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Two Idiot Girls

Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 59 min
Latest: 13 Oct 2026
Language: English

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13 Oct 2026 · 54 minNew

S6 E41: When Your Mom Interrogates Everyone at the Halloween Party ???

hellooo CHATTT!! happy halloweeeeen part 2! this week we had y'all send in your most embarrassing halloween stories and wow...that was something! in this episode we talk about how we'd recover if we fell in the pool at a halloween party, what to do when you fall so hard your wiglet falls off, and Drew shares how she recovered her beloved fan at the emmys red carpet! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The…

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S6 · E40 · 6 Oct 2026 · 57 min
S6 E40: White People Love Sushi Dates & a Little Black Dress ???
hiiiii lil bb freaks!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!!!! for our first halloween episode we're dressed as Ser Duncan the Tall & Aeg from "Knight of the Seven Kingdoms"! this week we had a billion zoomies we wanted to share with you! in this episode we talk about Drew's final thoughts on "The Love Hypothesis", why Deison is tired of enemies to lovers storylines, and we both share our thoughts on "Crew Girl" and like...what's even going on there I guess??? COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK:…
E39 · 29 Sep 2026 · 54 min
S6 E39: Us When We Knock Out a T-Rex with a Mallet ???
hiiiiii CHAT!!! this week we had 12 billion zoomies to share with y'all! in this episode we recapped our family vacation to Orlando with the Broski family!, our thoughts on the one man vs. 1 chimp argument that's on TikTok right now, and we recapped our final reaction to the movie "The End of Oak Street"! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK:…
E38 · 22 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
S6 E38: Face Shaving Routines & Cutie Life Catchup Q&A !!!
hiiiii freakssss!!! this week we wanted to do a Q&A catchup with you all since we had banked so many episodes in a row last month! in this episode Drew talks about how her dogs were included in her wedding, Deison talks about the newest lesbian fiction book she's currently reading, and Drew addresses the elephant in the room (her eyebrow...) COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026…
E37 · 15 Sep 2026 · 56 min
S6 E37: Does Drew Think Gojo & Geto Were in Love ???
hiiii CHAT! we've been gone for so long we wanted to catch y'all up with some zoomies! in this episode Drew shares her thoughts now that she's finally caught up on JJK, Deison catches Drew up on SLOMW, and we both share how beautiful and sweet Drew's wedding was! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You…
E36 · 8 Sep 2026 · 59 min
S6 E36: He Cooked Me Dinner & Slapped My Belly ???
hiiiiiii freakssss!! this week we cackled over more of the most embarrassing things y'all did for your crushes this year! in this episode we talked about what to do when your crush asks you to watch them work out, why you shouldn't choose a college according to where your crush is going, and how we'd react if a man tried to slap our bellies ??? COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14,…
E35 · 1 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
S6 E35: Hickeys on Your Face at Graduation ???
hiiii CHATTT! this week we had a new topic and asked y'all to send in the most embarrassing things you've done for a crush this year! in this episode we talked about pretending to like WWE for a man :( , what to do when your crush likes EDM music, and Deison shares how she likes football at the moment ! (but also not really)! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK:…
E34 · 25 Aug 2026 · 58 min
S6 E34: 1 Ply Toilet Paper & a Marker Poop ???
hiiiii CHATTTT! this week we shared some of Drew's wedding details & giggled over y'all's favorite things to buy! in this episode we talked about Drew's amazing wedding planners, Deison's experience with loose tampons, and what we'd do if a mistress was using our Ninja air fryer! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy…
E33 · 18 Aug 2026 · 56 min
S6 E33: When You Get Cucked at Build A Bear ???
hii CHATTTTT! this week we asked y'all to send us your favorite fun and silly things that are worth the money! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent Build a Bear experience, why Deison loves her amc a list membership, and why pets are always worth the money! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What…
E32 · 11 Aug 2026 · 51 min
S6 E32: Our Most Serious Episode
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E31 · 4 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
S6 E31: How Drew Would Use Her Domain Expansion ???
hiiiiii freaksss !!!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! Deison recaps how she's the first person in the entire world to finish run 5.5 miles without stopping, Drew shares her final thoughts after finishing "The Pursuit of Jade", and Drew shares what her hand gesture would be when enacting her domain expansion! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK:…
E30 · 28 Jul 2026 · 53 min
S6 E30: Why Drew Thinks JJK & Kung Fu Panda are Similar ???
hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we had more zoomies & "gardening" questions to answer for y'all! in this episode we talked about our favorite desserts, how Drew will be venturing into the world of JJK very soon, and we explain (incorrectly I'm sure) the difference between amusement parks vs. theme parks! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK:…
E29 · 21 Jul 2026 · 59 min
S6 E29: What Celebrity Gives Us the Ick and More ???
hellooo CHATTT!!! this week we answered more questions y'all asked us after we've "gardened!" in this episode we loosely talk about Drew & Pili's joint bachelor/bachelorette party, why Drew loves to send Olivia Rodrigo songs to the people she loves, and how Drew takes her contacts out with long nails! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK:…
E28 · 14 Jul 2026 · 54 min
S6 E28: How We'd Detect Our Evil Clones ???
hiiiii freaks! this week we had plenty of zoomies again & also answered some of y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about Drew's new favorite show "The Pursuit of Jade", why Deison wants to live in "Animal Crossing", and how we'd be able to detect if our evil clone was there or not! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK:…
E27 · 7 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 13 min
S6 E27: Smiley Miley and Swallowing Hot Stones in Love Island
hiiii CHATTT!!! this week we had plenty of zoomies to share - once again! in this episode we talked about how Drew would respond at a recoupling if a man just said "i love that she always puts me above herself" WAT, Deison shares her review of "Minions and Monsters", and how it feels when "we're just being Miley" ! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK:…
E26 · 30 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 45 min
S6 E26: How to Spot an Incel in the Love Island Villa ???
