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The Jack & Ash Show

by Audio Always · English · Comedy

Mi Lords, mi ladies… grab your old maiden shoes and settle in for episodes every Friday, filled with curated chaos, dalliances of debauchery, and bestie advice peppered with tomfoolery. Chat shows just don’t hit like they used to so Jack and Ash are here to fix that, helping you start your weekend

New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 5 min
Latest: 9 Oct 2026
Language: English

Latest episode

9 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 7 min

BATH TIME, RAISIN TIME AND WOBBLY JELLY

Have you ever dreamt of taking a bath full of peas? Well, Jack certainly has! (Obviously) There's also some school-based hankering to feast on with talk of Jack’s rebellious antics, Ash's sacred 'raisin time', and a response from the curry egg sandwich queen herself… Nosheen! -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more Jack & Ash? Join…

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S1 · E54 · 2 Oct 2026 · 1 hr 21 min
TREACLE AT SCHOOL, MOLASSES AND JACK'S CHUNKY NECK
After last week's hanker on our newest favourite vocal stim (MOLASSES!!!) Jack and Ash decide to take a walk down some incredibly sticky avenues of discussion. Why do wedding gift lists suck? Why does Jack have a chunky neck? And why oh WHY was Ash always so STICKY at school? # AD - Episode sponsored by L’Oreal Paris) L’Oreal Paris Filler HA & PDRN+ Serum is shoppable at Amazon (on a great Prime Day deal from 5 October!), Boots and Superdrug. #skincare #lorealPDRNserum @lorealparisuk…
S1 · E53 · 25 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
DREAMING OF MEL, FLYING WOES AND DON'T WAKE JACK
Mel in the morgue has been infiltrating the thoughts of the country in increasingly ghoulish ways and it's really doesn't bear - like REALLY DOES NOT BEAR. There's also more classically horrid behaviour from our least favourite airline and a cautionary tale to anyone who is ever thinking about waking up Jack Remmington. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN…
S1 · E52 · 18 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 15 min
BARBECUED PEAS, JAY-Z HEARTACHE AND ASH CAUSES A SCENE
It's been a week of ups and downs in the life of Jashwini this week. From heartache at JAY-Z for Jack, to getting the hump over being forced to watch a whimsical animated moment for Ash. There's also revelations regarding how amayzin Allen keys are and why anyone would want peas at a barbecue. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b600 -- Want more…
S1 · E51 · 11 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
IBIZA 2026, NAKED PAELLA AND ASH GOES WILD
It's finally time to debrief on the HUGE hanker that was Ibiza 2026. Will Jack's vibranium body finally fail him? Will Ash finally turn completely grey? Will Luvvy Do Concierge handle everyone's booking with a smile? Plus, there's a revelation around Paella that might rock the very foundations of the podcast. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN…
S1 · E50 · 4 Sep 2026 · 1 hr 14 min
LEMME FOOK, INFINITE PARMESAN AND DEATH TO MINTED PEAS
You know that feeling when you've been indulging in ghoulish chatter all evening and you get a hankering to make a roast dinner at 1 am? What do you mean "no"?!? Doesn't everyone do that? Well, if you're Ashwini you certainly do (shock). Join Jack and Ash as they delve into the mysteriousness of 'everything shops', why they can never say "when" when it comes to parmesan cheese, and why minted peas are so incredibly Tory. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH…
S1 · E49 · 28 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 17 min
SANDWICH AUDITIONS, CHARTREUSE AND GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT | The Jack & Ash Show
Ash reveals the shocking lengths you would have had to have gone through to earn a seat next to her at school during lunch, which quite frankly isn't giving us the 'most amazing and fulfilling time of our lives' feeling. There's also much hankering to do on the best ways to die and how amayze it is to have 'gay guy music video night'. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN…
S1 · E48 · 21 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
ASH LOVES SCHADENFREUDE, HEATED PIE-VALRY AND NOLAN HATES FILM
