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The Fairbairn Podcast

by DM Podcasts · English · Comedy

Tune into a 45 min hang out with with sketch comedy duo and brothers Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn. Think banter about things that piss them off, soap box moments about things that don’t matter, and unique solutions to problems that never were an issue to begin with, Fairbairn Podcast is a natural per

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 7 min
Latest: 12 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

12 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 6 minNew

How Much Money is Too Much

It's the age old question and who better to tackle this tough topic than one host with no money and terrible choices, and another with sensible investments. We also confront Jaxon about his Disney Adult tendencies, as well as decide if we want a snail following us for the rest of our lives. PLUS wtf is up with gymnastics? Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See…

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S1 · E153 · 5 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
We Are President Of The World
Finally someone has put the experts in charge. We have some ideas to clean this place up, and its about time someone listened to us. Plus the boys get freaky and fiesty with a story exchange AND we answer some more of your Boy Questions. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E152 · 28 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
Becoming The Next Shakespeare
Jaxon had a big night and ended up with an orange cat, there's a dutch company stealing our name, the boys make a sobering discovery about drinking and Jaxon doesn't understand how movies work. PLUS another fix your life special! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free!…
S1 · E150 · 21 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
Bricked Up at the Met Gala
It's a jam packed episode this week as we answer the questions that women want to know about men in our new segment: Boy Talk! Everything from aiming your whizz, the politics of clean underwear, erection complications and so much more. Plus, we decide which Australian scandals were bigger than 9/11 and we get into the hottest breaking news of the week (when we recorded it). Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok…
S1 · E149 · 14 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
Orangutan Escape Plan
Can a monkey outsmart us? Well maybe, but can they outsmart an average person? Find out on this week's episode as we bring you the latest in animal news along with a new segment we're calling FICTION FRIDAYS, a totally fictional segment where we don't talk about real things that are happening in our lives. We've also got a new Fix Your Life segment, Jaxon's new artwork and Lachlan's #1 fear. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the…
S1 · E148 · 7 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Fairbairn Films Returns To YouTube
There is drama both inside the studio and outside on the streets. First up we have an angry voice message from Darcy accusing one of the essential Fairbairn staff of not performing their duties adequately. Then we've got a public shirt-fronting between Lachlan and a firey staff member at a local establishment. Plus the fans are outraged at the unprompted return of Fairbairn Films to the YouTube sphere. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep…
S1 · E147 · 31 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
Jaxon's Night Terrors
It's a blockbuster show this week as Lachlan comes in hot with some revelations about the security at his house, as well as a few pet peeves his discovered at the gym. Then the boys get into some night time activities after Lachlan has a joke revealed to him in a dream, which leads into Jaxon regaling us with some tales from his nightmares. PLUS find out why Jaxon was banned from every pub in Newtown and more terrible inventions! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films…
S1 · E146 · 24 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
Nuking Sweden Just In Case
It's Fairbairn time again and this week the boys have whipped themselves into shape! No more ramblings and pointless podcasting, we've got a plan (for next week). Debate club is back as the boys try to defend the indefensible, we have a detailed explanation about Eshay culture for our American listeners PLUS the boys have been in Adelaide. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts…
S1 · E145 · 17 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
Life In Ancient Rome
Grab your tunics, slap on a fresh pair of sandals and come with us on a journey back in time to an empire that will surely never crumble. Your guides Lachlan and Jaxon await to reveal to you all the beauties that this time period has to offer. Before we do though, Jaxon has some strong opinions on construction sites, being sober at parties and reality TV. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave…
S1 · E144 · 10 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
Lachlan's Guide To Parenting