helloooo little tiny freaksss!! this week we had SO much to catch up with y'all on! in this episode Deison talks about her fun cutie trip to Seattle, we talk about all the victimization we've seen the red pilled men in Love Island have been OOZING, and Drew recaps her unreal experience with finishing her first KDrama "The Perfect Crown" ! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026…
E25 · 23 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
S6 E25: Y'all Are Sucking Toes in the Love Island Villa ???
hellooooo freaks!! this week we had some housekeeping and zoomies to share with y'all. in this episode we talked about some personal updates, Drew's experience watching Casa Amore, and Deison recaps the princess challenge from Love Island S8 for Drew! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You Meme…
E24 · 16 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
S6 E24: Why Can't I Wear My Pajama Shirt on Love Island ???
helloooo freaks!! this week we giggled and shared some zoomies! in this episode we talk about team gale vs. team peeta, the white bed challenge in s8 of Love Island, and how Drew would make her entrance as a bombshell! COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!…
E23 · 9 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
S6 E23: Why We Think Love Island is like Settlers of Catan ???
hellooooo freaks! this week we shared many of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about Drew's new glasses alertttt, Deison's thoughts on the first 5 episodes of Love Island Season 8 so far, and why we would never want to be on a show like Love Island LOL COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER! Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival) TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026 TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/ On sale times!!! *Patreon -…
E22 · 2 Jun 2026 · 1 hr
S6 E22: Drew's Thoughts on BTS & Songs About Hockey???
hiiii freaks!!! this week we shared some more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about why every female main character's fancy outfit is silver??, Deison's final thoughts on "Off Campus", and how our first experience at hot pot was a mess but also so much fun! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Rula patients…
E21 · 26 May 2026 · 1 hr 20 min
S6 E21: Goomba Haircuts & How We'd Get Back at Edward Cullen
helloooo bb freaks!!! this week we shared some more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the new documentary "The Crash", our unbelievable experience at the Seattle Tacoma airport, and Drew's influence on spreading the gospel that is "Paradise"! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! https://Cozey.com — The…
E20 · 19 May 2026 · 1 hr 18 min
S6 E20: Pajama Shirts and Dueling Pianos ???
hiiii lil freaksss!! this week we have an unbelievable amount of zoomies for y'all! in this episode we talk about Drew's infamous pajama shirt making it's way to her new house, how we'd react if a giant man was dancing on us while we were dressed like JLo for halloween, and Deison recaps episodes 1-4 of "Off Campus" for Drew (we talk about this for majority of the episode LOL) hiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we asked y'all to send us your top 2 "hear me outs" so we could would you rather them! in this episode we talked about blood bending during smut scenes???, how Drew would evade being inducted…
E19 · 12 May 2026 · 1 hr 11 min
S6 E19: Smash or Pass: Doctor Strange's Cape???
hiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we asked y'all to send us your top 2 "hear me outs" so we could would you rather them! in this episode we talked about blood bending during smut scenes???, how Drew would evade being inducted into a cult, and how Deison is the least mysterious person who ever lived! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR…
E18 · 5 May 2026 · 48 min
S6 E18: Y'all Are Eating Avatar Butt in This Economy ???
hiiiii CHATTT!!! this week we giggled over more of y'all's Pocket O' Peaces! in this episode we talked about Deison's potential music career, what to do when your managers at work are dating and also fight every day???, and another one of our current favorite Donnie stories! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Rula patients…
E17 · 28 Apr 2026 · 56 min
S6 E17: Logan Lerman If You Can Hear Us Please Save Us ???
hiiiiii FREAKSSSSSS!! this week we shared some of our zoomies! in this episode we recapped our Coachella weekend 2 experience, COMPUTAH show us Dr. Abbott's juicy jugs pls, and Drew's thoughts on the new Avatar: the Last Airbender movie that's coming out soon! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! https://Cozey.com — The Home…
E16 · 21 Apr 2026 · 57 min
S6 E16: How to Ragebait a Man About His 40 Yard Dash Time ???
hellooooo CHATTT !!! this week we asked y'all to share with us your current pocket o' peace and thorns! in this episode we talked about why we have no interest in being sent to space or exploring the deep sea, fanfictions we've previously loved!, and Drew's new video game she's loving right now! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR…
E15 · 14 Apr 2026 · 53 min
S6 E15: Why Drew Feels Spiritually Connected to the Dragon in Shrek ???
helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Coachella weekend 1, our brother's musical debut!!!, and how Drew's current saved fan edits that are helping her write her new book! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to…
E14 · 7 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
S6 E14: We're Hosting a Bush Summer Lookalike Contest ???
hiiiii freaks! this week we're done moving and wanted to giggle and ki with y'all! in this episode we talked about what it's like to have Drew as a sister when you're going through a breakup, why we think women are so attracted to JFK Jr. in that new show, and how much fun we've been having moving into our new places! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo |…
E13 · 31 Mar 2026 · 49 min
S6 E13: Sunday Reset With Us as Mean Doctors on The Pitt ???
helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared our zoomies - we're so happy to see/hear that so many of you enjoy these types of episodes too! in this episode we talked about the 20th Anniversary of Hannah Montana, how we'd emote as mommy vloggers, and the most recent bat signal that was wrongfully summoning Drew! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK…
E12 · 24 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
S6 E12: Who Will Be the Simba to my Nala???
hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! in this episode we talk about how Drew would turn into the Joker on "Love Island", how Deison would strategize on "Survivor", and Drew shares her thoughts on "Into the Manosphere" ! DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!! For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! Go to…

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Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 59 min
Latest episode: 13 Oct 2026
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