Who doesn't love it when their bestest friend suffers a mild life inconvenience? Who doesn't love eating pie? And who doesn't love having to break their neck to look at some extra sea and sand in the cinema? Find out all the answers in today's episode, plus a good helping of chat about the Hunchback of Notre-Dame. -- VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as…
S1 · E47 · 14 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
VAGABOND SHOES, LOLLAPALOOZA AND MOZZARELLA DIPPERS
Jack and Ash are back on British soil and have much to discuss from their New York/ Chicago hanker fest featuring: Jack getting annoyed at himself for being too 'Ash', Ash forgetting she met Tate McRae, and Professor Jack has been in the lab creating a very special twist on a classic. -- New to The Jack & Ash Show? Or just want to hanker back to some classic eps? Check out a selection of AMAYZIN episodes as voted for by YOU: WATCH https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPxldg9qz4Rc OR LISTEN https://open.spotify.com/playlist/29PNkigEq38CzLOgQkaEzC?si=e42a65dd8a3e4b60 -- VOTE FOR US AT THE…
S1 · E46 · 7 Aug 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
MISSING TOYS, DEATH BED SECRETS AND OBSOLETE PIGEONS
There's a knock at the door... A solitary letter is left sitting on the door mat. It reads: "I KNOW WHERE YOUR MISSING TOYS ARE. I HAVE VIDEO EVIDENCE" And so the curious case of the missing toys begins! There's also much to discuss regarding revealing secrets on your death bed, how old is 'too old' to have a bunk bed, and the demise of the pigeon. VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS ON SPOTIFY! CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE PLAYLIST AND THE VOTE: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday…
S1 · E45 · 31 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
MISS PIGGY IS A GAY ICON, ROLE SWAPPING AND SH*T ON ASH DAY
After a debate around Miss Piggy reveals her status as a gay icon, there's a sudden shift in the mood when her age is brought up? It doesn't bear... There's also the World Cup halftime show to debrief on, and Ash has had a SHOCKER at a pub quiz, which results in Jack and Ash telling each other some much-needed home truths. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to…
S1 · E44 · 24 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 7 min
FITNESS REGRET, PITBULL DEBRIEF AND DARWINISM TEAS
Don't you just hate it when you get up in the morning, feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, only for your fitness watch/ring/jockstrap to tell you you've had the worst night's sleep in the history of all mankind and you might as well just go and lie down in a shallow grave? Us too, and we've had enough! There's also much to hanker on regarding Jack's Guinness World Record success at Pitbull, and Ash has some animal theories that really should be studied/ignored. Want to read Eve's Substack? It's here: https://evewinterscott.substack.com/p/i-used-to-listen-to-steven-bartlett Want more…
S1 · E43 · 17 Jul 2026 · 1 hr
BANANA APOCALYPSE, TECHNICOLOUR DREAMS AND JACK'S SECRET PODCAST
Ash has some chilling news to reveal regarding the humble banana, whereas Jack has some stats about the percentage of the population that know the plot to Joseph and the Technicolour Dreamcoat vs the off-side rule that really make you just stop and think about the state of the world today. There's also a HUGE revelation regarding Jack's secret podcast that feels pretty... iconic? VOTE FOR US AT THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS! We're nominated for the Listener's Choice Award and it's all voted for by YOU! To vote for us, just search for 'The Jack & Ash Show' here:…
S1 · E42 · 10 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 1 min
SWEET TREATS, BUGBEARS, AND CHALAMET SEX DREAMS
ME DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO CAT AND MOUSE WITH YOUR SWEET TREATS. Jack and Ash have hankered on many topics, but the subject of sweet treats is one that turns out to provoke A LOT of strong opinions, like "Almond milk is for punks" and "Marzipan is a friend to no man". Talking of things small and delicious, Ash has been having steamy dreams about Timothée Chalamet, while Jack has finally figured out what his biggest bugbear is. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at:…
S1 · E41 · 3 Jul 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
WORLD CUP DRESS CODE, TINY SHORTS AND STRAIGHT STRIP CLUB WOES
