcasters Kanan & Manek react to a podcast video they found on the internet (LINK TO ORIGINAL VIDEO: vimeo.com/510292482). Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E34 · 20 Jun 2021 · 57 min
Good One
Kanan and Manek chew through app updates, a very special discuss of the boundaries of their friendship, new rules of modern etiquette, what you hate that everyone loves (or no one else notices), a frankensnack tasting, your strangest strangers and of course the sponsors who keep this gyre spinning. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
E33 · 17 Jun 2021 · 57 min
FILLER - The Analogy of a House
Don't Start Listening Here! Our very first filler episode has KG and MD doing a deep, deep dive into the programming and design that makes the No New Notifications app possible. Well also invent the worlds best seeker bar and a new exciting way to reward extreme luck. Contribute at [email protected] NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

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No New Notifications from Kanan & Manek is a English comedy podcast from Kanan Gill & Manek D’Silva. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Kanan Gill & Manek D’Silva
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 6 min
Latest episode: 23 Jul 2023
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