14 Oct 2026 · 53 minNew
GREASECON 2026
Mikey gets brutally attacked online. Jackson learns about Latinos. The fellas have their first big Fermi fight.
Podcast · Comedy
Personality Hires
by Pionaire Podcasting · English · Comedy
Hey, we're Personality Hires - we somehow all got hired by one of the biggest radio shows in the country and then we became friends. Against our will, but hey, you can't control chemistry. Personality Hires is the podcast that's basically your office breakroom banter, but better. You know that on
- New episodes
- Weekly
- Typical length
- 42 min
- Latest
- 14 Oct 2026
- Language
- English
Latest episode
Earlier episodes 29 most recent
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7 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Mikey's Brother Lives In The Woods For MONTHS!
Chase details some harrowing experiences while hiking the Appalachian Trail. Jackson and Mikey interrogate. Link to Chase's AT blog - https://www.polarsteps.com/cwtwelve/25291891-appalachian-trail
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30 Sep 2026 · 57 min
Rebecca's Wedding Plot Twist Of The Century
Jackson shaves his mustache, Rebecca has a big decision to make, and Mikey makes a billion dollars.
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23 Sep 2026 · 56 min
Maniac Tries To Ruin My Birthday Party
Mikey's parking garage party is crashed by a maniac. Jackson goes to Fort Worth to play video games and swindles a corporation.
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16 Sep 2026 · 51 min
Life Measured Through Hot Dog Distance
Mikey needs a wedding dance instructor. We talk life stats and help Jessica Rabbit with her new job. Legendary Fermi.gg guess.
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9 Sep 2026 · 51 min
The Worst Trash Can On Earth
Jackson gets greasy at DragonCon. Mikey's trash can sucks.
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2 Sep 2026 · 56 min
Getting Scammed Out of $1000
Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick.
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26 Aug 2026 · 59 min
Our Most Embarrassing Work Stories
Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and Rebecca doesn't know how to take a breakfast order.
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19 Aug 2026 · 42 min
And Then There Were Two
The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey thinks 'they' are trying to burn down his apartment.
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29 Jul 2026 · 47 min
The Most Expensive "Free Trial" You'll Ever Hear About
What started as a conversation about Jackson's dream trip to Japan quickly turned into one of our biggest financial confessions yet. We debate what purchases are actually worth the money from YouTube Premium and therapy to travel, Pokémon collectibles, and fast-casual food before Rebecca reveals the painful truth: she accidentally paid for a forgotten subscription for TWO YEARS! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the…
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22 Jul 2026 · 40 min
Abby Has an Offer Jackson Can't Refuse
Ever gotten something permanent done to yourself and instantly regretted it before loving it again 24 hours later? Rebecca did, and she's got the tattoo to prove it. Plus: a horror movie debate, and Abby's dad's increasingly wild lengths to score a tee time at one of the most exclusive golf courses on earth. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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16 Jul 2026 · 38 min
This Is Every Traveler's Worst Nightmare
Ever wondered what would happen if you showed up to the airport without your ID? Jackson accidentally made one of the biggest travel mistakes imaginable when he shipped his wallet across the country before two flights home. Then, Rebecca admits to the most embarrassing habit she's ever shared on the podcast. Plus, Mikey's self-driving Waymo goes completely rogue, turning a simple Uber ride into what felt like a kidnapping.
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8 Jul 2026 · 34 min
Should Fans Stay Out of Ariana Grande's Business?
Is it ever okay to comment on a celebrity's health? This week on Personality Hires, the conversation starts with one ridiculous question: can Rebecca actually make money by selling her Hinge love story? Then we get into a real conversation about Ariana Grande's world tour, the discourse around her appearance, and where the line is between fan concern and parasocial overreach when a celebrity may be struggling privately. Plus: Jackson and Mikey accidentally turn an apartment pool party into the most competitive childhood game imaginable. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality…
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1 Jul 2026 · 39 min
First Day Fails & Our Love Island Superlatives
This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too personal. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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25 Jun 2026 · 40 min
BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???
BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much??? Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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24 Jun 2026 · 40 min
Big News, Bad Bits & the JoJo Siwa Cruise
Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped. But first we have to discuss the JoJo Siwa Cruise! Yes, it's real. Two grown women paid to be on it, and Abby cannot stop watching. Plus, we break down the art of running "bits" in everyday life, and Rebecca reveals the detail about her first fight with her boyfriend. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views…
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17 Jun 2026 · 43 min
AI Fruit Soap Operas Are Taking Over TikTok...So We Made Our Own
Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet? This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap operas starring fruit, hairdryers, curling irons, and other random household objects. After watching some truly unhinged clips, we decide to prove humans are still funnier than AI by creating our own dramatic appliance soap opera, As The Kitchen Turns. We also discuss: Rebecca moving in with her boyfriend for one unexpected reason The challenge of convincing someone to watch Attack on Titan A very controversial Spirited Away…
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10 Jun 2026 · 30 min
One Huge Mistake & One Unexpected Announcement
A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why she's feeling differently than she did just a few years ago. Plus, and interesting game hosted by Mikey. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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3 Jun 2026 · 43 min
Career Moves and Cringe Playlists!