Jack and Ash are experiencing World Cup fever, with a particular interest in what should be worn at the pub and how to really nail the definition of the off-side rule. There's also plenty of random hankers on whether Ash should shave her head, pan flute dolls, and Jack's depressing visit to a strip club. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Not a member yet? Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at…
S1 · E40 · 26 Jun 2026 · 1 hr
SPELLING ICKS, AÇAí BERRY TEAS AND A LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT!
What's worse: not knowing when to use 'there' and 'their' or constantly leaving your phone lying around expecting other people to look after it? Answer: they're both as bad as each other, and poor Jack is constantly having to deal with both of them. There's also much to hanker on regarding why people can't speak on the phone anymore, the nine-toed phenomenon, and the fact that Ash is related to one of the Suffragettes. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Oh... AND WE'RE PLAYING A LIVE SHOW! Come and hanker down with us…
S1 · E39 · 19 Jun 2026 · 59 min
PRIMAVERA DEBRIEF, NIGHTMARE FLIGHTS AND PEGGY GOU RAMEKIN
There's much to hanker on after an amayszing time at Primavera, but it wasn't all sunshine and mii miii's... Ash had a journey home so full of moroseness that she was basically stuck in an infinite jive for 12 hours, whereas Jack found himself being blown around Barcelona like a Chocolonely wrapper in the breeze looking for somewhere to rest his beautiful head. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for an EXTRA WEEKLY EPISODE every Tuesday and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to…
S1 · E38 · 12 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
HORROR ON SCREEN, AMSTERDAM REVIEW AND DOMINATRIX TEAS
There's a spooky hanker in the air... Horror films, Basque Cheesecakes, Dominatrices - it doesn't bear! Jack, fresh from sampling the delights of the Dutch, has come back feeling a little strange after accidentally revisiting a nightclub that changed him for life. While Ash has found her old yearbook from school, which raises more questions than it answers. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at…
S1 · E37 · 5 Jun 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
PETRI DISH BABY, X FACTOR PART 2 AND DIRTY BEST FRIENDS
After last week's X Factor-shaped cliffhanger, Jack and Ash have come armed with the final part of the saga... For now... There are also big revelations to hanker on, including being a petri dish baby, being a dirty bestest friend, and what happened when Ash got robbed at a service station? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…
S1 · E36 · 29 May 2026 · 1 hr 4 min
OUR X FACTOR JOURNEY, BOOTCAMP BLUES AND SEE YOU IN COURT!
How did Jack and Ash actually meet? It's time for the origin story of all origin stories... From nerve-wracking X Factor auditions and bootcamp blues to backstage dramas and tabloid intrigue, this is a tale of woe, plot twists, and high-waisted trousers.. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E35 · 22 May 2026 · 1 hr 6 min
HATEFUL MIRRORS, ASH'S BRACES AND THE DARK SIDE OF GLASTO
There's so much DARKNESS in the world right now. Lying mirrors, secretive back rooms at Glastonbury, and the salacious origins of BOP-IT. Thankfully, Jack and Ash are here to spread some light and joy to fight back the shadows! 🙏🏻 Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E34 · 15 May 2026 · 1 hr 5 min
A GAY AWAKENING, STRIPPING OFF AND BABY ASH FOUGHT RACISM??
Things take a nostalgic turn for Jack and Ash this week as they dive into their all-time favourite vending machine snacks. Plus, Baby Ash shares the slightly less sweet but iconic memory of his first brush with racism… It also turns out there’s always time for a stripper mo-mentttt at any Jack and Ash occasion. Actually, is it even a Jack and Ash mo-mentttt without one?? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find…
S1 · E33 · 8 May 2026 · 53 min
FANCY COOKING, TABERNACLE VAPES AND PUT HIM IN THE LAB
What's the best thing about fancy food? It's all about the froth and the crumb, of course! If that tantalising teaser hasn't got your taste buds going, then get ready to hanker on tabernacle vape shops, why Ash wants to study marathon runners in the lab, and why Jack has been caught out at the afters. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See…