Lachlan has had a harrowing experience at his local Subway sandwich retailer, and he has some tips and tricks for any parent that might find themself in a similar situation. Meanwhile, Jaxon is sick and has enlisted the help of a well-known albeit controversial celebrity to replace him on the podcast. Plus we get into superheroes, cleaning your room, how to pick up girls and so much more. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the…
S1 · E143 · 3 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
Solving Sydney's Car Crisis
Citizens of the greatest city on earth will know one of its many flaws is the scourge of cars taking up all the spots that would otherwise be primed for Lachlan and Jaxon to park in. Well worry no more because we have two of Australia's brightest minds on the case! ALSO, what's the deal with the bible?? And Jaxon shares his retirement plans. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM…
S1 · E142 · 28 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
LACHLAN'S BACK And He Also Hates Italy
The world feels right again as our dear friend Lachlan Fairbairn is back to anchor the show we all love. We get a blow by blow account of his holiday highlights from Italy, Greece, Monaco, France and then Monaco again. Plus his unfiltered takes on what Europe is doing right and what it's doing wrong. Plus Jaxon has some stuff he wants to talk about as well I guess. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By…
S1 · E135 · 20 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
NOODLE FEET with Tilly Oddy-Black
It's an historic occasion for the Fairbairn podcast as we welcome our first ever female guest, the one and only Tilly Oddy-Black! Tilly joins Jaxon to touch the tip of the iceberg of Tilly lore, discussing everything from her sleeping habits, her flimsy joints, placenta, foreskins and much more! Plus Jaxon finds out that Taylor Swift got married and we decide what to do with Brick's ashes. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the…
S1 · E131 · 13 Jul 2026 · 59 min
GET YOUR BOWELS CHECKED
Lachlan is away and the boys will play. Jaxon has enlisted the help of TikTok sensation Will Gibb to bring you a bountiful podcast chocked full of entertainment and education. The boys trudge through topics like orphanages, circumcisions, colonoscopies and Jackass. We've also got potentially the worlds first Haiku battle ever recorded on a podcast, as well as some niche impressions and mouth watering hypotheticals. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and…
S1 · E129 · 6 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
Finding Jaxon a Hinge Date
Those of you in our patreon would have been with us to craft Jaxon an irresistible Hinge profile, and now we all get to enjoy the fruits of our collective labour, as we trawl through the thousands of responses that Jaxon has had in the last week. We also aim to invent a contraption to stop elderly people from getting hurt when they fall over. Sorry for being a morally upstanding and problem-solving podcast. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon…
S1 · E127 · 29 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Toy Story Has Ruined My Life
We've listened to the feedback and heard you all begging, so we have dived in deep to investigate the artistic and cultural merits of both the Toy Story and The Incredibles franchises. But don't worry it's not all serious stuff, the boys also ask some important questions like 'How do compasses work?' and 'Was Rosa Parks a baddie?' All this plus so much more! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By…
S1 · E126 · 15 Jun 2026 · 59 min
We Hate Stomp Clap
Many people dream of one day of becoming famous & rich then being able to buy their parents a house, Jaxon has other ideas. We also get into the intricacies of the 2010 stomp clap phenomenon, PLUS an intellectual discussion on whether Batman is to blame for his parents death. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E124 · 8 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
Jaxon Went For a Huge Run
Real Jaxonheads out there will know that our man has been training his butt off for a 24 hour ultra-marathon and finally, it happened. Not to be outdone though, Lachlan drove for most of the run to help keep the team fit and fuelled, so who can really say was the more important team member? Plus we have some stories from the early days of the internet and musings on eshay culture. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on…
S1 · E122 · 1 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
Cube Lube
The boys are back on the eve of Jaxon's big run and he's outraged at a shocking oversight by Red Bull's organisers. Lachlan has also devised a list of the top 5 things to do while it's raining and #3 will PULVERISE you. Plus we've got some stories about life BHD (before high definition) and Dave has some big plans for his week! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See…
S1 · E120 · 25 May 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
A Guide To Farm Work
Happy Tuesday fellow fairbairn fans! It's time for some good old fashioned farm yarns as the boys cast their minds back to the days when Daddy Fairbairn would put them to work on the great plains of Murray Bridge. We also get into all the action from the weekend's shows in Perth and everything that the great western city had to show to us. Plus schemes to get rich & racist dating? Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on…