This week Mikey shares some big news and he's weirdly emotional about it. We unpack his big career move, we also tackle a listener's remote-work dilemma (how do you prank people you've never met IRL?). And then absolutely roast each other's most-streamed Spotify songs. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss!
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28 May 2026 · 35 min
Six Hundred Square Feet of Chaos
It's Rebecca's birthday, and we're celebrating the only way we know how by asking her deeply personal questions she may or may not want to answer. We hear about her chaotic move into her new apartment, play a round of Sip or Spill with a "text or delete" twist, and somehow end up talking body counts. Plus, Jackson and Mikey come clean about ditching Rebecca. And Mikey shares the tale of getting completely hustled by a cooler guy outside the Tabernacle for $31. We close out trying to solve the mystery of the New Orleans shoe warlock. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦…
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20 May 2026 · 31 min
Wedding Whiskers & The 99-Cent Scandal!
The crew debates whether Jackson should shave his beloved mustache before his wedding, and things get unexpectedly deep when low contrast faces, weight gain, and bridal confidence all enter the chat. Then Mikey shares his week from hell after his girlfriend found a mysterious item in his passenger door nearly derailed his relationship and an entire dinner at his girlfriend's parents' house. The leading theory? An op in his building. Listen for more! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment…
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13 May 2026 · 42 min
We Need To Talk About Abby's Most Humiliating Moment Ever
After two and a half years living with her parents, Rebecca is finally moving into her own place and packing is already breaking her. Abby shares her most mortifying dog-sitting story to date. Plus Jackson reveals a major life change before his wedding. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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6 May 2026 · 34 min
Are Your 30s the New 20s? Aging, Apartments & Adulting
Abby just turned 29 and is already panicking about 30. So the crew debates what actually changes with age and whether your 30s are really the new 20s. Then Rebecca tells the most chaotic apartment hunting story of all time: a ghosted tour, blocked emails, an OCD spiral, and a boyfriend who did NOT sign up for this. Did she get the dream Atlanta apartment? Tune in to find out! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the…
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29 Apr 2026 · 40 min
Our First AMA: Restaurant Etiquette, Biopic Dream Casts & Wild TV Pitches
We're answering YOUR questions for the first time and things get weird fast. Mikey gets scolded by a waitress for bending the takeout rules and can't stop thinking about it. Jackson, Abby, and Rebecca debate the best way to win back a service worker's approval. Then we dive into listener AMA questions: celebrity look-alikes, who we'd stay friends with outside work, and updates on the Bert Show. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely…
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22 Apr 2026 · 39 min
Jackson's Wedding Planning Is Ruining Us!
Jackson is six months engaged and already breaking wedding rules. Can the groom see the dress before the big day? We debate wedding videography costs, tattoo artists at receptions, and whether a 15-minute ceremony is actually genius. Then, Rebecca is finally moving out of her parents' house and can't decide where to settle. Plus, Mikey comes clean about something unexpected. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host…
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15 Apr 2026 · 47 min
Jackson's Near-Death Experience & Blake Lively's Case CRUMBLES
This week on Personality Hires, Jackson nearly met his maker on a Friday night watching Interstellar, Rebecca confesses she accidentally gave a stranger too much information, and Abby and the crew break down the latest Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni court updates. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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8 Apr 2026 · 37 min
Mikey's First Day as a Lube Salesman & The Wildest Bar Encounter
Mikey survives his first day as a lubrication salesman, Rebecca's birthday gift for her boyfriend goes hilariously wrong, Abby gives an update on her Tampa radio drama, and we hear about the most unhinged bar encounter. Plus: PowerPoint party planning and which Saw traps Rebecca thinks she could survive. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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1 Apr 2026 · 47 min
Another Show Declared War On Abby & We're Not Letting It Slide!
This week on Personality Hires, Abby fills us in on the Tampa radio drama nobody expected. Another station in her building spent time hours dissecting her social media, and calling her a b*tch multiple times. We address the drama and call out the station for their disrespectful comments. Plus: Rebecca needs a last-minute birthday gift for her boyfriend and it involves a prepaid Visa card and lingerie. A listener's therapist got arrested?! Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only.…
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25 Mar 2026 · 41 min
The Crew Battle It Out For An Invite to Jackson's Wedding
In this episode, we're diving into bridesmaid dress drama, Jackson's wedding speech competition, and a St. Patrick's Day bar confrontation that sparked an interesting debate. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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18 Mar 2026 · 41 min
Invoicing Your Friends & Earning a Wedding Invite
The team roasts each other with impressions, reacts to an unhinged Reddit "Am I the A-Hole?" and Rebecca launches a wedding speech competition to score an invite to Jackson's big day. Personality Hires YouTube ✦ Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
About Personality Hires
Hey, we're Personality Hires - we somehow all got hired by one of the biggest radio shows in the country and then we became friends. Against our will, but hey, you can't control chemistry. Personality Hires is the podcast that's basically your office breakroom banter, but better. You know that on
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- Pionaire Podcasting
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- English
- Category
- Comedy
- New episodes
- Weekly
- Typical length
- 42 min
- Latest episode
- 14 Oct 2026
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