S1 · E32 · 1 May 2026 · 59 min
THE RECKONING, NOUGHTIES BEHAVIOUR AND DODGING AUNTIES
Jack and Ash are in their reckoning era and THANK GOD we get to hear all about it! Ash has been dealing with buxom aunties trying to dodge train fares, while Jack has been relaxing/worrying during a lymphatic drainage massage. There is also the small topic of how completely wild noughties TV was and the savagery of the Wii Fit. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted…
S1 · E31 · 24 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 9 min
COACHELLA DEBRIEF, JUSTIN BIEBER AND EVERYONE'S A JACKET POTATO
And just like that, back on British soil! There is MUCH to discuss from Coachella, including tech billionaire after-parties, THAT Justin Bieber performance, and why everyone there was in fancy dress as a jacket potato. There are also signs of a Charli XCX and Gü Ramekin crossover, which is officially our next favourite conspiracy theory. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page for weekly bonus episodes and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at…
S1 · E30 · 17 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
CRYOGENICS, RATING DESSERTS AND AN OAT MILK MO-MENT
While Jack is happy to return to the earth as a dusty mo-ment when he dies, Ashwini has a very different plan to freeze her body that, if successful, will ensure her light and joy will be preserved for future generations. There's also much to hunker on with rating desserts, poo-play at TK Maxx, and whether anyone actually enjoys Huel? Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up for free at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on…
S1 · E29 · 10 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 2 min
PSYCHIC READINGS, BABBLING BROOKS AND CARPET KINKS
Ash has had a psychic reading which, to be honest, has posed more questions than it’s answered. Meanwhile, Jack has had a flashback to his prom night, where his destiny was cruelly denied. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E28 · 3 Apr 2026 · 1 hr 10 min
PARASITES, GAYEST SUPERMARKETS AND SNIFFING CANDLES
Ash has really been struggling lately. If she's not going through TK Maxx withdrawal symptoms, she's getting rinsed by the BMI machine in the gym. This in turn is having a knock-on effect on poor Jack as Ash unleashes her rage and metaphorically pulls his pants down because he didn't grow up near a TGI Fridays. Once the dust settles, they get to work deciding which supermarket is the "gayest" and of course give out a plethora of bad advice. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF…
S1 · E27 · 27 Mar 2026 · 1 hr 3 min
PYRAMID SCHEMES, STAR SIGNS AND THE PROPHET GÜ RAMEKIN
What happens when you ply a teenie, tiny Ashwini with enough espresso to fill up an old maiden's shoe? Pandemonium. But it also leads to a royal hanker down on subjects such as why straight men hate star signs, queer puppets and a little-known prophet who goes by the name GÜ RAMEKIN. Want more Jack & Ash? Join our Patreon page and enter 'The Tavern'! Sign up at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheJackAndAshShow GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at @thejackandashshow on socials! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more…
S1 · 26 Mar 2026 · 53 min
ROCKSTAR TEACHERS, 60 SECOND LESSONS AND TRENCH TOMFOOLERY
Jack and Ash are joined by Jack's childhood friend and teacher Abigail to find out whether they've got what it takes to become teachers? Who will be the best at dealing with distractions? Who will deliver an exquisite sixty-second lesson? Plus, there's a very special Bestie Dictionary: School Edition to be added to and a healthy (or unhealthy) dose of competition that Jack is totally fine about. This episode is sponsored by the Department for Education and #getintoteaching GOT A PROBLEM? NEED SOME OF OUR BAD ADVICE? 📩 Send them in to [email protected] 📲 Or find us at…

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The Jack & Ash Show is a English comedy podcast from Audio Always. Melo plays each episode straight from the publisher's own feed — no ads added, no account needed — and remembers where you stopped, in this browser only.

Publisher: Audio Always
Language: English
Category: Comedy
New episodes: Weekly
Typical length: 1 hr 5 min
Latest episode: 9 Oct 2026
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