S1 · E115 · 18 May 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
We're Just A Floating Dot
The boys get introspective and self reflective as we tackle questions about morality, ethics, personal sacrifice and killing baby h*tler. We also get into some classic fairbairn family stories and questionable fashion choices, plus an educated discussion on the definition of gravity. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E112 · 11 May 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
Superhero Sharehouse ft. Will Gibb
Joining the boys in studio today is star of new ABC show Bad Company Will Gibb! Will talks about his upbringing in Murray Bridge and what he's been up to since Lachlan and Jaxon moved away. Plus we have our dream musical plots, how to order a TV show and an exciting audition opportunity for Jaxon! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
S1 · E108 · 4 May 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Bluey is In Trouble!
After Lachlan's ugly confrontation with a Wiggles legend, he's now decided he'll be standing up and helping another Australian kids icon. This time it's Bluey, who has found herself in a sticky situation with some nasty characters. Plus we've got red flags, the Michael Jackson movie and much more! Go to https://surfshark.com/FAIRBAIRNDEAL or use code FAIRBAIRNDEAL at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and…
S1 · E106 · 27 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
Grumble's Sexual Disaster
The boys are back after the Melbourne Comedy fest and ready to unload about everything that went down, plus a SHOCKING realisation for Jaxon. The boys also get into some cancelled movies, the saddest feelings, the Avatar leak and 9/11. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E105 · 20 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
The Melbourne Episode (with Special Guest)
The boys are in Melbourne soaking up the fun of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and they've found an old friend to join them for the podcast. Coming to you from the Cold Ones studio, Lachlan, Juice World and Darcy bring you the stories from all the adventures together. We've also got words that trigger Jaxon, designing a kids movie and finding out how many people have died. Go to https://surfshark.com/FAIRBAIRNDEAL or use code FAIRBAIRNDEAL at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all…
S1 · E102 · 13 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 21 min
Yelling At Kids
The boys are fired up! This disgrace has gone on for too long and it's time someone took a stand. Yes we're talking about possible the greatest issue of our current day: Kids on E-Bikes. We also talk through rich people activities, teenage bedroom wall decorations PLUS the Top 5 Artists that it's worrying if you're too into them. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See…
S1 · E101 · 6 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
Designing A New Kids Show
Due to an unfortunate incident Lachlan is currently beefing with one of The Wiggles, so we've decided to make our own cast of characters to form a rival childrens entertainment group! How hard could it be? Plus there's a guide to social interactions, ranking spidermen, and unfortunate boners! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy…
S1 · E100 · 30 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
Building The Perfect Superhero
Who is the best superhero of all time? Who is the worst? Should superheroes be stickier? What's on Jaxon's face? Why didn't the ministry of magic know that Hermoine was doing everyones homework? All these questions answered plus so much more in this thoughtful and inspiring episode Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
S1 · E99 · 23 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
Welcome to Fairbairn Land
You've heard of Disney Land. You've experienced Movie World. There's Six Flags, Universal Studios and Shanghai Haiching Ocean World. These are all household names for now, until their supremacy is surpassed by Fairbairn Land. With the help of our dear friend Sopha Dopha, Lachlan and Jaxon launch what is set to be the greatest amusement park anyone has ever stepped foot in and then potentially not been able to leave. Want the details? Listen in! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow…
S1 · E98 · 16 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 12 min
The Japan Diaries
Fresh off the plane from the land of the rising sun, Japanese Lachlan and Ben 10 are here to fill you in on all the happenings and goings on from their holiday. There was beef with fans, a lost phone, cultural critiques and so much more. Arigato for listening! Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow Lachlan and Jaxon Keep up with the boys on TikTok Produced By @dyor.dave for DM Podcasts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Fairbairn Podcast is a English comedy podcast from DM Podcasts. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: DM Podcasts
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 7 min
Latest episode: 12 Oct 2026
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