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Petty Crimes

by Podcast Nation · English · Comedy

Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis. Part true-crime, mostly comedy, completely petty.

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 46 min
Latest: 13 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

13 Oct 2026 · 45 minNew

Deadweight Office Crush

We all have that one colleague we wanna go from sending songs to on Slack, to throwing into an open firepit. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS…

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Earlier episodes 29 most recent

6 Oct 2026 · 46 min
Catty Game Night
Is this a "let's hang out" game night, or a "don't you say a single word about your sick cat" game night?Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS…
29 Sep 2026 · 47 min
Due Date Drama
I know it's your last day before maternity leave, but can I have your job real quick before you go? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to…
22 Sep 2026 · 43 min
Wet House Fantasy
New rules for housesitting: 1) Sleep in the master bed, 2) Run the hose 24/7, 3) Let the bears in. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to…
15 Sep 2026 · 51 min
Squatter's Rights
When a stranger starts messing up the office bathrooms, one woman decides to take a stand. Or a sit. Somewhere between a stand and a sit. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan…
8 Sep 2026 · 48 min
Double Date Disaster
We loved hanging out with you and your husband. And we'd love to see you again. "You" singular, that is ... Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS…
1 Sep 2026 · 48 min
Horny in Helsinki
We all have that one friend who will do anything to get jiggy with your family's handyman. But who will get to the "Finnish Line" first?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan…
25 Aug 2026 · 48 min
The GoPro Grinch
It's our 200th episode, so this week's crime is about ... TREES! Trees so good you'd face a maniac armed with a GoPro and a hammer. Or is that just ... pett-tree? Happy 200, y'all!LOS ANGELES - LIVE SHOW (SEPT 3) - TICKETS HEREPetty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This…
18 Aug 2026 · 46 min
College Cheat
A student resorts to something disgraceful when faced with ... a hard class?LOS ANGELES - LIVE SHOW (SEPT 3) - TICKETS HEREPetty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.===…
11 Aug 2026 · 46 min
Fake Steps, Real Petty
There's no honor for the honor system when a $50 gift card is on the line. Or maybe you can hit 40,000 steps a day, every day, for weeks on end - while working a full-time job?! Maybe?Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley…
4 Aug 2026 · 39 min
Ghosting Gwendolyn
When a work dinner reservation is made for 10 people, one woman goes INSANE. And rightfully so!Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to…
28 Jul 2026 · 48 min
Tiff & The Turtle
With a turtle on your car, you can bring anything you want to the music festival. Just not Tiff! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to…
21 Jul 2026 · 51 min
Doing It at Darla's Desk (w/ Carl Tart)
Doinking Derek is but one corporate training away. But what happens when office terror Mariana tries to join the fun? And ladies, PLEASE date our special guest Carl Tart (SNL). Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea.…
14 Jul 2026 · 52 min
Puke in the Papasan
Driven to madness by the frat boys upstairs, our young heroine takes matters into her own hands ... Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to…
7 Jul 2026 · 49 min
Romanian Sex Pact
A picture tells a thousand words, but she only needed one to dump his ass ... "Vanda". Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind-the-scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to AquaTru.com…
30 Jun 2026 · 50 min
Sweet Lady Linecutter
Verily! What would thoust do if a white lady tried to cut in line using her sob story? Wouldst thou be petty? Or doth the white lady protest too much?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production…
23 Jun 2026 · 54 min
Slam Pig Donuts (w/ Sarah Sherman)
How many donuts do four grown women need to keep their 20-year friendship alive? Definitely more than 3, right? Featuring Sarah Sherman (SNL, new HBO special)! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional…
16 Jun 2026 · 46 min
Tinder Triangle
And I couldn't help but wonder ... when does an "off-limits" guy become "on limits" again? Can a city really be big and small? And how does The Bailiff know more about Sex & The City than anyone else on this podcast? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was…
9 Jun 2026 · 43 min
Ex Party
Be careful what you wish for. Especially if what you wish for is your ex to come to your house party and cause some drama. Cos there'll be drama. Just not the kind you wanted! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea.…
2 Jun 2026 · 39 min
Uber Husband
Was this concert ticket free, or will my husband have to be our private chauffeur as payment?Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===LittleSpoonGive them…
26 May 2026 · 42 min
Forbidden Roommate
Do you need permission from your ex to live with your ex's ex-roommate? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Boll & BranchGet 15% off your first order plus free…
19 May 2026 · 39 min
A Semi Crime
When does a moving truck become just a regular truck that your neighbor parks outside your window with the engine on all night? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan…
12 May 2026 · 45 min
Eyeing a Vacation
Sending you a gift for the eye surgery. Just want to verify your current address is Atlantis Paradise Island, The Bahamas?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind-the-scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan…
5 May 2026 · 39 min
Cease & Desist (w/ Normal Gossip's Rachelle Hampton)
The problem with emotional affairs are ... they get EMOTIONAL. Featuring Normal Gossip's Rachelle Hampton! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] out our MerchJoin our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Boll &…
28 Apr 2026 · 39 min
Anniversary Crashers
So excited to celebrate my in-laws' anniversary with my husband, his family, some peacocks, and half my sorority. What? Sorority sisters are family too, right?Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] out our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional…
21 Apr 2026 · 40 min
Who Came First
Wow, two crimes about college roommates in a row. Is something going on with college roommates right now?! WATCH ROOMMATES ON NETFLIX! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan…
14 Apr 2026 · 39 min
College Blackout
Just remember: if you push your rich roomie too far, the money's gonna move out too! WATCH CEARA'S MOVIE 'ROOMMATES' ON NETFLIX APRIL 17TH!!! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] Buy our Merch! Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more! Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support…
7 Apr 2026 · 33 min
The Fake Fendi (w/ Laci Mosley)
Would you like to return your fake bag online, or would you like to come harass me in person? With special guest Laci Mosley.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] out our MerchJoin our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan…
31 Mar 2026 · 33 min
My Ex's Bed
Would you please help my son (your ex) pick out a new bedframe (to have sex in with other women)?Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Boll & BranchGet 15% off your…
24 Mar 2026 · 33 min
She Killed Me Off
Is having no friends a red flag? Maybe. What about writing a book in which your only friend dies? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to [email protected] our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more!Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=====Ready to quit for good? Go…

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Publisher: Podcast Nation
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 46 min
Latest episode: 13 Oct 2026
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